Thursday, May 3, 2012

How To Not Crap Yourself On the Run

It seems I have become the poop counselor. The fart correspondent. The shart expert.

I am not sure if it is good to be a pro in this area. I fear that one day I will be asked to testify in a court of law and that I will be qualified as an expert in poopology. I guess there could be worse things, but I can’t think of what they might be.

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Today I received a question from a reader that went something or exactly like this:

“You seem honest to a fault so I'm hoping you can give me some tips. I haven't run more than a 5K because (and this is embarrassing to admit) I have "digestive issues." I'm terrified to be miles from home without a bathroom. Before a 5K, I swear, I'm in the bathroom ten times because of nerves! How do you handle long runs and races?”

Honest to a fault?” She makes it sound like a bad thing.

All kidding aside, this is a really important subject. Runners notoriously suffer from bad cases of the trots, or at the very least an upset stomach. I’ve heard lots of theories on why this is true, the most predominant one being that when we run, the blood goes to our muscles and neglects our digestive system. This leads to cramps, turtling, and severe panic about crapping one’s pants.

You may be be a liar or you may be the exception, but this need to evacuate has happened to the best of us, to most of us. I, in particular, have been a victim one too many times.

I’ve done my best to figure out what works to avoid this messy conundrum. Following are a few sure-fire ways to minimize the risk of crapping one’s pants while running and racing:

  • The single most helpful thing for me has been to eliminate or drastically reduce fiber, dairy and fatty foods up to 36 hours before a long run or race. Typically, my diet is pretty rich in roughage, whole grains, beans, etc. But, I really do change things up the days before a race. I take in lots of water and reduce my intake of fruits, vegetables, yogurt, cheese and any higher fat foods. I’ve had great success with this plan.
  • Overly exerting myself makes things worse. On long runs, I stick to long-run pace (60 to 90 seconds slower than my ideal marathon pace), and this helps significantly. In races I am usually exerting a great deal, so this plan doesn’t work well under those circumstances.
  • Don’t laugh, but I try to get on a strict poop schedule. I train my body by eating and sleeping with a routine in mind (as much as possible). A cup of coffee in the morning usually gets stuff going. Nine times out of ten if I can get something out before a long run or race I’m good to go. Occasionally there will be a lingering nugget in there that causes problems, but not usually. 
  • It helps to not eat the two hours before a long run or race. Give your body time to digest your pancakes. Once, in all of my naiveté, I ate a huge bowl of beef stroganoff right before a run. This was a like a huge practical joke I played on myself.
  • Pre-race nerves are definitely an issue and can get stuff moving when you wish it would stay put. That’s why I’ve been known to take multiple dumps on an airplane. I hate to fly and I’m nervous. Do everything in your power to minimize any extra anxiety on race day. Give yourself enough time, breathe deeply, think about the nap you will take later. Distraction is a great tool because the mind can only think about one thing at a time. Don’t let it take you hostage.
  • I never mix gels/chews with sport’s drink. I choose one or the other. I find that mixing various sugar types and chemicals doesn’t bode well for me and my colon. Ever hear the saying, “Sport’s drinks and gel, your stomach will give you hell?”
  • I hate to stop and do business during a race. But, it does help to have a back up plan in your mind. Know your potty options. Plan long runs around your favorite bushes or gas station bathrooms. Study your race map or drive the course so you know your potty-ops. Taking charge and knowing what to expect may reduce some poop anxiety.
  • I know some people take Imodium to calm things down. I have not tried this mostly because that stuff constipates me. Yes, that is the point, but I find it rally messes with my system and I have a hard time getting back to normal even days later.

Here’s to crap-less runs!

Anyone have any other tips to share?

Ever had a bathroom emergency on a long run or during a race? My favorite was during the Boston Marathon last year. You can read HERE.

SUAR

211 comments:

  1. I use chewable Pepto before my long runs. It seems to help with the gassy issues I get. If not, well you know what grandma says?...

    "Better on the outside!"

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    1. I have had this forever and no matter what I eat or how fast I run it is unpredictable. I stop 2 to 4 times every run. I need 2 prescription medications to race (anti-cramp and Lomotil). Only use it to race. Training runs I find the potty stops and my friends are all very patient about the constant stopping...

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  2. Haha, this is amazing! I've had my fair share of bathroom panic moments. I will say, though, that I've come a long way. I used to have the worst time on tempo runs or long runs, but after a while it sort of started going away. I guess your body starts getting used to it and adjusts. I will also say that Imodium is a godsend. Seriously.

    "Lingering nugget" may be the funniest thing ever.

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  3. Oh how timely this is for me. I just had a run demolished yesterday over my lunch hour because I spent the majority of the time walking and trying to hold it in until I could find a bathroom! My problem is that this does not just happen to me on long runs or when I'm running faster than normal. It's almost every damn run. I've gotten into the habit that you talked about, where I'm pretty sure I will do my "morning constitution" and be pretty clear for my lunch break run. But even with that, something happens and my intestines cramp when I run. I'm feeling pretty disheartened about it actually. I believe there are underlying tummy issues I'm dealing with and the running just exacerbates them. But I'm not gonna stop running. Today I will go run on the treadmill because I know there will be a bathroom to use if needed. But I want to run wild and be free!

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    1. Diana your not alone! I have the same problems and thought I had some underlying issues but had things checked and I dont. I have noticed if I watch what I eat when I know there's an upcoming run and pump in the immodium if Im even the littlest bit unsure what my happen than it does help more often than not. Not glad you have the problem but glad to know Im not alone on the "every" run!

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    2. I guess it's true, misery loves company! LOL! I try to run 4-5 times a week and I can't imagine taking Immodium that often is good for my system at all. I am going to remember that for when I do a race though, because having a race destroyed by belly issues would be so much more disheartening than just having to deal with a wasted normal run day. I'm just continue to try to play with what I eat during the day and try to stick with a routine that will keep things at bay. And also make note of where bathrooms are when I'm outdoors. And then try to accept that there are just gonna be days where my tummy revolts and that's just the way it is. That's my game plan for now. Good luck to you, Stacy!

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    3. Is it better if you run first thing in the morning, before eating? I definitely have to be mindful of what I eat before a run later in the day, and make sure not to eat anything too close. Keep experimenting and hopefully you will find something that helps!

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    4. I have the same problems. I had surgery to fix muscles that were weakened after childbirth. I still have problems. It happens to me on every. single. run. I do 90% of my running on the treadmill in my basement with a bathroom 30 feet away.

      For my last half marathon, I was so nervous. I drastically changed my diet for the 48 hours leading up to the race. No dairy, no gluten, no artificial sweeteners, no caffeine, VERY little fiber, and an Immodium every 6-8 hours (at the recommendation of my surgeon). (I'm a vegetarian, so my options were very limited.) I got through the race (with a PR!)

      I will be seeing a GI doc next month to see if there are digestion issues that need to be addressed. Until then, I will continue to love on my treadmill. And I'll stick to the pre-race diet plan that worked last time. White rice as a race day breakfast is completely normal, right?

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    5. Hi runodonnell! I'm no expert, but have you read CLEAN by chance? It's a book by Dr. Alejandro Junger about toxins and allergens in our systems and the environment. It's one of the best books I've ever read. And no, I'm not being paid to say this. But it could really help with your digestive issues, I know it helped me with my day-to-day issues! Race day is another story. :) Good luck!

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    6. I eat organic, whole foods only, no underlying GI issues, run first thing in the morning without eating anything beforehand and 999 times out of 1000 I have to make a pit stop 1-2 miles into my run. It's just something I've come to live with during my normal run. On race day, I get up early, take 2 Immodium immediately, eat, take care of business, chew 2 Tums and thankfully I've made it through every race without a problem. I did take an extra immodium with me on my first 13.1 and popped it at mile 4 when things were feeling a little iffy.

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    7. Hi Diana, I've been reading "Metabolic Efficiency" by Bob Seebohar, he says GI distress during training is due to excess carbs, particularly simple sugars. Hope this helps :)

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  4. I use Immodium AD. Usually one will do the trick, and I feel lucky that it doesn't stop me up for days, not even a whole day. I usually still use the restroom right after my long run. If it's a shorter long run, I'll take 1/2 of one. If it's a long long run and I've had a particularly bad morning or am scared, I'll take 2. I also make sure to drink plenty of water.

    Question SUAR: What do you eat the 36 hours before a race if you cut out all that other stuff that you normally eat?

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    1. Good question. White rice. Non high fiber cereal. Pancakes. Turkey wrap. White flour pasta with chicken.

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    2. We know we're supposed to eat our fruits and vegetables, but not on race day!
      I think if there ever was a 100% fair exception to a rule, it's that one.

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    3. I have colitis but can manage by avoiding dairy, gluten, and pretty much any processed sugars. Recently started with a Paleo diet (meat, veggies, fruit, repeat) which removes even rice or corn and that does even better. But I always have tissue paper in my pocket on a run just in case. I eat 2 hrs or more before a run and everything is through the system before I start.

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  5. I watch my intake of dairy, fat and fiber before a long run/hard effort and make sure I go before I go. I did have an episode once when I ate a donut before a long run and ended up stopping at my friend's sister's house. Thing was, the friend's sister was in the bath with her infant and they only had one bathroom...She got an earful, for sure.

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  6. Even when following all of these tips, which are on point, there's stuff that happens like at the Las Vegas Rock 'n' Roll event last year. THEN, what do you do?

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  7. I NEVER leave the house for a trail run without T.P. folded up in a pocket somewhere. Trail runs really seem to bring out the worst in me. And the person who invented portapotties is a real hero in my books!

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    1. catnrd, I run trails and I too have keep TP in my pockets. As for unstopping the lingering effects of Imodium... A natural herbal laxative Swiss Kriss does the trick!

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    2. Yup I've been packing the kleenex myself!

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    3. Eureka! Packing TP/tissues. Thanks, ladies! Seriously. I'm new to all of this.

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    4. Wipes or paper towels are always with me on long runs. TP or tissue is almost worthless if it's raining or you are soaked with sweat.

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    5. Here's a trick I learned in Scouts, using smooth sticks about the diameter of your thumb works well in a pinch, and better than leaves. Just rub the bark off of some old ones laying around and they are clean and do the job.

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    6. Im loving this entry. Laughing alot. Quite frustrated as I wasted 6 mins taking a number two in a potaloo on my first Half Marathon. 1.44 could have been 1.38!! Oh well immodium all the way next time

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  8. I love this entry! I didn't realise it was such a common problem! Thank you :)

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  9. If you gotta go, you gotta go. Either perfect your squatting technique or find a tree to use as a backrest. And learn what poison ivy looks like. And try to shield any exposed skin from prying eyes (seriously, why do people STARE when they KNOW what you're doing 10-15 ft off the trail, squatting down?!).

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  10. Haha, I almost wrote a post about this, but was afraid to so I'm glad you stepped up to the plate! I like to call it the runner's deuce myself. My tricks are similar to yours -- I avoid dairy, fat, and alchohol 24 hours in advance, try to clear out before my run and on a regular schedule, and know the bathrooms on my route.

    There is one funny story that I'll share with you that happened to me about a month ago. I run around a lake where there are many public restrooms. For some reason last month, they were not open as they usually are, and it was an EMERGENCY. I found some bushes to do my business, but quickly found out that I was right on a yellow jacket nest!! I got stung 4 times; luckily none in my "junk" but was still very painful. This was definitely one of those traumatizing yet hilarious-in-retrospect stories. My friend told me, "Well, I guess I don't blame the yellow jackets. If someone was pooping on my house, I'd give them hell too!" LOL

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    1. oh lordy, that is the funniest story I've heard in quite a while!

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    2. That sucks! Thanks for sharing and for the laugh!

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    3. Oh man! The mosquitos have finally hit here in full force this year... nothing like trying to do my emergency business in the bushes while being attacked by swarms of mosquitos!

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  11. I try to get up a little early on my long runs and have coffee. In case that didn't help, I carry those cottonelle towlettes. Let's face it, tp is no good on a sweaty bum. We have at least 3 options for a "flushing toilet" on our runs. It's funny, because I would have never considered going outside until I became a distance runner.

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  12. I love this. LOVE! Because I have this problem and it makes me feel better that it's not just me.

