Armpit Hair

Very strange. I was looking for a tutorial on coloring your hair yourself (not convinced I will try this, but wanted to see). When I searched Google, I got “how to color your armpit hair.” Is this a thing?

I didn't know it was a “thing” to even have armpit hair, let alone color it. If you ask me, it is a very disturbing and ugly trend, but what do I know? I lump this into the category with the “merkin” or wig for your pubic area. Really not necessary.

This got me to thinking…I wonder what people Google that causes them to end up on my site, Shut Up + Run? Here are few juicy ones I discovered (beyond the ones about GPS watches and running in the cold and the treadmill, etc):

Nipples

Yes, I have them.

Boys free-balling in sports shorts

Okay if you are just hanging out with the boyz. Not okay if you are actually jumping around and playing sports. Even though I don’t have balls, my guess is the package needs to be more secure.

Can’t stop coughing urinating

I am sorry. This sounds frustrating and very moist.

CRV for family of 3 and pets?

Too crowded! You should get rid of a kid.

Does running build muscle in your abs?

You tell me.

Can I dry yoga mat in dryer?

Yes, especially if you want to ruin your dryer and melt your mat.

Is porn good for sex?

Probably, but you should really ask your mother.

Russell the love muscle

I actually had a short term boyfriend with this nick name. Never touched the muscle, though.

Should you do a colon cleanse?

I don’t know, I’ve never done one. Running gives me all the cleansing I need.

Teeth fell out

Are you five years old? If not, do you eat a lot of sugar? If not, are you a meth addict?  If not, are you 90 years old? If not, I can’t help you.

 

Ever color your own hair?

SUAR