ABCs of SUAR

Age: 44

Bed Size: Queen because I am a queen. Wish I were a king, though. Glad I’m not a twin.

Chore You Hate: Cleaning out the skids

Dogs?: Three legged, one eyed Cocker Spaniel named Lucky who has lengthy penis licking sessions each and every day.

Essential Start Your Day Item: Pee, brush teeth, coffee

Favorite Color: Don’t have one. Changes too often.

Gold or Silver? Platinum because remember I’m a queen

Height: 5’5”

Instruments You Play: Butt horn

Job Title: Freelance Writer, Home Study Contractor (social worker)

Kids: Emma age 9, Sam age 13

Live: Yes, I do

Mom's Name: Susan (w/brother, Dave)

Nicknames: Betty, Booty, Hon, Mom, Mother Earth

Overnight Hospital Stays? Pregnancies only unless you count Emma having surgery and me staying there with her overnight (2006)

Pet Peeve: ABC blog games

Quote from a Movie: Airplane

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Right or Left Handed? Right

Siblings: Older brother by three years: David (see above)

Time You Wake Up? 6:30 a.m.

Underwear: An assortment depending on what is planned for the day – running, biking – commando. Regular day – low rise lacey things. Time of the month: junk underwear. Never thongs. Don’t like them.

Vegetable You Dislike: None

What Makes You Run Late: Diarrhea

X-Rays You've Had Done: Wrist, foot, knee, mammograms, etc.

Yummy Food You Make: Chocolate cake, taco salad, Butterfinger cookies

Zoo, Favorite Animal: Polar bear

Bet you didn’t know about the thong thing or the butt horn,

SUAR