Friday, January 13, 2023

Do NOT Water Down My Margarita + Countdown to Race Day

I'm feeling the love. I missed you too. People still DO read blogs!

It was really reassuring to learn how many of you have dogs that eat turds. But, the question keeping me up at night is why don't cats do it? My estimation is that they are far too sophisticated for that BS. If they were going to do it, they would be so embarrassed about their behavior that they would likely hide shamefully in an old Amazon Prime box and do it in there under the dark of night.

Tomorrow we leave for the airport at 5am for Phoenix to get there in time to get the the Rock 'n Roll race expo before it closes. I chose our hotel (The Canopy) not only because it is at the start line, but also because it has a lovely rooftop pool and bar. It is a slam dunk that if you go to Phoenix in January, or really anytime for that matter, the sun will shine upon you and you can put on your bikini (or tankini or one piece) and lay by the pool with a margarita. Eff you Phoenix. This does not look like vacation weather.

I do love to run in cooler temperatures and don't mind the rain if it's not pouring or going sideways. So, the race weather is fine. But, I don't like to lay by the pool in the rain because my margarita gets watered down and my headlights come out (IYKYK).

Did you know my first ever race was a marathon (Rock and Roll Arizona - same race I'm doing Sunday) and here is my first ever blog post about that race! 2009. God I'm old because I thought I was old then but I now see I was young and supple and now I'm old(er), periodless and I take things like fish oil, calcium and Vitamin D regularly (I even have a day of the week pill holder). Gasp.

Just for fun here's me in Vegas last summer because I wasn't blogging then so you didn't get to see this.

Not only was my arm still broken, but I had an eye infection so I couldn't wear my contacts. Add to that drama that I don't have prescription sunglasses and did not have enough time to get them before the trip so I did the very classy "Wear Over the Glasses Sunglasses" (WOGS). Just to legitimize this trend, you can even find it on the Urban Dictionary HERE. You can barely even tell I have two pairs of glasses on or that's what I told myself. I did look pretty hot going through the Wynn slightly intoxicated with a sling and double glasses. In all fairness, I did wear an appropriate shirt (this was from New Years but I wore it n Vegas too).

That would be Fireball

Oh, and on that note about Vegas. I got kicked off a blackjack table for the first time in my life. Erika, Clair and I were at a table at Resort World having the time of our lives winning! I would get quite excited when I got a blackjack and flail my body around (plus I had a broken arm and I'm blaming that all day long). The first time I spilled my vodka tonic all over the blackjack table, soaking the deck of cards, the pit boss and dealer laughed and assured me it was no big deal. "HAHA everyone does it! No problem lady!" The second time, they were a bit more subdued, but still smiled and cleaned it up. The THIRD time it was actually Erika who spilled her Absolut citron and soda (so this whole thing is clearly her fault), and the pit boss said "Get out. You are kicked off this table!" I feel pride.

Welp, it's 3:25 p.m. so I need to pack and lay around before I go to bed and get up. 

I'll let you know how the race goes. I have goals. I'll tell you later.

What's your favorite weather to race in? 40s, partly sunny, no wind.

Got a good Vegas story? I have too many to count but someday I'll tell you about when I gave Erika's cell phone number to a gang member from LA. This is the kind of stellar friend I am.


SUAR


12 comments:

  1. Good luck at your race! I'm a fan of 40s and sunny for a race. Tomorrow, I'm running a trail race called Frozen Gnome. I'm doing the 10k. There's no snow, so buttslide hill is going to be a little rough. Literally...

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  2. My Vegas story is when I missed the bottom step after BREAKFAST … not even drunk … and my ankle blew up the size of a softball. Kept walking on it the rest of the vacation. My friend’s mantra all weekend was “we will sleep when we’re dead!” I think it took almost a year for my ankle to feel normal again.

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    1. WOW sounds painful. Hope you had some drinks afterwards!

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  3. That TOTALLY is vacation weather. At least for me it is. Actually, anywhere the water is liquid is vacation weather. Have fun in the race! And of course you have goals. I know what the first one is, as do all your long time readers that have missed you.
    Favourite race weather? Let's start with liquid water, which wasn't always the case. Anything nicer than that is a bonus. (Can you tell I'm still suffering the hangover from endless weeks of -40?)
    Sorry, no Vegas story from personal experience.

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    1. Turns out it was perfect race weather - but did not get in any pool time. Did get in some casino time though!

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  4. My only Vegas story is that my husband surprised me with a whirlwind overnight trip for our 10th anniversary to marry me again in the Little White Wedding Chapel, and I was so excited and mindblown that I didn’t eat the entire time I was there (barely 24 hrs), so when friends asked “ooh where’d you eat…” I was the idiot that fasted in Las Vegas. (Made up for it on subsequent visits!)

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    1. Haha, that's funny - and I can relate. I know there is good food in Vegas but I spend most of my money on blackjack and drinks at the pool - eating is usually secondary - cheese and crackers, room service, jelly beans..

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  5. So glad to see that you're back! I've missed your blog! Keep it up!

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  6. so glad to have you back... your blog always makes me smile. I remember that we both were French majors in college... and I think this race may qualify you to run NYCM.

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    1. Merci Darlene! Tu es correcte! This race was my attempt to qualify at NYCM Marathon (spoiler: I did!)

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