You know I’ll do anything for a laugh. My kids might grow up all kinds of confused and lopsided because of this. Last night we made fun of Emma because she thought babies were born naked. I told her I was born with a full on dress and tights. I like messing up my kids, but all in good fun. Luckily she’s seen enough versions of TLC’s “Baby Story” to know I was dead wrong. Babies aren’t born with clothes on. They’re born bloody and purplish with some cord that attaches them to the big mama in the room. Then daddy cuts that cord and faints.
I do, however, know I pass on some good things to my kids. Today while I was teaching a kids’ yoga class at her school, my daughter announced that she had to fart but was too embarrassed to do it in front of everyone. What she wasn’t embarrassed about was telling everyone that she had to fart. Go figure. So, she went to the corner of the gym and let it fly. A girl after my own heart. This farting business is either going to make her very popular or very weird. It worked well for me, but you have to know how to play it off.
Here’s where I got today’s laugh:
You know I only like this because you get to see some “A.”
Questions to the guys:
- Do you really wipe your shirt under your arms like that before you get into the shower? A girl would never do that.
- Would you consider the hair on that ass to be average, less than average or hairier than average? Just wondering.
- Do I have enough time while tapering to watch youtube videos frame by frame?
Happy Tuesday!