    Usually it's only my longest runs when I have trouble on the go, but even shorter, harder efforts will usually have me making a dash to the potty within 20min of getting home. Yes, even if I cleared things out before. The worst problem seems to be upping mileage or greatly upping intensity, however, so, yeah, races can be a problem. And I have trouble going in port-a-potties or public restrooms, so even if it feels awful while I am running, I sometimes can't actually go when I DO find a bathroom. :(

    I have found that completely cutting out artificial sweeteners, dairy, and alcohol 24-36hrs before a long run or race helps. Also hydrating well the day before and on the run is good. It's counterintuitive, but the diarrhea is worse if I am not regularly taking on enough water on the run. (I think it reminds the intestines to get working again and sends some blood back there if you take on some fluid and food.) I avoid all gels and sports drinks. I drink water and eat a few of those energy beans when I need them. On really long efforts, I can sometimes stomach Honey Stinger Waffles. If I am upping mileage or know I will be running at a higher effort level, I take one Immodium an hour before I head out. And no, they don't stop me up. In fact, about 50% of the time, even after an Immodium, I am blowing up the bathroom within 20min after walking back in the door. Oh, and my recovery drink of choice is Gosling's Spicy Ginger Beer. Gets some fluids and sugar back in the system, but the ginger is a natural stomach-settler.

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  13. Yes! I had to go twice during my first marathon last October!!! I learned my lesson about too much fiber that day. From now on only white breads and pastas pre-race!

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    1. For my first marathon, I was in the bathroom 4 times. I was pregnant, but I don't think that is the only excuse.

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  14. Your tips are perfect. I used to be mortified by the fact that I always had to go when running. It kept me from racing for about 5 years. But finally, after hearing and reading about the "trots" happening to everyone, I didn't feel as bad about it and figured, I wouldn't be the only one. Besides, there's always a bush somewhere.
    Actually, after coming across "Shut Up and Run", that was a HUGE turning point to me feeling a lot more comfortable about discussing toilet issues and the discovery that having to go is nothing to be ashamed of or that should keep you from running races.

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  15. I've crapped in every bush on the 6 mile greenbelt trail by my house more times that I care to share, even shared a spot with my sister while we run, we're close like that. There's a running joke amongst my family and friends, whenever you're trying to say something is the truth you say: "Does Deanna Crap In The Woods?" cause I crap almost every run, but NEVER during a race. Why? Cause I follow rules almost every rule above (aside from the immodium, and going slow, becuase I'm always slow), so why I ask myself don't I follow them when I train? The million dollar question! GREAT POST! Thank you!

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    1. That was so funny - "Does Deanna crap in the woods?" I keep laughing about it. Thanks for the post!

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    2. I think someone put video on you tube

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  16. I still consider myself fairly new to the long-distance running thing. Last year when I was training for my first half, I did my first 8-mile run ever... about mile 6.5 I had to poo. bad. I figured if I farted it would go away, but that seemed to just relax that area even more. I was turtling for sure by the time I got home. I don't even remember if I shut the front door to my house before pulling my clothes off as I ran for the toilet. I made it without making a mess... barely. I've learned that I have to pee, and poop, before any run longer than 4 miles. If I don't, I know that I'll need to stop on the way, and I hate stopping on a run. My best trick is to empty out before my run as much as possible, and then make sure that once I'm done running I spend as much quality time as I can with the porcelain gods.

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  17. I wouldn't say I've ever gone in public but certainly know the pain of holding it!! I never thought of taking immodium! Great idea!!

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  18. I absolutely have taken 1 Imodium about 1-2 hours before race start. By later in the day everything is back to moving along normally, and I don't have to stress about "runner's trots" mid-race. Whether it is largely a placebo effect due to calming my nerves, or it actually is working, who knows. I don't really care. :)

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  19. This post is brilliant! I actually HATE coffee...but will always drink it the morning of a race to get things moving. I pretty much get a "false alarm" every time I run around mile 8. I'm certain I have to crap...start mapping, planning, sometimes even stop at a port a potty...and it's always a false alarm. I've learned to ignore it now :)

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  20. I once had to go on the side of the Big Dry Creek Trail...you know the one with no trees. It was awful but I had no choice. Those tips are great, nothing more to add other than even if you don't think you have to go...TRY before you line up at the starting line.

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    1. If it makes you feel any better, I have gone there, too. At least if we are talking about the Big Dry Creek in Westminster/Broomfield. I think there's one further south, too. :)

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  21. Funny and good advice. I'm fascinated by the beef stroganoff prior to a race. Seems like a bad idea on so many levels. I believe Gu is planning to feature the beef stroganoff flavor in it's new line of 'dinnertime' gels.

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  22. This was a much needed post Beth!!

    My go to prerace dinner has become a huge Burrito!

    Then wake up early with a nice big cup o' joe and magic happens!!

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  23. Some great laughs!!! Same problem here, but sadly I am the only one in my running group with the problem, so I ALWAYS feel bad when everyone start looking for a spot for me to go and have to wait for me!!!!!!
    VERY interested in knowing what is left to eat, after you cut all that out. I have a very important race Saturday, please let us know.

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  24. Everybody Poops. You just think that no one does during a race. Once in a RUNNING class (a 10k class about a year and a half ago) i asked about the trots, and nutrition tips, and such to help me. I was practically SHAMED by some people gasping out loud and the instructors clear embarrassment that i had the NERVE to ask such a question. I was peeved. I took to the web and searched out some stuff. Only in the last few months of harder training (and much more careful adherance to diet) have i noticed a difference. Still in my last half mara, 3 km in and WHAM. haha. i can laugh, but it is frustrating. THANKS!!! you have some GREAT tips and suggestions.

    ps - i never run without TP in a pocket. lol. Still, i think on my first marathon I am taking immodium.

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    1. I have always found the two major topics of conversation on a group run to be bodily functions (b.m. And the like) and what are we all going to eat after this run. You must find a better running group, or morph it into a more real place to be through perhaps more additions like yourself. I look at it like the weather, sometimes we just have to deal with it when running.

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  25. Seriously awesome.

    only you can talk sh*t about sh*t.

    on the crap topic. Yes, I too totally thought of you when the pita said this today:

    "I just took a dump that made my pants fit better. Just think Em, I'm one dump away from a whole new wardrobe!"

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  26. Only before long races will I take a chewable pepto - even if I feel great. The mental knowing that I took something to control it significantly calms my nerves!

    OMG immodium!?!?! I'd be clogged for days!!

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  27. I was always pretty lucky when it came to that during races, until my fall marathon in 2011! Now I'm freaked out so I've taken immodium for my last couple of long races (30K race and marathon). I don't take it on long runs but will take it before the marathons.... I haven't had any problems after the fact from taking it so I don't think it's messing with me too badly.

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  28. I've had my fair share of potty experiences>good, bad, and ugly! One thing that helps me is to do a warm up mile before a race.
    That tends to gets things moving in the right direction. Immodium is the extreme & throws my whole system off for days.........

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  29. So - YOU were that lady on the airplane when I had the seat next to the can!!

    As for me, I use a little swig of the Kaopectate liquid bottle followed by a little water about an hour before a run. It doesn't seem as strong as Immodium tablets.

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  30. Yep,having a regular "time" every day makes so much difference! Luckily for me it happens as soon as I am up. I'd also add that my trick for long runs and races has become peppermint oil tablets, which I buy at health food stores.

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  31. I'm not being rude, but having followed your blog for over a year, you are the last person I would come to for advice on NOT pooping!

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    1. Hahaha!! I think you should reconsider. Go where the experience is. Go with someone who has been there and has done stuff to make it better. I've had a very good solid year of poop free racing. Maybe people have something to learn from that!!

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    2. I can't deny you have the experience!! Ok, I take it back...you are the expert after all :-)

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  32. A couple of things... I usually eat a very plain pasta the night before a long run and/or event, it seems that simple pasta with not too strong a sauce seems to evacuate the system easily in the morning without repeated attempts -- but if it does linger I keep those little packets of tissue in my glove-compartment and sometime toss them in my run belt, I don't think I've ever used them for a runny nose (if you know what I mean).

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  33. Turtling. HILARIOUS! I refer to it as crowning, myself.

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  34. I fly by the seat of my pants and eat whatever wierd shit sounds good the night before a long run or race. I have sharted myself too many times to count, and as you know from my facebook message I recently let one fly in a race by the guy with no headphones! If I am good, coffee and oatmeal do me good before a run.

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    1. Hahahah!! I love a girl who takes risks. We need to race together some day. Shart sisters.

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  35. The only thing I can say is "the day I had to pull off the trail and wished I took tissues" (it was winter in PA afterall, no leaves!) "was the day I could officially call myself a runner".

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  36. Just to be safe, I used to run with baby wipes in my jog bra. Once I got past the 'fear' of 'running' (little turd joke) I no longer needed them.
    Beware - they do tend to dissenegrate beyond 10 miles in the heat.

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  37. Holy crap yes! I did my first ever 20 miles last weekend and by mile 3 (first half of my first loop) I knew I was in trouble. For some strange reason I decided to eat chili the night before. I know so much better. Add that with the nervousness of tackling my first 20 and I was walking back, butt clenched, determined not to do the pussy pick up call. I almost made it......almost....

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  38. I try to eat as early as possible the night before a race or long run. I shoot for no later than 6pm, sometimes that happens sometimes it doesn't. I too get nerves before a race and that helps get things moving. As long as I get up early enough to do my business it's not a problem. I dont get nervous for a long run though and that's when trouble usually strikes! ;(

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  39. I'm hours from flying to Malaysia for my first EVER 10K! I LOVE your blog! I can't identify with the 'too serious' runners. Life is funny and you should enjoy every moment--even the "sharty" ones! Thanks for your honesty, your willingness to laugh at yourself, and your amazing sarcasm! The poop issue is the 'deal breaker' for me as far as marathons go---my entire running group knows this is my 'freakout' zone! Thanks for the 'pre-race poop peptalk'. You rock!

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  40. Oh. My. God.
    Love it!!!!

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  41. Beth; once again, I can't thank you enough for addressing this issue! I've finally learned to accept the "trots" and just prepare for them. By the way, Immodium didn't do a thing for me on my last Half! I just know that those stops (average 2 per half) cost me time and I just deal with it. Oh, well...I'm just glad I can run!

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  42. I use immodium for any run over 15 miles... I guess I am lucky in the sense that it doesn't seem to have lasting effects on my "schedule" :) I also make sure that I eat the same thing (in the morning) before every long training run so that my body gets used to it.... and a cup of strong coffee is always included, and I bring extra immodium and a small pack of wipes just.in.case. I just ran my first marathon last weekend with my running buddy and she had to PEE 4 miles in (after not pooping that morning and totally freaking out that she was going to sh*t herself at some point during the race), we laughed so hard, and also decided that we should get to shave 2 minutes off our time for waiting in line for the port-a-potties ;)

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  43. This is an ongoing issue for me in any run over 3 miles and even then I'm really stepping up to get to the potty. The last HM I did I actually used an enemia a 3-4 hours before the race. Seems drastic for somebody that is as slow as me but I wanted to have one race I wasn't looking for a potty....and it worked.

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  44. Last weekend, with a friend, I did my first (and last...!) marathon, the Kentucky Derby marathon. I can usually clear the pipes before a race with one, two or three visits to the porta-loo, and then I'm set. Well, Saturday was different. I thought I managed my usual pipe clearing, but after a couple of miles it was clear I hadn't! I managed to last for quite a while (didn't want to lose time in the port-loo queues) hanging on until it was clear I needed to stop. In all I had to stop three times and there were quite a few times in between stops that I thought I was definitely going to be changing the color of my purple skirt to brown - but, and I hope you'd be proud Beth (you were definitely on my mind!), I managed to hold it all in!!

    I don't know why it was different this time, the half marathons I've done I haven't had this problem. We were away from home so a restaurant meal out the night before was different than normal. I took my breakfast with me and I used the gu's I am used to. Not sure if the bright blue powerade had any effect. But I think it was just one of those things.

    Thank god the porta-loos all had loo paper in them and didn't stink. And bless my friend for running with me, waiting for me outside the toilets, rubbing my back when I was feeling really crappy, and staying beside me until Mile 26 when she had a sprint for the finish line. Funnily enough I had joked the week prior that I hoped I wouldn't be finishing the marathon with a river of poo running down my legs - and for a while there I had a horrible feeling that the prophecy was going to come true!!!

