Thursday, March 4, 2010

I Never Saw It

Running tip: If you wear tights, always wear black. They will camouflage almost anything you don't want people to know about.

One fellow blogger, Miss Brightside, made a very observant comment regarding my bikini picture in this post. Specifically, she said, "I am completely jealous of your bikini status, but I must ask you...are you at all concerned about the red stripe through the crotch of the bottoms...my eye kinda went straight there!?"


Funny, but I had not noticed this before. I think I love that girl for her attention to detail. I had to ponder this: Am I worried about the red strip in the crotch? The way I look at it is that unless I am straddling over your face, you probably wouldn't see it. I don't plan on doing this straddle move frequently on the beaches of Mexico, even with a bit of tequila under my belt.

Don't you love pictures where you were clueless and someone pointed out something outrageous to you about the picture? See if you can find what's funny about these:

Me, not trying to be profane, but wondering why my thighs look like this:




Hope your as observant as I think you are.

Drinking: Merlot


37 comments:

  1. "after a couple of tequila shots...." hahahah! and hilarious pictures. i'm going to have to forward these to friends :)

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  2. Funny post!! Made me giggle and smile of course!!

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  3. Nothing like a good face straddle in Mexico! Enjoy the merlot. Please!

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  4. those are funny pics. gotta check out that site

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  5. Hahahahahaha...love those pics!!!!

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  6. OMG! That's all i can say....
    You are the best!!! :)

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  7. NICE!
    I would assume you've seen this website:
    awkwardfamilyphotos.com

    if not, it's a must!

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  8. Love to start my Friday off with a good laugh!

    The photos are hilarious, and got to love Miss Brightsides' keen eye with your bikini!

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  9. Hilarious. I hadn't noticed the red stripe either.

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  10. Those pictures are hilarious! I would have never noticed the red stripe either!!

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  11. I believe he is being issued a citation in the last photo...

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  12. Consider the red stripe as camo, just in case!

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  13. AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA. Well, I guess it's good to know that you have a bikini you can wear at that time of the month with no worries. While you're at it, you should probably put a dab of wood stain on the back side...just in case.

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  14. OMG OMG OMG. I am TOTALLY going to bookmark that website @ backgroundphotos. TOO funny.

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  15. 我們不是因為快樂而歌唱,而是唱歌使我們快樂........................................

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  16. i started reading this while on a call and had to mute the phone, OMG!!

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  17. lol..thanks...now I just spent an hour on that website! :P

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  18. Those pictures are sooo funny! Thanks for the smiles.

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  19. Love your bluntness and upright humor, you are great!

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  20. Awesome.. What does that Chinese comment say? Can you put a translator on you blog?

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  21. The beach pix and the dog are too funny! I know what that Chinese comment says and you better delete it immediately...jk. Let's make up something, Beth!!

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  22. Sure, typical me, can miss a bloodstain, but a boner? I never overlook the BONER!

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  23. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! SO funny!!!!!!!

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  24. so funny! it's all in the details!

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  25. Hahaha! Too funny!
    Just because you share so much info and being so candid, I'm sharing this with you.
    I was driving yesterday to a conference and I spilled a diet cherry limeade when I picked it up from the cup holder. My "you know where" was icy cold. When I finally got to the hotel to shower and change, my panty was "red cherry limeadey" colored.

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  26. There are two good reasons men needed to be shirted. Both are clearly visible.

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  27. hey girl! thanks for checking out my blog :)

    i in general am i fan of unshirted men..

    ...as long as its in the right place and well they look good haha...

    haha yeah i'm a skeeze

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  28. How to get out of sex ... point to red streak on crotch and go, "Can't you see I'm on the rag! For cripes sakes Ken, just bug off!"

    Works like a charm, right?

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  29. hilarious photos! thanks for a good laugh! I wouldn't worry about the bikini, you will never see those ppl in Mexico again!

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