Sunday, August 12, 2012

Top 9 Reasons I Will Never Be In the Olympics

1. I don’t like being beheaded even IF the Tower of London is nearby

2. I’d rather not look like I’m taking a crap during the diving competition:

3. I don’t think anyone should do this but doctors, and even then it’s weird and awkward:

4. I prefer to have my boners in private:

5. I don’t like wearing blue eye shadow in the pool:

6. She scares me.

7.  I still don’t get how this is an Olympic sport:

8. I’m not sure I like Brazilian waxing enough:

9. It’s become one big nudist colony:

SUAR

51 comments:

  1. LOL Beth! Too funny and I totally agree!

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  2. Bahahahahahaha!!!!

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  3. Lololol great shots and I agree with all of em!

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  4. You just ruined the Olympics for me!
    And your mind is a scary place...thanks for sharing ;)

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  5. I totally laughed out loud! The Brazilian waxing thing I can relate to! Every time I see a gymnast I think this!

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  6. Busting my guts!!! Awesome compilation. Too freaking funny.

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  7. ha ha ha! You certainly have an eye for Olympic "talent"! Those rowers' have nice, um, oars. ha!!

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  8. So funny. With #8 - I'm sure those were the faces they made when the beautician ripped the wax off.

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  9. you could also add the numerous times that the women's water polo players wound up flashing the world (even with tv trying to edit!)

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  10. What sport was #8? My dinner came back up when I saw that pix....

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  11. So funny! Thanks for this one!!!!

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  12. Oh my goodness this is so funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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  13. Oh my... I can't stop laughing!

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  14. All I can possibly say.........LOL !!!!!!!
    Kelly

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  15. OMG number #3 is called an "oil check" i just looked it up because I could not believe it, its an actual move!

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  16. This is awesome! Thanks for the laugh

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  17. I was going to mention the R-rated women's water polo flashes, but someone above did. I'd love showing my double As to the world :).

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  18. I think the women in #5 just saw the guys in #4 standing on the edge of the pool! Great collection!

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  19. Hilarious! Thanks for the entertainment!

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  20. I be in just to see some of those packages.

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  21. The divers looking like they're taking a dump is my favorite thing to come from this year's Olympics!

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  22. Those sycnronized swimmers are doubley scary!

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  23. Loved it. I had not seen any of these pics!

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  24. Bahahahah. this was an awesome post!

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  25. Aw, don't be afraid of the Queen. I saw her once (in Toronto) and she's about 4'9" tall - and that's INCLUDING her hat! It was the strangest thing - we were there to see Phantom of the Opera and all of a sudden there was crowd control and mounties (TWSS) and then...we could see this little yellow hat get out of a car. I have a photo of it.

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  26. These are so great I can't even pic a favorite! Thanks so much for sharing.

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    1. No pun on "pic" guess I got carried away!

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  27. Thanks for the laugh this Monday morning!!

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  28. Evidently, "Men's Coxless Four rowing competition" is a misnomer.

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  29. This is awesome! I totally needed this laugh today! Thank you!

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  30. OMG! Number 1 - what happened to her head? lmao Seriously.
    Number 3 - I definitely had to share on Facebook. hahahaha I bet that athlete is happy the Olympics is over.
    Number 9 - my computer wouldn't show the pic so now i'm really curious.

    Thanks for the laughs

    Mrs White
    http://bringingfurmanhome.blogspot.com

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  31. OMG these are so gosh darn amazing. #8 had me almost on the floor laughing.

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  32. This is the best olympic post I have read ever. Hands down. I love you.

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  33. Hilarious! These pics are priceless!!

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  34. WOW! What a cool pictures i have not seen like this anywhere just keep up the good work.
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  35. This post made me laugh out loud! Thanks for sharing all the funny pics from the Olympics :) And I'm totally scared of the Queen too.

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