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  45. Race day of any distance I have a strict "poop twice" rule. Do that and I'm purged and good to go.

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  46. Funny, as I posted my blog entry dedicated to my dying Septic Tank, I thought of you - duh.

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  47. No tips, but I did have a bathroom emergency once in Maui, was ready for a 9k run, had to turn back at the 3k point. I'm pretty sure I had the most awesome negative split for 3k back home, I was so desperate. Actually I even wrote about it: http://themamaruns.blogspot.ca/2012/03/call-of-nature.html

    I am still so proud of myself....

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  48. Great post- I think you hit all the key points when it comes to running (and going) comfortably.

    But all joking aside - and I hope your reader sees this - I have to say don't ignore chronic symptoms! Nerves may bring GI issues to a head but if there is any history of GI disorders in your family, it's worth it to discuss your poo issues with your doctor. Crohn's runs in my family (no pun intended) and while I seem to have dodged the bullet, I know can't afford to ignore major tummy upsets!

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    1. Great point, always good to check things out if they persist or get worse over time.

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  49. Probiotics are the key !

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    1. Unfortunately, these never did much to help with my problems, although I know they are an important component to a health GI tract.

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    2. I am running my first 1/2 marathon in a few weeks. I just hope I can make it to the first Porta John on the route!!!! My urge hits VERY early on and after that initial poop the rest of my run is great! I did try Immodium last weekend for a 10 mile run and it worked...THANK GOD! I also cut out fiber for 2 days leading up to my run. I have just had to accept the fact I must to run near a bathroom or bushes! It is nice to know I am not the only one!!!!

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    3. Yes!! This is what saved me, and worst case scenario you can buy them in pill or liquid form to really whip your body into shape. They are expensive but work, get one with the live active cultures.

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  50. If I am dehydrated AT ALL and take a gel, FORGET IT!!!! I'm done for. Your body has to be well hydrated and yes you must poo before you go out to run.

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  51. My problem is AFTER the race. Those races where I'm pushing myself far too hard, but there's no stopping me. For 8 hours after the race I have terrible, terrible cramping. I've got a prescription medication that I take when it happens to prevent bleeding (sorry, TMI), but I'm not a fan of medications. I'd prefer to be able to avoid this if possible. Unfortunately, I think it's because I'm working too hard, I'm over my heart rate max for too long and I think my body is kinda pissed. :) Anyone else have similar experiences?

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    1. I am with Liss. I am usually OK for the duration of a run, but afterwards, WATCH OUT! I need to spend hours on the toilet. Especially after something really long. After my first marathon, I had a 3 hour car ride through NW OH, which is pretty much middle of no where, and it was AWFUL, because there was no place to stop. I thought I was going to die! After my second marathon, I was sick too, but I tried to limit my solid food intake after the race. That helped a bit. the next one I did, I made sure I had a protein shake waiting for me at the finish, but I still felt pretty bad, but I took imodium AFTER the race, not before, it really helped. You need to watch with dehydration with immodium, though. Not exactly sure why, but that is what my good training parnter told me. My most recent race, while I had a ton of pasta the three days prior to the race, the day before the race, I really limited my gluten (not really on purpose, it just worked out that way that I got my carbs from rice instead of wheat), and I had no problems at all! It was amazing! So, I am thinking for me, I need to limit wheat/gluten prior to an intense workout. I have also since limited dairy to only ice cream on a celebratory basis.

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    2. Glad to know there's someone else out there with the same issues, although I don't wish them on anyone! Where in NW OH were you? I went to school at BGSU :)

      I do the same though, no gluten, no dairy, no soy... I can't imagine what I would feel like if I didn't.. yikes! I'm going to really watch my heart rate on the next one and even if I have to sacrifice a PR, I'm going to try to keep my heart rate below what it's usually at. Here's to hoping anyways!

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    3. Hi Melissa, do you take a Magnesium supplement? My running buddy and I have both had terrible menstrual pain since upping our training, but I doubled my magnesium supplement today and feel so much better. It helps with cramping (and anxiety). Get a slow-release tablet, good to take on long runs too. Hope this helps :)

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  52. So how long before the run do you take the immodium? I've been considering running my 1st 1/2 but this is an issue I'm concerned with! Thanks for addressing it. Looks like I'm in good company based on your responses.

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  53. Well, I poo before I run - my body is pretty well trained for Sunday morning long runs and races, but even still, while rarely, I've had to make pit stops during a long run. I'm lucky enough to be close to a city bike path that has bathrooms (and a few portapotties) along the way. Of course, you have to find a way to hold it until you find one (there isn't much ground cover), but I'm thankful for them.

    After a run/race though I tend to get some cramping and trots. Always fun when your body is like "Why did you do that to me. I hate you, I'm on strike!", and you have to get it to co-operate enough to make it to the bathroom...

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    1. Try charcoal capsules post-run. They take away all the post-run cramping and fast! Never tried them during the run though, too afraid.

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  54. I couldn't read the rest of this post because I have tears in my eyes from the word turtling......a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......

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  55. Being a runner with IBS this topic is close to my heart as well as the topic of many a run with my run buds. (What is it about running... no topic seems to be off limits!!)

    I eat 2-3 hours prior to a long run / race, modify my diet just like you mention and plan my trips in contingency plans in place (i.e. loops between my home, the local shopping centre and my Mum's place or the local park on weekends)

    I am also very particular with the gels / sports drinks / protein shakes I consume and when all that comes together I am poop-tacular and ready to run :)

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  56. I couldn't have found this at a better time. I have a half on Sunday and am completely freaking out. But in my case, I actually have NOT made it to the bathrooms in time. Completely mortifying. I've been to my doc and she has taken me off: gluten, dairy, coffee and eggs. But the race is 5 days away and I am thinking I need to take the Immodium.

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  57. OK I have a race horror story for you. Not really mine but I got the full view of it.

    I ran a 5000m race in January on an indoor track. The race was loaded with college girls in their bum huggers and spikes, I was in racing flats in the middle of a marathon training cycle. I took the race out and lead it but I felt like shit (no I did not shit myself, I will get to that, but I did feel like shit out there). It was awful, running in circles. I was also lapping girls and running in lane three...which was even more awful. I was winning and feeling like shit when I got passed with about 2 laps to go by some short blonde in very short shorts. I stuck behind her as close as I could going into the last lap. I was right on her ass when we hit the bell.

    I was searching for a gear to kick when all of a sudden she just stopped with 170 meters left. I was about the run right into her when all of a sudden I saw something bubbling from her shorts, I looked down and saw brown puddles on the track. Instead of jumping off she was moving around, brown puddles everywhere. Being a former steeple chaser I hooped around the brown puddles and kept running...
    I only had about 170 meters left int he race so I didn't quiet comprehend what happened until I crossed the finish line. She (the poopy blonde) was still standing on the track, in lane one, puddles all around her. She had shit herself. It was so bad that every time she moved a trail would follow her. The race officials and her coach didn't know what to do, everyone just stood there shocked. Eventually a friend grabbed a towel and walked her to the bathroom. She was obviously mortified.

    It took the officials an hour to clean up all the poop on the track. The men's 5km did go on...after the clean up was complete.

    I later learned the blonde had been taking laxatives. Can't believe she would chance an indoor 5km taking laxatives. I doubt she will make that mistake again.

    I only have one good poop story of my own. I took a poop at mile 13 of the Rock N Roll New Orleans Marathon and still won the race in 2:49.06. I have a recap here, http://mfranks.blogspot.com/2012/03/rock-n-roll-new-orleans-marathon-race.html
    The poop only cost me 36 seconds.

    Love your blog.
    -Meggan

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  58. It is nice of you to take the role as a poop counselor. Many of us should not be brave enough to do that. I am among them, even though I guess I know the topic very well. Certainly I have had to deviate from the path several times to answer the call of nature. I have not found any way to be sure not to get the urge to go to toilet during physical exercise. I will not try any pharmaceuticals. Mostly it is quite uncomplicated, especially when training. But during races I have experienced some embarassing moments. Before taking up long distance running I was an avid hiker. Then I never found it embarrassing. Possibly because every hiker knows all about it. Nobody notice when someone else go away for a few minutes alone. But when running I have experienced that people tend to be extremely curious if anyone notices that you leave the path. I shall not go into details but occasionally I have experienced that people not only have followed me with their eyes when I have been searching for a suitable spot to go. Even as natural as it is I guess that most of us do not like to be observed just when taking care of business. The best advice I can give is to be sure to carry some toilet paper and to get it done as soon as possible when feeling the urge. If putting it off you can be sure that the real urge shows up a bit later when there are lots of people around.

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  59. So glad to have stumbled upon this site! Having just started a second round of antibiotics for a resistant sinus infection, I pushed ahead with my first 1/2 Marathon. I have done 10-12 in training, so I was ready (except for the headache, jaw pain, and breathing difficulty)... Wow... But, I didn't know what was coming my way. The Williamsburg "Run For The Dream" Half was great, but as soon as I crossed the finish line all sorts of goings-on rumbled to life! Looking around desperately, I failed to believe that there was no potty near for my middle-aged mommy-pipes! Then, what seemed like seismic activity... A perfect storm of nature's call? 13.1, nicely under 2hr. with Omnicef coursing through my veins- Where are the 'emergency' pottys at the finish?
    ;) Lisa

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  60. The last two long runs have been awful because at about 5km I'm in panic mode looking for the nearest bathroom. I was lucky one time and found an unlocked porta-potty on a construction site. The second time I barely made it to a McD. Thank you for this forum and sharing your tips. I'm going to better manage my diet and see what happens.

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  61. Hello! Someone pointed out your blog to me after my blog post the other day was titled Shut Up and Run. Ha! Anyway, I had to click on this post because it has been an issue for me in the past. I've had at least 2 races with the "Evilness" as my friend calls it. Basically, I feel stuffed up is my problem. I have since learned through an elimination diet that I don't digest grains and wheat well! So it was my pre-race pasta and morning bagels that were causing all the issues. Hopefully I will find a new, better routine for my upcoming races!
    ~Ang

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  62. To me the only solution has been to begin to look out for a suitable spot to go as soon as I start feeling a slight urge and to be sure to always carry some tp in my pocket. Usually it is possible to find a place with sufficient privacy to pull down and squat and get it done.

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  63. omg this the post I wish I had the balls to write! Love it and thank you for the good tips! I have learned that I have one routine that works for a long run. No alcohol the night before, a banana (still green on the end) and yogurt about an hour before, and a chewble immodium right before I head out.. works like a charm for me!

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  64. HAHA! This is great! A running buddy posted a link to this post and of courese i had to read it. I am traveling to New York next month and I emailed NYRR to ask about the bathrooms in Central Park b/c we need to get in a long run and I don't want to have that panic that floods over me from time to time.
    Someone else might have posted, but if i run a couple miles before a race (slower, warm up pace) that usually gets things going if it hadn't already. I've unfortunately had to stop during races or training runs. If you gotta go, you gotta go, nasty porta potty or behind a bush/tree...whatever works. Thank you for this post!

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  65. So glad to find this! I've been plagued on longer runs and sometimes shorter ones by urges and it's so annoying! I just asked my husband to buy me some imodium so I can try it for my 12-mile run this Saturday, prepping for a half marathon in 3 weeks. My daughter recommended this. She's run a full before and is not unfamiliar with this problem! I think this is one of the many challenges we runners must overcome to continue our obsession! Love this, thank you!

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  66. I too tone down the "too much fiber" now a day or two before. I stick with just carbing and a little healthy greens but nothing like my normal daily diet. The other thing I do is make sure to take my probiotics the night before. That and coffee helps get "things moving" first thing in the morning so by race or long run time, I get everything out, haha. Another thing, I think it helps to wake up even a little earlier to have time for your body's system to actually get moving. If I were to wake up and immediately head out the door, it isn't enough time for my system to start all of its processes.

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  67. God, I almost crapped my pants reading this post.. Funny shit.
    ...'nugget'..

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  68. "Lingering..." *cries* "nugget..." *howls* !!! :D

    Brilliant article! I'm never going to forget that phrase for as long as I run! I'm also an advocate of a pre-run coffee - especially in the morning. Rarely fails to get me going!

    Thank you Poop Counsellor!

