Is it just me, or do you sometimes get odd emails too? I’m not talking about the ones from Saudi Arabia begging for $5 million dollars. Those are totally legit and I always send a money order right away. Nor am I talking about the ones advising that I need a penile implant, because I couldn’t agree more and I’ve had several surgically implanted.
What I am talking about are emails like this one that I got a couple of days ago:
From: God is Good
Subject Line: You are a winner
“I really enjoy watching you on the Biggest Loser. I love your style.....charmer and then the strongest motivator. You are adorable. You can train me any day. By the way are you married or taken?”
This email makes a ton of sense. I am very frequently mistaken for Anna Kournikova. I mean, I look just like her:
Or, perhaps the emailer saw my slightly thinning hair and thought I was Bob? I mean we do share a similar figure. Flat abs, flat chest, shapely calves. We also both have veiny arms.
I do, however, not see how this person could have mistaken me for Dolvett. My teeth are no where near as nice as his, I don’t throw medicine balls on people’s chests and I haven’t been able to bounce a quarter off of my ass in years. Not to mention that despite my L’Oreal Perfect Match powder, I just can’t seem to achieve the same skin tone that he has. And, I’ve never in my life touched Justin Bieber.
What to make of this? I shall never know.
As to the question about me being married or taken – well, I am taken. I cannot stop breaking hearts wherever I go. I will say that if I were not taken, I would definitely want to meet my soul mate through a random email.
Ever get weird crap in your in box? I get lots of amazing and inspirational emails. But, occasionally there’s one that makes me go, “huh?”
Who do you think the next BL trainer should be? Does Dolvett have a sister? Could Jillian come back? Besides me, I think this woman would do a kick ass job.
SUAR
