You probably feel like you know my son, Sam, and how precocious he is from reading this blog. The kid doesn’t miss a beat. Today he got a new app for his iTouch. Basically it edits pictures of people and makes them look much older. He sent this to me with the caption: “Time goes by…”
Oh my lord. Really? Who knew wrinkle lines could go over your hair?
As I age I am apparently going to morph into a homeless, meth-using hag. I wonder if I have teeth. See what I have to live with? You don’t even want to see the picture from the app he got that makes people really fat. Ugh. It’s a great motivator to keep running.
If you want to get morphed, email me your pictures and we’ll transform you into an old hag as well. Maybe you’ll get a discount at Country Buffet.
BEST. AP. EVER!!!!! LMFAO!
ReplyDeletewow what a caring son you have haha. but seriously. i want to do that to my mom hahahahahahah. that's going to be the first app i add to my iphone
ReplyDeletehahahaha.....that is so awesome!
ReplyDeleteJust emailed you. This is awesome!
ReplyDeleteHm, I'll stay away from that one! I've always said I am open to plastic surgery:)
ReplyDeletehahaha....I'll have to try and get that app...too funny!
ReplyDeleteOh god that's horrible looking! No offense. :-)
ReplyDeleteSo, so funny! :P
ReplyDeletewhen i first looked at the pic i thought 'dang! she really is getting worked from the whole triathlon/marathon outdoor exposure. poor gal!' HA!
ReplyDeletelove the app!
Will I ever look at your blog and not laugh? I don't think so!
ReplyDeleteAwesome!! so funny!
ReplyDeleteCheers from Hong Kong!
"XTB" Xavi.
What a lovely, kind boy your son is! Doesn't he know not to bite the hand that feeds him?!
ReplyDeleteROTFL - not sure I want to see myself.
ReplyDeleteyikes! at least your sweet enough to laugh about it! I might have to take away the I-touch :)
ReplyDeleteThat is hysterical!
ReplyDeletehilarious!
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious! As much as I am curious as to what I would look like, I don't think I want to scare myself just yet! LOL
ReplyDeleteNot only homeless, but looks more like a man...?!? To which you do not at all look like normally, keeps you on your toes that boy!
ReplyDeleteThat's great - I wonder if they have an old AND fat app?
ReplyDeleteOMG, you always make me laugh. But, that pic is hilarious. We were just in Vegas this weekend and your pic reminds me of most of the women who live on/near Fremont street. Meth/homeless/etc just like you said. I'm going to have my son get that app too, but I am not brave enough to post the pics. Aren't you glad you can inspire people?
ReplyDeleteLOL, love the blog. Keep making us laugh.
I think I would prefer to see myself in an app that shows how I look with Botox injections and and eye lift.
ReplyDeletewe did our 3 year old. That will freak out a dad!.
ReplyDelete*runs screaming*
ReplyDeleteOMG are people really sending you photos to morph? Sounds like a death wish. You are my hero for posting yours. Is there an app that shows what my ass sound look like with butt implants? now THAT I want to see.
ReplyDeleteLaughing out loud over here. That App would be such a fun waste of time.
ReplyDeleteHA! You even LOOK crotchety. Is that even possible? Quick...how many times have you yelled at people for being on your lawn this week?
ReplyDeleteIf I can remember, i'm going to email you a picture. Everyone says that I have a baby face, it is time to remedy that!
Hilarious. I don't think I could handle seeing my frightening future!
ReplyDeleteThanks, I spit my coffee out all over my keyboard!
ReplyDelete**at any rate, you would fit in nicely in FL!
OMFG! Katie told me I had to come check out your blog today but Holy crap woman!
ReplyDeleteNOT nice...
ReplyDeleteLOL The first thing I thought of when I saw that pic "meth head" now where are the blackened out teeth? lol
ReplyDeletei must download and morph myself... maybe it will help me on days i dont want to exercise.
ReplyDeleteThere really IS an app for everything! so funny!
ReplyDeleteBwah!!! Frightening! Better lather up on the sunscreen pre-run.
ReplyDeleteI want an app that shows you pics, post nose job.
Oh my god! That is just crazy! I had no idea there was an app like that!
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure it's OLD Country Buffet. At least here in upstate NY it is.
ReplyDelete(Ummm, that was supposed to be a joke with the word "OLD" given the topic of this post - not snarky know it all comment!)
ReplyDeleteHoly crap!! That app is funny as long as no one uses it on me!! ha ha
ReplyDeleteLeave it to our kids, eh??
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! That looks pretty funny, even with the wrinkles in your hair ;)
ReplyDeleteThat is freaking funny.
ReplyDeleteI love that the wrinkles go over your hair. Who doesn't want wrinkled bangs, really?
Oh Lordy. I guess I'm not missing much by not having an iTouch then? HA!
ReplyDeleteaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
ReplyDelete***thud*** b/c ulyana falls unconscious
i think the caption is what makes it funny - clever boy you've got, haha
Oh my!
ReplyDeleteI could hardly say my next word.
Oh my!
Ahahah!
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