Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Which Would You Rather Do?

Just to make the point that the entire world does not interpret the phrase "running a marathon" the same way...the urban dictionary defines it as such:

Running a marathon:

When you become extremely intoxicated off of Captain Morgan and pass out in someones trailer. Then you are awoken by friends 3 hours later and go snowboarding. This is known as "Running a Marathon."

So if you've never run a marathon, but want to be able to say you have in your social circles, go to the liquor store on Friday, find a trailer park, tell your friends where to find you 180 minutes later and head for the hills for some mountain surfing (also an UD term).


Personally, I'd rather run the 26.2 painful miles than indulge in this crap, but that's just me.

10 comments:

  1. You know, it's funny, but if I had too much to drink, I can't sleep longer than three hours. I wake up ready to go. So that Captain Morgan marathon would be perfect for me.

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  2. That sounds like something I MAYBE (REPEAT MAYBE) could have handled back when I was running all over JMU with your husband. The 43 year old me will take the 26.2 in a landslide.

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  3. The Captain Marathon sounds pretty painful.

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  4. Ugh - I'm with you. Running over Captain Morgan. Urp.

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  5. I've been there and done that in some form or another. I can officially NOT drink Captain Morgan anymore. The thought of it makes me want to puke.

    Ulyana, I'm with you also. I sleep maybe 4 hrs after drinking which is just another reason why I try not to. Emphasis on TRY.

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  6. Huh. Do people actually say that? (I have no doubt they actually do it.) Sigh. I'm so uncool I wouldn't know.

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  7. weird, i have never ever heard of that!

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  8. I guess this is what happens when people just make stuff up. Getting boozed up is not a marathon. A marathon is 26.2 miles completed as quickly as you can - and nothing else.

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