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  69. This makes me howl! I love it cause some of my pals get all "funny" when I say SHIT about long runs and bathrooms. If i do a half mara or full, i sometimes take immodium. I know I shouldn't but damn, I get tired of having to poop in the damn bushes. Besides even when taking immodium after a long run you will STILL go the the biffy. TRUST ME! If I am going for a longer than 5k run, i always have TP or kleenex. And yeh, leaves work great too. Once i had to poop with less than a K left before a finish line. MORTIFICATION!!! But if ya gotta go .... I avoid cheese, pizza, lasangna always before long runs. I stick with basic foods. Leve the treats til AFTER the run :-)

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  70. I just stumbled across this post due to frantic researching for bowel issues. I have pooped in every half and full marathon and it's very time consuming. I run 5 mornings a week as soon as I wake, on an empty stomach. I have at least 1 bowel movement (sometimes 2) before I head out the door. And during most of my runs, I have to stop and poop. Sometimes only 2 miles into a run. I will then also poop when I get home, making a total of 4 poops before 7:30am some days. This cannot be normal. I have taken note of your point to reduce fiber and dairy before a race, but if it's a daily issue for me I am not sure it is safe to cut them out completely. Maybe I will try a low dairy and fiber diet for a while and see the impact. What do you think? I will consider using Immodium on my long runs to test it out for races.
    Michelle (sorry haven't made a profile yet).

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  71. Thanks for this post! I just missed my target time on a 10K because I had to stop at the port-a-potty about 7k in. Will follow your advice for the next one!

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  72. What's all of this talk about trees & bushes? I live in Phoenix. :/ Ran the L.A. marathon last year & some runs down in Tucson. City routes, so no bushes on those routes either. I think I used the porta potty 3x during the L.A., w/ huge lines. Ugh! Have to really get moving for L.A. next March--recovering from a craniotomy that I had on 1/17/13. Everything's fine--healed quickly & just a blood vessel malformation. I just can't seem to get motivated again--no desire to run right now. Stinks.

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  73. Hi folks - I have had the same problem, and what surprises me is the number of people who talk about cutting out fibre (not fiber, I'm from the UK). What most people are describing here sounds like the long term consequences of a diet with too little fibre.

    Pardon my crude stereotyping, but in my experience this is pretty endemic in the USA - "steak and salad" approach to eatling seems very common over there. To be honest many sections of UK society go the same way.

    You won't fix this problem overnight. Try living on a diet that mainly consists of rice, lentils, chickpeas, bean shoots, potatoes (boiled, not fried and certainly not french fries), brocoli, cabbage, cauliflower and very little meat. Many people would include pasta here - I personally find that it's bad. Similarly too much bread. Don't know why - I am not gluten intolerant.

    Stick at this for a few weeks and I can virtually guaruntee that one day you'll be out running and it will suddenly dawn on you havn't had the "old problem" for a few weeks and that you'd just forgotten about it.

    I also think that the issue is psychological to some extent - if you can forget about it then the problem will go away.


    Having said that, I do still worry about "the problem" it's often uppermost in my mind as I wait for the starting gun. Usually once I actually start running I just know things will be fine and forget about it from that moment on.

    Sorry to post annonymously!!

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    1. Hey anonymous: I'm a vegetarian for 26 years, and your prescription diet is my everyday. And I still have to poo between 6 and 8 miles on long runs. But in advance of a race, I've had good luck eliminating dairy and fruit--leaving me veggies and stuff like rice. Lots of water.

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  74. Oh man, two humiliating things happened this morning. 1) I had to crap so bad on a run that I had to duck into a Laneway and drop a few, and 2) I googled "shit myself while running"!

    Thanks for the tips

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  79. On my training runs I always plan ahead for somewhere to go if the worst happens. On marathon days I go to the loo in the morning and then take Imodium. So far, so good!

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  80. 108 comments! And here is one more!!
    This has just lately starting becoming a problem for me and today I had to jump in the bushes and hope there were not going to be any cars coming. (there was, of course!) So I googled for some answers and your blog popped up. Thanks for the suggestions. I plan on reading the comments too and getting plenty of ideas.

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  81. Thanks for your post! I just started long distance running a few weeks ago and last saturday for the first time i ran 12k...unfortunatly i had no idea that my digestion would react this way... after 8k i still thought that i could hold it, but at the 10th i half hit behind a bush in a park half of my butt sticking out (good thing I go jogging really early in the morning so there was no one around :) ) I was lucky that I had tissues with me, because I wasn't so keen on using a three-layer maple leaf as t.p...anyway I survived but was rethinking my plans of running a half next year- until i found your helpful tips!!!

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  82. OMG!! I love this simply because I could relate to everything!! I actually had to stop eating fruits and greens but now that I did...I don't have to poop when I run!! :)BTW, you had me laughing so hard!

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  83. I have a more difficult problem: On my long runs, I have developed ischemic colitis, which is where the body pulls the blood away from the colon while running, but when you do intervals, or stop, the blood rushes back, and your body identifies the blood as a foreign substance, and needs to evacuate very quickly! First couple times this happened, scared me to death. Went to the doctor, everything ok. So now, I have to eat 3 hours before running so that there is something in my bowels to keep working on. So far, so good. I begin 1/2 marathon training in October, so hoping this will continue to work for me. Thanks everyone for posting. This helps!!

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  84. Here's my best plan of action for any run. Like many people said I also run in the morning after hydrating a little and having a piece of fruit like a banana (nothing big). Then I actually put on my running shoes and jog in place, in my house, for 5-10 mins. I find that in that amount of time I have to go and so I take care of business and then head out of the house for my actual run. This has worked for me on 99% of my runs... on the day that it didn't work for me, well let's just say I'm still getting over that one since I run in a city (before shops are open in the morning)and there are not a whole lot of bushes to hide behind!

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  85. I have to share mine...My very first half marathon I ate a huge salad, from a salad bar and had cream of potato soup the night before the run. Within the first two miles of the run I had the familiar gut rumblings and spazzing that indicated I was going to lose it. I think I hit every single porta potty in that race. Of course the entire run I was leaking and ended up having to remove said underpants and ditching them...then to add insult to injury I ran out of toilet paper and in desperation I used the gloves I was wearing to clean up (and they weren't even mine..I had borrowed them from the girl I had gone to the race with) I still finished in decent time but was humiliated by the whole ordeal. I now eat only a small meal of plain pasta the night before and two hours before the race its toast and a banana and the pre-requisite coffee to get things moving. I am so paranoid of this incident happening again, that I always...always do an enema the morning of just to be sure I got it all and pop a couple of Imodium. I wish they made Depends for runners...they could make millions.

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  86. not my own emergency, but someone else's. Last weekend's Via Marathon in Allentown, PA: I'm behind a woman in gastric distress at the 20 mile johns. She tries both, not a stitch of toilet paper, and she's in agony. I give her my singlet over her protestations and move on. Next day, I email the organizer with the following subject line: "Someone owes me a Singlet" and explain. The race folks are tripping over themselves to send me more compensating swag than I need...

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  87. I think you all have saved my life. I have my first marathon on Sunday and my biggest fear is not being able to keep things "bound up" for all 26.2 miles. My 20-mile training run was super unsuccessful in this endeavor, so I'm pretty freaked out. I'll definitely pop an immodium and keep a couple tablets on me for emergencies during the run. I'm not sure about morning coffee - I think I'm giving up all caffeine for this entire week. Fingers crossed!

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  88. I compete in Ironman tri's and here's one tip from my coach: the day before race day, make sure that lunch is your larger meal, not dinner. On race day, everything you had for lunch should be processed and on its way. Day before: normal breakfast, pasta (no cheese or cream sauce)/grilled chicken for lunch, salty clear broth soup for dinner. Chicken soup is my favorite pre-race comfort and post-race recovery food.

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  89. unfortunately i have this problem. And this part of my life. I simply cannot control the potty for a longer time, and simply there's no fixed time for this bell to start ringing. Perhaps thats one reason i run/walk all alone, for long long distances. So that i can easily help myself anywhere under or behind some suitable bush or tree.

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  90. Like someone above I have also been hiking for several years, but only recently taken up running. When hiking it seems to be quite obvious that you sometimes have to hide somewhere in nature when you have to go to toilet, even when needing to drop a deuce. But when running I became quite unsure about the customs. And not least the issue came up very suddenly. I was going to take part in a half marathon. At the starting point I began feeling the urge. There was only about 15 minutes left to start and the lines in front of the few porta potties were quite long. I went over to my car to find some paper and there I decided to find a spot in the woods surrounding the parking lot where I could hide. I did so but that was no lucky choice. I shall not go into details but when squatting there at least three runners warming up passed by. Probably needless to say, I felt embarrassed. At least because all three were women who should be spared for the sight of a man in that situation. I managed to start and to run the whole race without any more problems. Later I asked my sister about the toilet issue as she has been running for several years. She said that she had gone into the woods several times both before starting and during training and races. And judged from the amount of emails here it is a well known issues. At least I experienced the importance of bringing some toilet paper, but hoping that I shall not have to use it for some time.

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  91. i am here to give testimony of how i got back my husband, we got married for more than 9 years and have gotten two kids. thing were going well with us and we are always happy. until one day my husband started to behave in a way i could not understand, i was very confused by the way he treat me and the kids. later that month he did not come home again and he called me that he want a divorce, i asked him what have i done wrong to deserve this from him, all he was saying is that he want a divorce that he hate me and do not want to see me again in his life, i was mad and also frustrated do not know what to do,i was sick for more than 2 weeks because of the divorce. i love him so much he was everything to me without him my life is incomplete. i told my sister and she told me to contact a spell caster, i never believe in all this spell casting of a thing. i just want to try if something will come out of it. i contacted traditional spell hospital for the return of my husband to me, they told me that my husband have been taken by another woman, that she cast a spell on him that is why he hate me and also want us to divorce. then they told me that they have to cast a spell on him that will make him return to me and the kids, they casted the spell and after 1 week my husband called me and he told me that i should forgive him, he started to apologize on phone and said that he still live me that he did not know what happen to him that he left me. it was the spell that he traditional spell hospital casted on him that make him comeback to me today,me and my family are now happy again today. thank you traditional spell hospital for what you have done for me i would have been nothing today if not for your great spell. i want you my friends who are passing through all this kind of love problem of getting back their husband, wife , or ex boyfriend and girlfriend to contact traditionalspellhospital@gmail.com. and you will see that your problem will be solved without any delay.

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  92. So my colleagues and I have entered to do a relay where each leg is around 7 miles. I've trained myself up to five miles but around mile 3 or 4.... well you know. I've only been on two 5 mile runs so far and the second time, I did a pre-run evacuation but somehow my stomach still found something to eject and mile 5 was... interesting. I'm just glad to have found this blog and realize it's a common problem. Immodium, here I come! Thanks everyone and happy running... not the runs.

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  93. Awesome post! I thought my runners trots were merging over into my life in general. Then I was diagnosed with colitis. Changed my diet - no dairy, no gluten, and I eat 2 hours before I run while drinking lots of fluids. I still have the odd emergency stop on the running path but you also get very creative. If no TP, I have donated various pieces of clothing to the cause - a layer of underwear (who needs it anyways), buff, gloves, ah all sorts of things left behind.

    Still running marathons, just with lots of planning. And no beef stroganoff or chili before hand.

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  94. Yep I deal with this issue & read everything I can find. I did not know about the chews + sports drink causing a problem. I do have a tip for the gals & the guys are welcome to try this: wear a Kotex when you run & carry a couple xtra with some wet wipes for long runs. You don't want "diaper rash" so if you do get the scoots you'll want to change & clean up real quick, maybe put some Balmex or aquaphor on your bottom before you head out. ps: don't use pads with wings, try it once & you'll know why.

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  95. I think the amount of postings here shows that this is a common but undercommunicated topic. Kind of you to have the courage to bring it up. Going to toilet when running has been and still is a challenge to me. I have tried lots of techniques and remedies to solve the problem, but most (all?) of them without any real effect. I have ended up with two rules for myself: 1. Always bring some toilet paper. 2. When realizing that the urge comes up, just start looking for a suitable place to hide, because it won't go away, and get it done. Usually I have been able to get it done with sufficient privacy, and the few times when any unlucky person has come by, I hope that she/he had been able to understand that only an emergency could lead a middle aged woman to squat behind a bush with shorts down. Well, shit happens, my husband usually says.

