You probably feel like you know my son, Sam, and how precocious he is from reading this blog. The kid doesn’t miss a beat. Today he got a new app for his iTouch. Basically it edits pictures of people and makes them look much older. He sent this to me with the caption: “Time goes by…”
Oh my lord. Really? Who knew wrinkle lines could go over your hair?
As I age I am apparently going to morph into a homeless, meth-using hag. I wonder if I have teeth. See what I have to live with? You don’t even want to see the picture from the app he got that makes people really fat. Ugh. It’s a great motivator to keep running.
If you want to get morphed, email me your pictures and we’ll transform you into an old hag as well. Maybe you’ll get a discount at Country Buffet.