tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post8003602556663739651..comments2024-03-18T00:15:11.974-07:00Comments on Shut Up + Run: 8 Raunchy Things Runners Do And WhyShutUpandRunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06145904735605609951noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-8472178709411174342014-03-18T16:15:31.831-07:002014-03-18T16:15:31.831-07:00I came home from a run one day and my teenage son ...I came home from a run one day and my teenage son curled up his nose and said, "Oh, my God! You smell like death!" So much for 'men sweat, ladies glow.' Sometimes when I want to just pop into a store post-run and buy a quick chocolate milk, I think of this. Cathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14043604281665943443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-14516519191324432282014-03-16T17:25:51.415-07:002014-03-16T17:25:51.415-07:00yesterday I ran a half marathon..I kept getting th...yesterday I ran a half marathon..I kept getting this smell..I wasn't really sure if it was me or the people around me..I didn't really figure it out either..every so often the smell would return. Running Librarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04859462383001248794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-21843916138109573362014-03-16T00:33:10.871-07:002014-03-16T00:33:10.871-07:00Every single one except pooping and puking...and I...Every single one except pooping and puking...and I'm still expecting them to make an appearance at some point!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-57672722253465190192014-03-15T23:54:57.716-07:002014-03-15T23:54:57.716-07:00Number 5 is a big one for me, I'm constantly w...Number 5 is a big one for me, I'm constantly wiping my nose/sweat and cleaning my hands on my shirt. Not like I have a choice. It's especially nice when I'm on the treadmill and all my gym "friends" see me do it.2 Cups 'N Runhttp://www.2cupsnrun.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-77713391509486647542014-03-15T15:12:34.901-07:002014-03-15T15:12:34.901-07:00Haha, this had to be discussed :PHaha, this had to be discussed :PAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14429336274525281264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-2764372245052419522014-03-15T11:12:26.271-07:002014-03-15T11:12:26.271-07:00Gaffigan's take on the hot pocket is hilarious...Gaffigan's take on the hot pocket is hilarious. I'm going to be singing this one tomorrow!Nerorunnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12519453595646275798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-33800003259423417622014-03-15T09:38:08.921-07:002014-03-15T09:38:08.921-07:00Yup, I'm guilty of most all of those except th...Yup, I'm guilty of most all of those except the snot rocket. My nose really only runs during the winter months, in which case I always have a handy glove or sleeve to wipe with.<br /><br />As an aside, I had to laugh at your swan comment. When I was 7 and living in London, I was savagely attacked by a swan at Round Pond in Hyde Park (o.k...maybe it wasn't a savage attack but the memory of that thing hissing and running at me with it's black tongue waving around is burned into my brain!). Never trust a swan, or even a Canada goose for that matter...I always give large winged creatures a very wide berth when I encounter them on my runs!Steph F.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13195997622106163595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-82138902514862828972014-03-15T07:54:35.047-07:002014-03-15T07:54:35.047-07:00Ever hear comedian Jim Gaffigan chirp, "Hottt...Ever hear comedian Jim Gaffigan chirp, "Hotttttt pocket?" I sing "snot rocket" to the same tune. :)Kaihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00513375730360968028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-29492120325926535992014-03-15T07:13:04.836-07:002014-03-15T07:13:04.836-07:00I was so proud when I finally perfected the snot r...I was so proud when I finally perfected the snot rocket - plus, that meant less snot on my clothes and more on the ground.<br /><br />I'll remember the trick about the pickles. Now - going to read about what "Turtling" is.<br /><br />edit: oh dear.Ashley @ Snow Cream and Syruphttp://snowcreamandsyrup.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-88627263742915476232014-03-15T03:49:53.883-07:002014-03-15T03:49:53.883-07:00Oh YES! I think I've experienced all of them…...Oh YES! I think I've experienced all of them…except the puking - luckily. Although I have seen my fair share at the finish line. Runners are definitely not known for their etiquette! Love it.VITA Train for Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03234217387488085208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-24874384118172813802014-03-14T19:17:48.878-07:002014-03-14T19:17:48.878-07:00Very entertaining post, Beth :)Very entertaining post, Beth :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06395572166081926343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-80608517097300002352014-03-14T19:12:19.873-07:002014-03-14T19:12:19.873-07:00Bingo. Absolutely spot on. Loved it.Bingo. Absolutely spot on. Loved it.