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  96. I AM BELA i want to give thanks and i will always give thanks to DR.utimate who brought back my love that has left me for 6years within 48hours, i have said about this last week but i promised to always tell people about this every week end so that those that did not read about it last week will read about it this week, i have been looking for how to get this boy back to my life because i love this boy with the whole of my heart, i could not replace him with any body,one day i was watching my television when i saw a lady giving thanks to DR.utimate and telling the world how he helped her i was so shocked i could not believe it because i never taught that there are powers that can bring back lost love, then that was how i decided to contact him too because i do really need my love back,when i contacted him i told him everything and he told me not to worry that my love will surely be back to my arms within 48hours at first i could not believe because i was thinking how could somebody that has gone for 6years come back within 48 hours,so then i decided to watch and see,unbelievable within the next 48hours i got a call from unknown number so i decided to pick the call the next thing i could hear was my loves voice he was pleading and begging me on the phone that i should forgive him that i should forget all that have happened that he did not know what came over him,he promised not to leave for any reason, that he was really sorry for what he did,i was so surprised because i never believed that this could happen,so that was how i accepted his apology and the next morning he came to my house and still pleading for me to forgive him i told him that everything is okay that i have forgiven him, that was how we started again and now we are married, i promised to say this testimony in radio station, commenting this testimony is still okay but before this month runs out i promise to say this in radio station and i will,sir thank you very much.World please am begging you people to try and thank this man for me,or if you need his help here is his email address:utimatespellhome@gmail.com

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  98. I AM BELA i want to give thanks and i will always give thanks to DR.utimate who brought back my love that has left me for 6years within 48hours, i have said about this last week but i promised to always tell people about this every week end so that those that did not read about it last week will read about it this week, i have been looking for how to get this boy back to my life because i love this boy with the whole of my heart, i could not replace him with any body,one day i was watching my television when i saw a lady giving thanks to DR.utimate and telling the world how he helped her i was so shocked i could not believe it because i never taught that there are powers that can bring back lost love, then that was how i decided to contact him too because i do really need my love back,when i contacted him i told him everything and he told me not to worry that my love will surely be back to my arms within 48hours at first i could not believe because i was thinking how could somebody that has gone for 6years come back within 48 hours,so then i decided to watch and see,unbelievable within the next 48hours i got a call from unknown number so i decided to pick the call the next thing i could hear was my loves voice he was pleading and begging me on the phone that i should forgive him that i should forget all that have happened that he did not know what came over him,he promised not to leave for any reason, that he was really sorry for what he did,i was so surprised because i never believed that this could happen,so that was how i accepted his apology and the next morning he came to my house and still pleading for me to forgive him i told him that everything is okay that i have forgiven him, that was how we started again and now we are married, i promised to say this testimony in radio station, commenting this testimony is still okay but before this month runs out i promise to say this in radio station and i will,sir thank you very much.World please am begging you people to try and thank this man for me,or if you need his help here is his email address:utimatespellhome@gmail.com

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  99. I so wish I had found this article YESTERDAY! haha I just ran my first 50k and here I am laying on a heating pad (not because I am sore but because of the awful stomach cramps) and hobble running to the bathroom every 15 minutes. I had the same issues after my marathon and I definitely did several of the things you advise here against. Whoops!! Hopefully my googling ridiculous things like "why are my bowels destroyed after marathons" has paid off. Thank you for your honest insight. I might actually be able to do some more ultras!

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  101. Man it just happened to me almost exactly half way through my run. I just had to let it go and then ran over 5 miles with crap in my pants. I must have stank to high hell. No wonder those dogs were chasing me. Shucks!

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  102. This is a nice post. Very good work. Just keep the standard and quality of your work going!

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  103. I was totally googling pooping and running today and saw this post. I have always had some issues with poopin and runnin' but the past week has been insane with the need to poop every single run - not explosive styles, but just annoying. I figured that sorbitol is one issue (I've been chewing gum again for the first time in ages, and a huge ingrediant is sorbitol) and I've upped my mileage and intensity. I also think the anxiety behind it puts another layer of fun in there. I have a half marathon in a couple of weeks, and I'm going to try a few of your suggestions!

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  104. This is a very good post. Just wonderful. Truly, I am amazed at what informative things you've told us today.

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  105. Yepp. Been there, seen that, done it. I guess that almost every serious runner has experienced the embarrassing feeling when realizing that there is no other option than squatting behind a bush with shorts down.

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  106. I never believed in love spells or magic until i met this spell caster once when i went to Africa in may this year on a business summit. I meant a man who’s name is DR ABIZA ( drabizaspelltemple20@hotmail.com) he is really powerful and could help cast spells to bring back one’s gone, lost, misbehaving lover and magic money spell or spell for a good job or luck spell .I’m now happy & a living testimony cos the man i had wanted to marry left me 3 weeks before our wedding and my life was upside down cos our relationship has been on for 4years. I really loved him, but his family was against us and he had no good paying job. So when i met this spell caster, i told him what happened and explained the situation of things to him. At first i was undecided, skeptical and doubtful, but i just gave it a try. And in 8 days when i returned to UK, my boyfriend (now husband) called me by himself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with his mom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married. I didn’t believe it because the spell caster only asked for my name and my boy friends name and all i wanted him to do. Well we are happily married now and we are expecting our little kid, and my husband also got the new job and our lives became much better. His email is drabizaspelltemple20@hotmail.com, you can also contact him for help.
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  107. This is such a great site!! I actually googled "why do i shart when i jog?" and found this !! I have been laughing non stop. Truly though, I do not get the "urge" I just start to feel a mushy warm feeling while jogging on the treadmill every morning and have to fly to the bathroom in the gym. I do not eat sugar and have cut gluten out of my diet recently. I am not really sure why this is happening. I do have a coffee before I leave and am well hydrated. Perhaps I will try the running in place routing and see if I can jog something out before I go to the gym.

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  108. My name is Jennifer and i want to testify of the good work done by a faithful DR PALOMA, a spell caster. in my life i never thought there is such thing as spiritual intercession. my problem started 5 months back when the father of my kids started putting up some strange behavior, i never knew he was having an affair outside our matrimonial home. it dawn on me on that faithful day 4th of April 21st 4:23pm when he came to the house to pick his things that was when i knew that situation has gotten out of hand and he then told me he was quitting the marriage which i have built for over 6 years, i was confused and dumbfounded i called on family and friends but to no avail. two months after i started having problem with my kids welfare rent-age and all of it, i really went through ***. until a day i was browsing on the internet and i happen to meet DR PALOMA Email palomaspelltemple@yahoo.com i never believed on this but i needed my man back so i gave the spell caster my problem at first i never trusted him so i was just doing it but you know a problem shared is half solved after a 2das my husband called me telling me that he his coming back home and that was all. now we are living happily and i still do contact him on this email: palomaspelltemple@yahoo.com

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  109. Well, today is the 11th of june and Jim asked me if we could be back together this morning. Of course I said yes. Thanks to you Esango priest , thanks to the spirits, thank you God. I cannot thank you enough Esango for bringing him back into my life. I didn’t think it was never gonna be possible possible after all i did to him, I had lost my hope and most of any little faith that I had to begin with, but thanks to you, I have my love and my life back. Thank you. God bless you many many times over for all the help you give to people, you have a beautiful gift to humanity, his email is esangopriest@gmail.com. contact him on relationship or life issues.

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  111. I want to say thank you thank you thank you to Ancient Dr Zuma zuk spell temple for everything so far. To everyone who doesn't believe in spell, I was one of those ones at first. I wasn't quite sure if I wanted to do this since I've tried others so-called spells casters and they did not work and was a waste of my time and money. However, when I read through the testimonials of other people at this website and after I talked Dr Zuma zuk who answered all my questions and was very nice about everything, I decided to give it a try. I figured it would be my last try to get my guy back. So my story is that I was at my office when the guy I am in love with told me that he wasn't in love with me and never will be and that he didn't want to speak or see me again, especially since he was talking to this other girl. When I talked to Dr Zuma zuk, he let me know which spells would be most appropriate for me and I chose the ones that was to get him back to me and stay with me and want to marry me.As soon as he started on the spells, my guy came back into my life! It was a miracle to me and I'm so thankful for that. Things have been going well, and pretty much according to what Dr Zuma zuk said would happen. He's always there when you need him and that's also after the spell is done. I'm still waiting for the spells to completely manifest, but with all that has happened so far I'm very happy because given only four months ago in March, if you asked me or my friends if I would have anticipated how things were right now no one would believe it! Lara. contact is email address spiritualherbalisthealers@gmail.com

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  113. I found this blog post on Pinterest. I think it is the realistic information that I have ever seen on the subject. Believe me, I have read a lot of them but I have never heard the Imodium suggestion before. I run in town on a paved trail that is used by a lot of bikes. They are the worst about sneaking up on you while you have to go slightly off trail! The only good thing is that they are usually moving fast so they don't get such a long look. Also, I always carry a bandana when I run- I sweat.a.lot- and I have found it to one of the most important things I carry. Used to wipe many things but I have abandoned more than one. :)

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  115. I am joes candra, I promise to share this testimony all over the world once my boyfriend return back to me, and today with all due respect i want to thank DR.OSAUYI for bringing joy and happiness to my relationship and my family. I want to inform you all that there is a spell caster that is real and genuine. I never believed in any of these things until i loosed my boyfriend, I required help until i found a grate spell caster, And he cast a love spell for me, and he assured me that I will get my boyfriend back in two days after the spell has been cast. Three days later, my phone rang, and so shockingly, it was my boyfriend who has not called me for past 6 years now, and made an apology for the heart break, and told me that he is ready to be my back bone till the rest of his life with me. DR.OSAUYI released him up to know how much i loved and wanted him. And opened his eyes to picture how much we have share together. As I`m writing this testimony right now I`m the most happiest girl on earth and me and my boyfriend is living a happy life and our love is now stronger than how it were even before our break up. So that`s why I promised to share my testimony all over the universe.All thanks goes to DR.OSAUYI for the excessive work that he has done for me. Below is the email address in any situation you are undergoing a heart break, and I assure you that as he has done mine for me, he will definitely help you too. OSAUYILOVESPELL@GMAIL.COM that is his email address bye. web site http://osauyilovespell.webs.com

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  116. I am out here to testify about the good work Dr Marvel has done in my life with his healing spell. I have be suffering fom HIV diseases for the past 8 months now before I came across Dr Marvel who healed me with his powerful healing spell. I never believe that Dr Marvel could ever get my HIV-AIDS cured with his healing spell, i have tried almost everything but i couldn't find any solution to my disease, despite all these happening to me, i always spend a lot to buy a HIV drugs from hospital and taking some several medications but no relieve, until one day i was just browsing on the internet when i come across a great post of a lady who was testifying about how she get cured of her HIV disease with the help of these great powerful healing spell caster called Dr Marvel. So i have to contact him, and he ask me some few questions and he said a thing i will never forget that anyone who contacted him is always getting his or her healing in just 3 days after doing all he ask from me, so i was happy all the time i heard that from him, so i did all things only to see that at the very day which he said i will be healed,I regain all the strength that has left me before back and i becomes very strong and healthy,this disease almost end my life, so i went to the hospital to give the final test to the disease and the doctor said i am HIV negative, i am very happy and grateful to Dr Marvel about the healing he have given to me with his healing spell. You can also email him for any kind of help via email extremespellhome@hotmail.com or directly through his website http://extremespellhome.webs.com. thank you once again Dr Marvel.

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  117. i want to thank God for using (Druwagbale@gmail.com) as my source of salvation after 2 years of unemployment and my lover left me alone for 2 years, only broken heart until I met a Dr. druwagbale on a ladies testimony how he was helped by the same Dr. uwagbale, so i decided to contact him and when I told him all my problems he laughed and said this is not a problem. everything will be fine in three days. Exactly on the third day of my ex lover call me and surprised me and what surprised me was that a company i applies for more than four months ago they called and said I should return to work as soon as possible.Am very grateful to Dr. uwagbale, if you wish to contact him, his email is (druwagbale@gmail.com) it makes the spell as follows (1) If you want your ex back. (2)you need a divorce in your relationship (3) Want to be
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  118. My mouth is full of testimonies, i,m Joel Mercy my husband left home for
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  119. My mouth is full of testimonies, i,m Joel Mercy my husband left home for
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  120. My name is Deb Millar and i want to testify of the good work done by a
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  121. My name is Olive Perry from USA After being in relationship with smith for seven years,he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and she suggested that I should rather contact a PROPHET harry that could help me pray to bring him back but I am the type that never believed in prayers, I had no choice than to try it, I mailed the Prophet harry email prophetharryprayerhome@yahoo.com, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before two days, that my ex will return to me before two days, he pray for me and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 4pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together happily again. Since then, I have made promise that anybody I know that have a relationship problem, I would be of help to such person by reffering him or her to the only real and powerful Prophet who helped me with my own problem and who is different from all the fake ones out there. Anybody could need the help of the spell caster, his email prophetharryprayerhome@yahoo.com) you can email him if you need his assistance in your relationship or anything.

