Friday, May 26, 2017


Happy Friday folks bitches!

Time and Place: 4:24 p.m. At my computer in my home office looking at my dog and counting down 36 minutes until happy hour.

God help my neck

Celebrating: My first in age group (50-59) win at the a 5k in Denver this last weekend. 1st out of 147! This dirty old man was also first in his AG (80+). I call him that because after this picture was taken he told my husband, "All the women think I'm harmless because I'm old, but they really don't know what I'm thinking." Hmmmm..he does appear to be holding onto my waist pretty tight.Then I went home with him (JK).

Loving: These new shoes I bought (Nike Free RN) because I will never have to wear a headlamp again when I run at night.

Drinking: I am trying very hard to drink two 32 ounce bottles of water a day. I never do. I am also trying to drink 2 bottles of wine a night and have success (JK, but I do love my wine).

Snacking: I am becoming a really weird eater. I crave the dumbest shit. Pickles. Edamame. Almonds. No not pregnant, just odd.

Watching: The Bachelorette (Rachel is too good for that show). Better Call Saul. Fargo. The Leftovers. Just finished documentaries - Serving Life and Newtown (sad, sad, sad).

Planning: For the Utah Valley Half Marathon in 2 weeks. I'm signed up for the full but after my Paris experience, f&ck that. I'm just hoping for a dirty old man at the finish. And beer. Is there beer in Utah?

Reading: (Not to be mistaken for the Girl On the Train. I might write a book called the Hussy on the Plane or the Whore on the Bus).

Losing: The big toenail on my left foot.It is gone now. I painted over it. Can you tell? Damn I have the most attractive feet. Something about that long finger toe and those weird crooked toes and that callous on the side. Sexy.

Well, it's now officially 4:51 p.m. so by the time I open the wine it will be 5pm. So, I'm off.

Wait! Check out my Instagram for a video of me dancing. You won't be sorry and you will learn that White Girls CAN Dance. Go HERE.

Tell me on thing you're doing lately!

What are you watching/reading these days?

Next race?

Last time you lost a nail?

How much water/wine do you drink in a day?

Are you pregnant?



  1. It's like your toe is flipping us off. Just saying.

    I had the same thoughts about Utah. And that whole altitude thing--Idk if I could do it without the promise of beer at the finish.


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  2. Teaching myself German with the Duolingo App....Better Call Saul.. just finished Fortitude (Fargo in Norway). Trying to read the second Ferrante book... not much wine but a lot of Honey whiskey. No more babies, my eggs are fried.

  3. Started working as a schlep at my local library, catching up on Showtime's 'The Circus' and eating a lot of salads with a lot of shit thrown in- can't be just lettuce!!

  4. That dance was awesome! Just read When Crickets Cry and Chasing Fireflies by Charles Martin. I'll be cheering at the finish line of Cycle to the Sun ( my husband is racing.

  5. Kayaking. I gave it to myself for Mother's Day because why not!. I'm reading The Nest. Big Run 5K on June 7th. I lost my first nail three months ago. I drink about 64 ounces of water per day. Zero wine, but bring on the vodka. Your dancing is great!

  6. I'm listening to an Audible, "Girl on a train" during my runs. Helps me get up for a 5am'er. I'd read your book. I don't wait until 5. I go with "it's 5 o'clock somewhere". No!!! Definitely not pregnant. Gasp! Too old. 🙄

  7. As Deb said..."it's 5 o'clock somewhere" I just go with that, and your dance is awesome!

  8. I'd rather not discuss my toenails. That run in Utah looks nice.

  9. I just started training for my first full marathon! I'm doing the Marine Corps marathon in October.😳

    1. I'm jealous! I've always wanted to do that one. Best of luck with training!

  10. I just finished The Woman in Cabin 10! It was a great training companion. I absolutely love thrillers while I'm running since they keep me so captivated. Gone Girl has to be one of my favorites.

  11. 1. Currently heading into my last 3 days of professional development and then off for the summer (teacher), woo hoo!
    2. Reading Joan Didion's Slouching Towards Bethlehem. Considering checking out The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt for my first summer Netflix series.
    3. This is my longest hiatus from a training plan/anticipated race since I began running in 2013. My daughter has been dealing with some health issues that has turned things upside down for the past few months, and I even bailed on a (registered) April triathlon (first time not showing up for a race because of life-got-in-the-way). I'm trying to get my head back in the game for my own mental health and stress relief. Thinking of a September triathlon to train for during the summer.

  12. I would totally ready Hussy on the Plane (while on a plane).

  13. 1. Training for the Bike MS ride in June, and the Revel Half (also June) and the 50 miles Denver Century Ride (also June) and the Pedal the Plains (September). Actually got my 15 year old son out on a 20 mile ride with me today.

    2. Memoirs about through-hiking the Appalachian Trail. I'm on my 5th, I think. As soon as I retire I'm so doing it...Or work somewhere where I an have 6 months vacation time...

    3. Revel Half

    4. Working on that beginning today. Slammed my left index finger in my Jeep door. No one can figure out how I did it.

    5. 80 oz water. Not a wine fan, sadly.

    6. Impossible.

    Also, long second toes are the best. Speaking from experience. Nice paint job on your big toe!

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