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00314021222004110690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-30260053684347090292014-03-14T16:56:04.492-07:002014-03-14T16:56:04.492-07:00I do not ever do snot rockets. That's all I ca...I do not ever do snot rockets. That's all I can say about everything you posted.Wendy at Taking the Long Way Homehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09934786207724059919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-90104010600555167122014-03-14T16:11:21.489-07:002014-03-14T16:11:21.489-07:00Oh that is a terrific idea! If it looks like rain...Oh that is a terrific idea! If it looks like rain holds off I may steal that idea. Thanks!Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16680902424500011849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-19753382367078235432014-03-14T15:46:22.271-07:002014-03-14T15:46:22.271-07:00Runners trots = the worst! I always thought it was...Runners trots = the worst! I always thought it was just my problem because I ate too much spinach.<br />That picture by the Porto potties is too cute! You look like you're up to no good.<br />Joannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09461582280228312213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-41601715907556534942014-03-14T14:39:51.675-07:002014-03-14T14:39:51.675-07:00That's "forbid" up there. If only I ...That's "forbid" up there. If only I could type...Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04510609378185284248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-12891717847652356392014-03-14T14:39:28.643-07:002014-03-14T14:39:28.643-07:00Or if, God forgbid, your monthly visitor happens o...Or if, God forgbid, your monthly visitor happens on race day. Oh, the humanity. I also hate it when people around me start to cough/gag. I've definitely sped up to get away from those noises!Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04510609378185284248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-73198388428202209472014-03-14T11:49:06.337-07:002014-03-14T11:49:06.337-07:00I'm guilty of the spitting. It's so gross...I'm guilty of the spitting. It's so gross, but I can't help it. I try really, really hard not to do it in a race, though.Mohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01552118198116488700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-26119405365727342462014-03-14T11:15:23.063-07:002014-03-14T11:15:23.063-07:00I've only done one... the peeing. Thanks to a...I've only done one... the peeing. Thanks to an old woman's bladder :)<br />I've come REALLY close to the runners trots though... my biggest fear in life :)Rebecca Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03965781380511208862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-25778786735846132052014-03-14T10:32:36.582-07:002014-03-14T10:32:36.582-07:00Spot on! Runners really are gross, aren't we.....Spot on! Runners really are gross, aren't we..... But ya know what, when you are miles into a long run, who has the energy to CARE about any of that????? I will spit and snot and pee when I need to- cuz I'm too tired to care what any passers-by might think of it!!<br /><br />And the puking thing-- I have never actually done it, but after about 12-13 miles I notice that I am instantly nauseous if I stop running to stretch or walk. Really good incentive to keep going!!Chrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-70824659100253813182014-03-14T10:05:03.636-07:002014-03-14T10:05:03.636-07:00haha! Hilarious and so true to many of these. :) ...haha! Hilarious and so true to many of these. :) I still have yet to master a snot rocket... or even spit. :)Rachel @RunningRachelhttp://www.runningrachel.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-14493400229944147872014-03-14T09:49:47.768-07:002014-03-14T09:49:47.768-07:00I have done something similar - just bought a pair...I have done something similar - just bought a pair of men's socks at Walmart and cut off the feet. Works perfectly!ShutUpandRunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06145904735605609951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-79370559211211557732014-03-14T08:58:43.207-07:002014-03-14T08:58:43.207-07:00I have taken an old pair of my son's black foo...I have taken an old pair of my son's black football socks and cut the toes out for arm warmers. As the weather heats up and I don't need them anymore, I toss them in the trash at an aid station instead of trying to tuck them somewhere. Worked like a charm!lovetoread600https://www.blogger.com/profile/09396532242860292088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-53141569904596425912014-03-14T08:16:43.579-07:002014-03-14T08:16:43.579-07:00I have spit, wiped, puked and even though I have n...I have spit, wiped, puked and even though I have not full on peed myself, I have leaked quite a bit!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433152851906592254.post-10570159108204786872014-03-14T08:08:00.328-07:002014-03-14T08:08:00.328-07:00I have not been able to master the snot rocket no ...I have not been able to master the snot rocket no matter how hard I try. And I agree with Jill, I don't trust the fart!Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07176401115805884697noreply@blogger.com