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  123. My name is Linda Wilson from Canada My boyfriend and I were happy as far as I could tell and I never thought that we would break up. When his cousin died in a tragic car accident he went back to London for a week to be with his family. I could not go because I was in the middle of entertaining out of town clients for work. He did not seem to be upset that I could not go so I let him be. The next thing that I know, he reconnected with an old friend from high school that he had a crush on years ago and they started to have an affair! I had no clue what was going on until a month after he came back from London.He proceeded to see both her and I until I caught him testing her one night. I confronted him and he told me the truth about what happened. We broke up and went our separate ways. Neither of us fought for our relationship. I was angry and decided not to be upset about it and just keep it moving. Then after about a month of not speaking to him I became sad. I wanted him to tell me that he wanted to be with me and not her. I contacted {Prophet AMEDE} for a love spell prayers and he totally helped me! he was able to get him to miss me to where he wanted to get back together again. He had a lot of regrets and felt bad for not fighting to keep me and for cheating in general. He values our relationship so much more now and we are together now! You can also get your lover back with the help of {Prophet AMEDE} contact him through his phone number +234-813-264-2680 or email: amedehealingtemple@yahoo.com

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  124. My Name is mrs success. I will love to share my
    testimony to all the people in the forum because I
    never thought I will have my boyfriend back and her
    means so much to me. My ex-boyfriend that I want
    to get married to left me 4 weeks to our wedding for
    another girl, When I called him, he never picked my
    calls, her deleted me on her face book and changed
    her relationship status to Single. I lost my job as a
    result of this because I can’t get myself anymore,
    my life was upside down and everything did not go
    smooth with my life. I tried all I could do to have
    him back to all did not work out until I met Dr sambola
    on a forum. I explained my problem and all that I
    have passed through in getting him back and how I
    lost my job, so Dr sambola told me her is going to help
    me. I don't believe that in the first place but she
    swore she will help me out and she told me the
    reason why my boyfriend left me and also told me
    some hidden secrets. I was amazed when i heard
    that from her, she said she will cast a spell for me
    and I will see the results within 48 hours. To my
    greatest surprise my boyfriend called me at exactly
    2 days and apologies for all he had done, he said he
    never knew what he is doing and her sudden
    behavior was not intentional and he promised not
    to do hurt again. It was like I am dreaming when I
    heard that from him and when we ended the call, I
    called and told her my boyfriend called and
    apologized, she told that I haven't seen anything
    yet, she said I will also get my job back in 3 days’
    time. Within 3 days’ time my Director called me at
    my place of work that I should resume working
    immediately. My life is back into shape, I have my
    boyfriend back and we are happily married now with
    kids and have my job back too. Dr sambola is really
    powerful. If we have up to 20 people like her in the
    world, the world would have been a better place.
    she has also helped many of my friends to solve
    many problems and they are all happy now. I am
    posting to the forum for anybody that is interested
    in meeting Dr sambola for help. You can mail hem
    greatsambolaspiritualtemple@gmail.com

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  125. GREAT DR. OFEMO THAT HELP ME SAVE MY RELATIONSHIP. Good Day everybody,
    My name is Lena Adams.am from the United State of America,This is a very happy day of my life with the help of Dr.Ofemo has rendered to me by helping me to get my divorce husband back with his magic power and love spell. i was married for 8 years and it was so terrible because my husband was really cheating on me, and was seeking for a divorce but when i came across Dr.Ofemo email on the internet on how he help so many people to get their ex back and help fixing relationship.and make people to be happy in their relationship. i explained my situation to him and then seek his help but to my greatest surprise he told me that he will help me with my case and here i am now celebrating because my Husband has change totally for good.he started begging me to forgive him that he is very sorry for everything, i was really surprised and was also happy, so that was how i forgive him and now we are living together happily than ever before,and He always want to be by me and can not do anything without my present. i am really happy with my marriage, what a great celebration. thank you Dr Ofemo who helped a lot, if you need his help you can contact him through email:drofemospelltemple@gmail.com thank you once again great man.

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  126. Hello
    I am ROBERTSON ANGELIA from CALIFORNIA, When I eventually found testimonies about this spell caster DR.IYAYI, how he helped many people to get their lovers and broken homes back, i contacted him through his email address driyayilovespellhome@gmail.com because I was absolutely desperate to get my husband back. Life without my husband was a real mess for me and my two kids. i wanted a dramatic change and I thought magic could be the solution. After discussing the resolution with DR. IYAYI, he gave me hope that he will restore my marriage. I felt confident that he will actually make my husband to return home and he did! It’s fantastic what this great spellcaster have done for me, his help is priceless! I don't know what I would have done without DR. IYAYI, DR. IYAYI does his job so well he is organized and highly functional, i believe he is the best spell caster i can count on when it comes to all kinds of spell, I was floored that his spells worked, if you need help, contact him via email: driyayilovespellhome@gmail.com, or contact him through his website address: http://driyayilovespellhome.webs.com
    OR YOU CAN ALSO CONTACT HIM THROUGH HIS MOBILE: +2347032617285 and i assure you things will turn around for you....

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  127. Hello
    I am ROBERTSON ANGELIA from CALIFORNIA, When I eventually found testimonies about this spell caster DR.IYAYI, how he helped many people to get their lovers and broken homes back, i contacted him through his email address driyayilovespellhome@gmail.com because I was absolutely desperate to get my husband back. Life without my husband was a real mess for me and my two kids. i wanted a dramatic change and I thought magic could be the solution. After discussing the resolution with DR. IYAYI, he gave me hope that he will restore my marriage. I felt confident that he will actually make my husband to return home and he did! It’s fantastic what this great spellcaster have done for me, his help is priceless! I don't know what I would have done without DR. IYAYI, DR. IYAYI does his job so well he is organized and highly functional, i believe he is the best spell caster i can count on when it comes to all kinds of spell, I was floored that his spells worked, if you need help, contact him via email: driyayilovespellhome@gmail.com, or contact him through his website address: http://driyayilovespellhome.webs.com
    OR YOU CAN ALSO CONTACT HIM THROUGH HIS MOBILE: +2347032617285 and i assure you things will turn around for you....

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  128. Hello
    I am ROBERTSON ANGELIA from CALIFORNIA, When I eventually found testimonies about this spell caster DR.IYAYI, how he helped many people to get their lovers and broken homes back, i contacted him through his email address driyayilovespellhome@gmail.com because I was absolutely desperate to get my husband back. Life without my husband was a real mess for me and my two kids. i wanted a dramatic change and I thought magic could be the solution. After discussing the resolution with DR. IYAYI, he gave me hope that he will restore my marriage. I felt confident that he will actually make my husband to return home and he did! It’s fantastic what this great spellcaster have done for me, his help is priceless! I don't know what I would have done without DR. IYAYI, DR. IYAYI does his job so well he is organized and highly functional, i believe he is the best spell caster i can count on when it comes to all kinds of spell, I was floored that his spells worked, if you need help, contact him via email: driyayilovespellhome@gmail.com, or contact him through his website address: http://driyayilovespellhome.webs.com
    OR YOU CAN ALSO CONTACT HIM THROUGH HIS MOBILE: +2347032617285 and i assure you things will turn around for you....

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  129. Unimaginable and unbelievable. I am Mary Smith from the United States and i have a good news to share to the entire world. Do you need your ex husband or lover urgently? I wanna tell you that you need not to worry because i have a good news for those out there that are faced or similar to such situation because there is always a hope and a solution to all problem. There is a great spell caster called Great DR.ODUBU who can really solve your problem. Getting my lover back is what i can't imagine but when I was losing Jackson, I needed help and somewhere to turn badly but my Aunty told me about this spell caster who also helped her on the internet. I thought it won't work but i just tried to give this man a chance and i ordered a LOVE SPELL. Two days later, my phone rang. Jackson was his old self again and wanted to come back to me! Not only come back, the spell caster opened him up to know how much I loved and needed him. This Spell Casting isn't brainwashing, but he opened up his eyes to know how much we have to share together and he also cast a protection spell and no side effect for the spell and also he still cast money spell for me too but i have no problem about money i am reach now and also happy with my family. I recommend anyone who is in my old situation to try him because he will help you and make things be the way it thought to be. If you have such problem or similar to this, please contact him on his email DR.{odubuspiritualtempledr@yahoo.com} thank you Great DR.ODUBU and may your gods reward you for your good deeds DR. {odubuspiritualtempledr@yahoo.com}.

    I want to let you know that he can cast all type of spell cast with 100%
    guarantee, if you have any type of problem like this or more quickly contact
    him for assistance okay

    Do you need a Love spell
    Do you need Money within 48 hours through spell
    Do you need a cure for your HIV
    Do you need a Loan spell
    Do you want to be Famous in life
    Do you want to live Long life
    Do you have any case in your office
    Do you need a child
    Do you have a Cancer problem
    Do you have a Anier problem
    Do you have Ashmer problem
    E.t.c contact him on >>>>{odubuspiritualtempledr@yahoo.com}.


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  130. I am here to testify to the good work of Dr Kamachu. 2 years ago my husband left home, he never returned, no phone calls, no letters, no emails, no sign of him anywhere. my daughter got sick so ill, things were so tough for me. I had lost hope, on that process, i met a psychic, he said he would help me, i paid over $3000 and still nothing happened, i lost hope completely, my daughter situation got worse each day. Last month, i saw a posting concerning the good works of the Traditional Centre, i gave him a try...i paid about $800 for all three spells (Bring Lover back, Healing spell and Career spells) In a matter of weeks, my husband called me and told me he was sorry and that he wants to come back to me and he would explain everything when he comes back, three days later, i got a new job with a good company, right now, my daughter's condition is getting better each day and i trust she would be well in a matter of days.I want to thank DR Kamachu you can contact his temple on his email:traditionalspellcentre@gmail.com

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  131. i want to share my experience and testimony here.. i was married for 6 years to my husband and all of a sudden, another woman came into the picture.. he started hailing me and he was abusive. but i still loved him with all my heart and wanted him at all cost…then he filed for divorce. my whole life was turning apart and i didn’t know what to do .he moved out of the house and abandoned the kids.. so someone told me about trying spiritual means to get my husband back and introduced me to a spell caster…so i decided to try it reluctantly. although i didn’t believe in all those things… then when he consulted his gods and cast a return and love spell, after 3days, my husband came back and was pleading. he had realized his mistakes. I just couldn’t believe it. .anyways we are back together now and we are happy. in case anyone needs this man, his email address is eromosalspiritualtemple@gmail.com or thought hid website http://eromosalspiritualtemple.webs.com or call him with +2348161850195

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  132. OMG!! This is certainly a shocking and a genuine Testimony..I visited a forum here on the internet on the 20TH OF JUNE 2014, And i saw a marvelous testimony of this powerful and great spell caster called DR OSAUYI on the forum..I never believed it, because i never heard nor learnt anything about magic before.. Not a soul would have been able to influence me about magical spells, not until DR OSAUYI did it for me and restored my marriage of 8 years back to me and brought my spouse back to me in the same 24 hours just as i read on the internet..i was truly astonished and shocked when my husband knelt down begging for forgiveness and for me to accept him back.. I am really short of expressions, and i don't know how much to convey my appreciation to you DR OSAUYI you are a God sent to me and my entire family.. And now i am a joyful woman once again.. here is his website: Email:(OSAUYILOVESPELL@YAHOO.COM) Mrs Miller Moore from England City.http://osauyilovespell.webs.com

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  133. Been a HIV positive is just like been through hell but EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE. So amazing and i want to testify of the good work done by DR. TELEMI a very strong and powerful spell caster. DR. TELEMI has proved science and scientists wrong for believing and thinking that there is no cure for HIV AIDS but to be sincere this GREAT MAN is so real and powerful. I never thought that this spell will work but this GREAT MAN has proved it to me and it has worked and still working perfectly. My Name is Stella Lucas and i was diagnosed of the deadly disease called HIV AIDS in 2010 and i thought that was the end and there will be no hope. Speaking to anyone was always a problem because i was so worried and always in the state of unrest in fact i thought it was over until one blessed day when i was searching for help here on the internet, i came across a testimony about DR. TELEMI on how he has helped so many people on many issues in life, a lady who was HIV positive got cured by him, how he cured cancer, and he made so many women to be pregnant, and how he has cast a powerful spell to restore broken marriages and so on. At first i thought it was all a lie but i decided to give it a try since there was no option and, when i contacted this MAN he laughed and told me that, that is too small for him to handle but i was still in doubt, and he gave me a form to fill which I did, and he instructed me on what to do and i OBEYED him completely as he told me. Then he sent a parcel to me and it was a holy water and a pure holy oil as described by DR. TELEMI. I took the holy water and the holy oil and after taking it, he told me to go for check up but I was still in doubt and was so afraid to go for the test but i took a bold step and believed that it is well, and i believed all what he has done and all that he has told me. So i went to the hospital for the test it was so amazing, awesome and exciting what seems to be impossible became possible, the VIRUS disappeared completely from my system and I was tested HIV negative. Quickly I called him and told him what happened he congratulated me and today i am a happy woman again the way things use to be. Don't you think that this testimony is worth sharing? I promise to tell the world about him and i will keep sharing this testimony till the end because many people has died of AIDS and i want many people who believed that it is over to know that EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE AND I WANT THEM TO GET HELP FROM THIS SPELL CASTER by contacting him on his email at Telemisolutiontemple@yahoo.com for your solution now. If you are hiv positive and you think that it is over i want to tell you that there is hope for you and if you truly and dearly value your life please contact him now. THIS IS REAL HE IS NOT A SCAM, BELIEVE HIM AND DON'T ASK TOO MUCH QUESTIONS. Thank you DR. TELEMI and May your good gods keep rewarding you for your good deeds.

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  134. My name is Lee Marie from UK am 30 years old i got married at the age of 24 i have only Two child and i was living happily .After five year of my marriage my husband behavior became so strange and i don’t really understand what was going on, he packed out of the house to another woman i love him so much that i never dream’s of losing him, i try my possible best to make sure that my husband get back to me but all to no avail, i cry and cry seeking for help, i discussed it with my best friend Allix and she promise to help me. She told me of a man called DR godfather, she told me he is a very great man and a real man that can be trusted and there is nothing concerning love issues he cannot solve and she told me how he has help countless number of people in restoring their relationship. I was really convince, I quickly contacted his email address at godfatherlovespelltemple@gmail.com . I explain all my problem to him, he told me that i should not worry that all my problems will be solved immediately. He told me what to do to get my husband back and i did, he said after 3days my husband will come back to me and start begging, and it really happen as he said, i was very surprise, this is so amazing.
    To God be the glory our relationship is now very tight and we both live happily again. If you having similar problem, Contact him now(godfatherlovespelltemple@gmail.com) and get your problem solve once and for all. i am a living testimony to it.
    1) If you want your ex back.
    (2) if you always have bad dreams.
    (3) You want to be promoted in your office.
    (4) You want women/men to run after you.
    (5) If you want a child.
    (6) You want to be rich.
    (7) You want to tie your husband/wife to be
    yours forever.
    (8) If you need financial assistance.
    (9)if you want to stop your divorce.
    (10)if you want to divorce your husband.
    (11)if you want your wishes to be granted.
    You can also reach him through his mobile number +2347037285140
    and his Email Address; godfatherlovespelltemple@gmail.com contact him immediately.

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  135. Thanks to Dr. Elimi
    My name is Sarah matins. I am from Dubai i am here to spread the entire work of a real spell caster called Dr. Elimi who just helped me to retrieve back my union with my husband and make our relationship very stronger and brought joy and happiness into our marriage. I have been scammed by a lot of fake spell casters but i was later introduced to Dr. Elimi by a friend named tucker Stacey to this great man who help her to restore her relationship back with his husband.He also help me and wipe away my tears. So viewers of this wonderful testimony who wants to contact him like:elimispelltemple@gmail.com
    1. GETTING YOUR EX LOVER BACK.
    2. DIVORCE SPELL.
    3. WINNING LOTTERIES.
    4. BREAKING OF GENERATION COURSE.
    5. GETTING OF JOB.
    6. CHILD BEARING.
    7. MONEY SPELL.
    8. CURING OF HIV AND MANY MORE.
    9. HERBAL CARE.
    10. BEAUTY SPELL.
    11. BUSINESS CHARMS TO INQUIRE MORE CUSTOMERS AND LOT'S MORE..
    So brothers and sisters i have tested this man DR. Elimi and i have found that he is real and genuine. i am now the happiest woman on earth today, Contact his via email id and be joyful in your life.(elimispelltemple@gmail.com, or Tel: 2347037285140).
    More gratitude and thanks to you again the great DOCTOR.

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  136. Hello everyone in this forum, My life is back!!! After 8 years of marriage, my husband left me and left me with our three kids. I felt like my life was about to end, and was falling apart. I contacted A spell caster called Dr Elimi I explained all my problem to him . In just 3 days, my husband came back to us and show me and my kids much love and apologize for all the pain he have bring to the family. We solved our issues, and we are even happier than before you are the best spell caster Dr Elimii really appreciate the love spell you castes for me to get the man back to my life i will keep sharing more testimonies to people about your good work Thank you once again. you may contact him via (elimispelltemple@gmail.com).incase you are in any problem you can contact this man for help he is always there in his temple to help you solve your problem Contact Email is (elimispelltemple@gmail.com)

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  137. Hello friends!my name is Sarah Morgan from U.K. I have been in great pain for almost 4 years suffering in the hands of a cheating husband,we were happy and leaving well until he meant his old time girl friend and he started dating her outside our marriage before you knew it he stoped caring and taking care of his own family it was to the extent that he was planning to get married to her and divorce me his own wife, i have cried and reported him to his family but he never listened to any one but to cut my story short i came in search for a real spell caster who could destroy their relationship and make him come back to me and our 2 kids on my search i saw people making testimony on how their marriage where restored by Dr.Adolo i pick his email:permanentadolosolutiontemple@gmail.com and i narrated my story to him and he agreed to help me and after performing a spell on the second day both had a quarrel and he beat his girlfriend up and he came home begging for i and my little kids to forgive him that his eyes are clear now that he will never do any thing that will hurt his family again and promise to be a caring father and never cheat again.I am so so happy that i did not loose him to the girl. all appreciation goes to Dr.Adolo for you are a Great spell caster and to whom this may concern if you have a cheating husband or wife or you need your ex lover back again. you can as well email him on his email;permanentadolosolutiontemple@gmail.com thank you great Adolo for your help bring my husband back to me,thank you so much,thank you once again,

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  138. My name is Elizabeth Lucas from UAS I have to give this miraculous testimony, which is so unbelievable until now. I had a problem with my Ex husband 2years ago, which lead to our break up. when he broke up with me, I was not my self again, i felt so empty inside me, my love and financial situation became worst, until a close friend of mine lucky told me about a spell caster who helped her in the same problem too his name is Dr Adolo. I email;permanentadolosolutiontemple@gmail.com the spell caster and i told him my problem and i did what he asked of me, to cut the long story short. Before i knew what was happening my husband gave me a call and told me that he was coming back to me in just 24hour and was so happy to have him back to me. We have two kids together and we are happy with ourselves. Thanks to Dr. Adolo for saving my relationship and for also saving others own too. continue your good work, If you are interested to contact him and testify this miracle like this, the great spell caster email address: permanentadolosolutiontemple@gmail.com great Adolo thank you from you miracle you have don,t in my life,thank you great man,

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  139. My name is Elizabeth Lucas from UAS I have to give this miraculous testimony, which is so unbelievable until now. I had a problem with my Ex husband 2years ago, which lead to our break up. when he broke up with me, I was not my self again, i felt so empty inside me, my love and financial situation became worst, until a close friend of mine lucky told me about a spell caster who helped her in the same problem too his name is Dr Adolo. I email;permanentadolosolutiontemple@gmail.com the spell caster and i told him my problem and i did what he asked of me, to cut the long story short. Before i knew what was happening my husband gave me a call and told me that he was coming back to me in just 24hour and was so happy to have him back to me. We have two kids together and we are happy with ourselves. Thanks to Dr. Adolo for saving my relationship and for also saving others own too. continue your good work, If you are interested to contact him and testify this miracle like this, the great spell caster email address: permanentadolosolutiontemple@gmail.com great Adolo thank you from you miracle you have don,t in my life,thank you great man,

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  140. Toilet paper stuffed in your running pants or tights will invariably travel down to your socks and extricate itself. Paper in long-sleeved shirts will stay, but get a tad wet (and soeak into drab when it's raining). Paper in a pocket will get drenched (and make you look overly masculine). I ALWAYS plan my longer runs around a toilet or at least a place with latrine potential. And I ALWAYS avail of it.

    My worst experience? A marahon in Zwolle, where I couldn't find any other spot than the COURTYARD of a SCHOOL. Small wonder I prefer marathons with just 4 people taking part and five sheep watching. A lot to be said for the countryside!

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  141. Dr. Telemi is a trust worthy spell caster and he will be of great help to you. I never believed in spell casting but After 4 years of marriage my husband left me because I lost my womb, and i was unable to give birth to children. I felt like my life has come to an end, and i almost committed suicide, i was emotionally down for a very long time, but thanks to this spell caster called Dr. Telemi whom i met online after my friend Tracy James told me how he also helped her to bring back her husband in less than 2 days. I believed her and decided to give Dr. Telemi a try and i contacted him on his email Telemisolutiontemple@yahoo.com and explained my problems to him. He laughed and told me that In less than 2 days, my Husband will come back for me again, and that he will restore my womb and i will give birth to children. At first i thought it was a lie but i took courage and believed as Dr. Telemi has said and it did happen just as this Great spell caster said, My husband called me and was crying, apologizing for forgiveness. I forgave him and today i am so glad that all worries and problems has gone away, and we are even happier than before, another good news is that i am pregnant now, and very soon we are expecting our baby. Dr. Telemi is really a gifted and a powerful spiritual man and i will not stop publishing him because he is a wonderful man. I advice you all If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster to solve all your problems just Contact Dr Telemi on his email on Telemisolutiontemple@yahoo.com at anytime, because he will always help you to solve all your problems. Once again thank you Dr. Telemi. Thank you, thank you.

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  142. TESTIMONY,ON HOW I GOT MY EX BOYFRIEND BACK WITH
    THE HELP OF obasolutionhome@gmail.com
    My name is Frank Rachel and I base in USA...“My life is back!!! After almost a year of Broken Relationship, my boyfriend left me with a broken heart. I felt like my life was about to end i almost committed suicide, i was emotionally down for a very long time. Thanks to a spell caster called DR OBA, which i met online.On one faithful day, as I was browsing through the internet,I came across a lot of testimonies about this particular spell caster. Some people testified that he brought their
    Ex lover back,
    Ex Husband
    Pregnancy,
    Cure Cancer,
    HIV AIDS,
    And other Sickness,some testified that he can cast a spell to stop Divorce and so on. i also come across one particular testimony,it was about a woman called WALTER ALIYAH, she testified about how he brought back her Ex lover in less than 48hours, and at the end of her testimony she dropped DR,OBA's E-mail address obasolutionhome@gmail.com, After reading all these,I decided to give it a try. I contacted him and explained my problem to him, and DR OBA assured me that i will get my Boyfriend back in the next 48hours.What an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do, Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my boyfriend who didn't call me for the past (11 Months),gave me a call in just 2 days, my boyfriend came back to me. We solved our issues, and we are even happier than before. DR,OBA is really a gifted man and i will not stop publishing him because he is a wonderful man. If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster to solve all your problems for you. Try obasolutionhome@gmail.com anytime, he is the answer to your problems. Here's his Email contact:{ obasolutionhome@gmail.com}.
    Or u can reach him through his personal cell number {+2347066808402}.









    TESTIMONY,ON HOW I GOT MY EX BOYFRIEND BACK WITH
    THE HELP OF obasolutionhome@gmail.com
    My name is Frank Rachel and I base in USA...“My life is back!!! After almost a year of Broken Relationship, my boyfriend left me with a broken heart. I felt like my life was about to end i almost committed suicide, i was emotionally down for a very long time. Thanks to a spell caster called DR OBA, which i met online.On one faithful day, as I was browsing through the internet,I came across a lot of testimonies about this particular spell caster. Some people testified that he brought their
    Ex lover back,
    Ex Husband
    Pregnancy,
    Cure Cancer,
    HIV AIDS,
    And other Sickness,some testified that he can cast a spell to stop Divorce and so on. i also come across one particular testimony,it was about a woman called WALTER ALIYAH, she testified about how he brought back her Ex lover in less than 48hours, and at the end of her testimony she dropped DR,OBA's E-mail address obasolutionhome@gmail.com, After reading all these,I decided to give it a try. I contacted him and explained my problem to him, and DR OBA assured me that i will get my Boyfriend back in the next 48hours.What an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do, Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my boyfriend who didn't call me for the past (11 Months),gave me a call in just 2 days, my boyfriend came back to me. We solved our issues, and we are even happier than before. DR,OBA is really a gifted man and i will not stop publishing him because he is a wonderful man. If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster to solve all your problems for you. Try obasolutionhome@gmail.com anytime, he is the answer to your problems. Here's his Email contact:{ obasolutionhome@gmail.com}.
    Or u can reach him through his personal cell number {+2347066808402}.

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  143. I'm Gwen James from usa. My husband left me for no reason on 13th of June 2010. He moved in with another woman, I felt like killing myself and I've tried so many spell casters but all to no avail. My life was very bitter and sorrowful. Then one day, a friend of mine told me about this spell caster called Great Osoba who helped her on her own situation when her husband left her. But at first i didn't believe it because i' ve tested so many of them and it didn't work. she begged me further so I decided to try this spell caster called Great Osoba. I contacted him and i told him my problems and gave him all the necessary information he required. He just laughed and told me never to worry that my husband will call me back in less than two days and i believed, and after he has finished casting the spell my husband called me and started begging. He apologized and came back to me crying for a second chance. Today i and my husband live happily like never before. I can really say that this spell caster is powerful because of his work my husband is home again. I'm now a very happy woman and ever since he has shown me love like never before. Thank you Great Osoba I will forever be grateful to you. You can reach him on his email: Greatosobaspelltemple@gmail. com he will solve any problem you are facing now. Just contact him and see his work. once again thank you Great Osoba.

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  144. I never use to believe in spell casting until i met Great Dr Okiriguo a powerful spell caster who helped me to be a happy person again. My name is Gwen Marcus and i reside in USA. After 4 years of Broken marriage, my husband left me with two kids. I felt like my life was about to end and i almost committed suicide, i was emotionally down for a very long time. Thanks to a Great spell caster called Great Dr Okiriguo which i met online on one faithful day when I was browsing through the internet, i came across a lot of testimonies about this particular Great spell caster how he has helped so many people. he has helped people to bring back their Ex lovers, some testified that he restores womb, cure cancer, hiv and other sickness, and so on. I also came across a testimony, it was about a woman called Stella, she testified about how his spell made her to be pregnant after so many years of bareness and at the end of her testimony she dropped Great Dr Okiriguo's email address. After reading all these, i decided to give it a try and i contacted him and explained my problem to him and he assured me that in less than 48 hours, my husband will call me and beg for forgiveness but i thought it will not work. When he had finished casting the spell, the next day my husband called me and he was begging for forgiveness just as Great Dr Okiriguo has said. This is not brain washing and after the spell has been cast, i realized that my husband love me like never before and the spell caster opened him up to know how much i love him and how much love we need to share. We are even happier now than before. Great Dr Okiriguo is really a gifted man and i will not stop publishing him because he is a wonderful man. If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and a genuine spell caster to solve all your problems contact Great Dr Okiriguo now on
    Okiriguoloveandsolutionhome@yahoo.com he will help you solve all your problems. Once again thank you Great Dr Okiriguo for your good deeds and may your good and powerful gods always reward you for your good deeds.

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  145. HOW MY EX HUSBAND FINALLY CAME BACK TO ME !!!

    Hello everyone , I am Barbara Senna and i am from united states....In the past ,I was in a long term relationship that suppose to lead to marriage but one day came that my fiance lost interest in me because another woman was enticing him with money and fake love.i complained to a friend of mine about what my situation was and she gave me an advice that I contact a powerful spell Caster (eminikokorospiritualhelp@hotmail.com) . At first, i was lackadaisical contacting him but one faithful day, I took a bold step and i contacted him and he replied saying he would help me.. to cut the long story short,he caste a spell and my husband came back to me within 3 days..it was just a surprise to me as I never believed my husband would come back begging for forgiveness. Afterwards we got married, we just came back from honey moon some few days back.. here i am today testifying happily...I said to myself that I would share this to the world if my problem becomes a thing of the past..now I am happy and I am happy sharing it on here happily to all my friends.. so I urge any one who have problems of any kind be it any of these;
    if you want your ex back? if you want to bind your husband with you forever?if you want to be cured of Cancer? if you want to be cured of HIV/AIDS? if you disabled? if you want to be prosperous? if you want to have increase in finance? if you want favor and good-luck? if you want to lose weight? if you want to gain weight? if you are barren and you want to have a child? If some who owes you and dont want to pay you back? if you want to be rich and lot more?

    contact him now.His email address: eminikokorospiritualhelp@hotmail.com

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  146. HOW MY EX HUSBAND FINALLY CAME BACK TO ME !!!

    Hello everyone , I am Barbara Senna and i am from united states....In the past ,I was in a long term relationship that suppose to lead to marriage but one day came that my fiance lost interest in me because another woman was enticing him with money and fake love.i complained to a friend of mine about what my situation was and she gave me an advice that I contact a powerful spell Caster (eminikokorospiritualhelp@hotmail.com) . At first, i was lackadaisical contacting him but one faithful day, I took a bold step and i contacted him and he replied saying he would help me.. to cut the long story short,he caste a spell and my husband came back to me within 3 days..it was just a surprise to me as I never believed my husband would come back begging for forgiveness. Afterwards we got married, we just came back from honey moon some few days back.. here i am today testifying happily...I said to myself that I would share this to the world if my problem becomes a thing of the past..now I am happy and I am happy sharing it on here happily to all my friends.. so I urge any one who have problems of any kind be it any of these;
    if you want your ex back? if you want to bind your husband with you forever?if you want to be cured of Cancer? if you want to be cured of HIV/AIDS? if you disabled? if you want to be prosperous? if you want to have increase in finance? if you want favor and goodluck? if you want to lose weight? if you want to gain weight? if you are barren and you want to have a child? If some who owes you and don't want to pay you back? if you want to be rich and lot more?

    contact him now.His email address: eminikokorospiritualhelp@hotmail.com

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  147. I never use to believe in spell casting until i met Great Dr Okiriguo a powerful spell caster who helped me to be a happy person again. My name is Gwen Marcus and i reside in USA. After 4 years of Broken marriage, my husband left me with two kids. I felt like my life was about to end and i almost committed suicide, i was emotionally down for a very long time. Thanks to a Great spell caster called Great Dr Okiriguo which i met online on one faithful day when I was browsing through the internet, i came across a lot of testimonies about this particular Great spell caster how he has helped so many people. he has helped people to bring back their Ex lovers, some testified that he restores womb, cure cancer, hiv and other sickness, and so on. I also came across a testimony, it was about a woman called Stella, she testified about how his spell made her to be pregnant after so many years of bareness and at the end of her testimony she dropped Great Dr Okiriguo's email address. After reading all these, i decided to give it a try and i contacted him and explained my problem to him and he assured me that in less than 48 hours, my husband will call me and beg for forgiveness but i thought it will not work. When he had finished casting the spell, the next day my husband called me and he was begging for forgiveness just as Great Dr Okiriguo has said. This is not brain washing and after the spell has been cast, i realized that my husband love me like never before and the spell caster opened him up to know how much i love him and how much love we need to share. We are even happier now than before. Great Dr Okiriguo is really a gifted man and i will not stop publishing him because he is a wonderful man. If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and a genuine spell caster to solve all your problems contact Great Dr Okiriguo now on
    Okiriguoloveandsolutionhome@yahoo.com he will help you solve all your problems. Once again thank you Great Dr Okiriguo for your good deeds and may your good and powerful gods always reward you for your good deeds.

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  148. After being in relationship with Wilson for seven years,he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and she suggested that I should contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back but I am the type that don't believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I meant a spell caster called EZE MALAKA and I email him, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days, that my ex will return to me before three days, he cast the spell and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 4pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together happily again. Since then, I have made promise that anybody I know that have a relationship problem, I would be of help to such person by referring him or her to the only real and powerful spell caster who helped me with my own problem and who is different from all the fake ones out there. Anybody could need the help of the spell caster, his email: extremewhitelovespell@yahoo. com you can email him if you need his assistance in your relationship or anything. CAN NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU SIR HIS WEBSITE ADDRESS is http://extremewhitelovespell.webs.com CONTACT HIM NOW FOR SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.

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  149. Am making this testimony to the world because of what this great man called drzizi did for me i never believed in spell casters unti i came in contact with this great man my boyfriend left me 1month ago because of another girl i was so down and felt that the world should end until i contacted drzizi who told me that i should not worry that he will come back to me and he told me all i need to do which i did and after two days my boyfriend called and told me that he was sorry for leaving me that he wanted to come back and i was so happy so am telling the world in case you are having problem with your relationship you can contact him with the following details:drzizitemple@gmail.com or call him on +2348164509114
    Rose
    Germany

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  150. My lover dumped me for any another woman, and i was divorce by my husband with my two son after 8 years of marriage, and also i really love him, so i contacted Doctor Azul for a love spell to get my Husband back, to my greatest surprise he cast a love binding spell to get him back for me and my lover came back after 48 hours. i will advice you anyone looking for any kind of spell should contact Doctor Azul via email address: { Azulspelltemple@outlook.com } or call his cell phone for urgent response on +2348136047017

    From: Ontario
    Name : Kaylan Melissa

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  151. Thank you thank you Dr.jarto for what you have just done, for helping me getting my husband who left me with two kids years ago to me I thank you so much the great jarto of Dr.jartospellcaster@gmail.com for Bringing back my family i am great full and will always be if you also Need his help his email (Dr.jartospellcaster@gmail.com ) My name is Joyce William I am from Spain i want to share my happiness with the general public of what Dr.jarto of india but now in Africa has done for me in the last few weeks i was once in love this guy called McCarty we in love with each other until traveled out of my state for two year and we promise ourselves to be together forever, but before return from my journey he where now having another lover when i try to come back to he. He told me i should go away i love him so much that i could not let he go just like that then i told a friend about it and she advice me and recommend this man Dr.jarto for me when i visit he at Dr.jartospellcaster@gmail.com he only ask me to buy some items for sacrifices to help me get my ex back and he actually did it and it work well and today I am happy with encase any one is out there with same problem or any kind I advice he or she to contact this man today at Dr.jartospellcaster@gmail.com and with what he did for me I believe he can also help you thank once again Dr jarto

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  152. My name is Adams Bella, i live and work in Oxfordshire, UK. My life is back!!! After 2 years of Broken marriage, my husband left me with two kids, I felt like ending it all, i almost committed suicide because he left us with nothing, i was emotionally down all this while. Thanks to a spell caster called Dr.Trust of Ultimate spell cast which i met online. On one faithful day, as I was browsing through the internet, I came across several of testimonies about this particular spell caster. Some people testified that he brought their Ex lover back, some testified that he restores womb,cure cancer,and other sickness, some testified that he can cast a spell to stop divorce and also spell to get a good paid job so on. He is amazing, i also come across one particular testimony, it was about a woman called Vera, she testified about how he brought back her Ex lover in less than 2 days, and at the end of her testimony she dropped his email.After reading all these, I decided to give it a try. I contacted him via email and explained my problem to him. In just 48hours, my husband came back to me. We resolved our issues, and we are even happier than ever.Dr.Trust you are a gifted man and i will not stop publishing him because he is a wonderful man. If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster, Try him anytime, he is the answer to your problems. you can contact him on (Ultimatespellcast@gmail.com or Ultimatespellcast@yahoo.com) or call him +2348156885231. he is the best caster that can help you with your problems.

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