Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Old Hag

You probably feel like you know my son, Sam, and how precocious he is from reading this blog. The kid doesn’t miss a beat. Today he got a new app for his iTouch. Basically it edits pictures of people and makes them look much older. He sent this to me with the caption: “Time goes by…”

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Oh my lord. Really? Who knew wrinkle lines could go over your hair?

As I age I am apparently going to morph into a homeless, meth-using hag. I wonder if I have teeth. See what I have to live with?  You don’t even want to see the picture from the app he got that makes people really fat. Ugh. It’s a great motivator to keep running.

If you want to get morphed, email me your pictures and we’ll transform you into an old hag as well. Maybe you’ll get a discount at Country Buffet.

44 comments:

  1. BEST. AP. EVER!!!!! LMFAO!

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  2. wow what a caring son you have haha. but seriously. i want to do that to my mom hahahahahahah. that's going to be the first app i add to my iphone

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  3. hahahaha.....that is so awesome!

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  4. Hm, I'll stay away from that one! I've always said I am open to plastic surgery:)

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  5. hahaha....I'll have to try and get that app...too funny!

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  6. Oh god that's horrible looking! No offense. :-)

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  7. when i first looked at the pic i thought 'dang! she really is getting worked from the whole triathlon/marathon outdoor exposure. poor gal!' HA!

    love the app!

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  8. Will I ever look at your blog and not laugh? I don't think so!

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  9. Awesome!! so funny!

    Cheers from Hong Kong!

    "XTB" Xavi.

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  10. What a lovely, kind boy your son is! Doesn't he know not to bite the hand that feeds him?!

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  11. ROTFL - not sure I want to see myself.

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  12. yikes! at least your sweet enough to laugh about it! I might have to take away the I-touch :)

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  13. That is hilarious! As much as I am curious as to what I would look like, I don't think I want to scare myself just yet! LOL

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  14. Not only homeless, but looks more like a man...?!? To which you do not at all look like normally, keeps you on your toes that boy!

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  15. That's great - I wonder if they have an old AND fat app?

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  16. OMG, you always make me laugh. But, that pic is hilarious. We were just in Vegas this weekend and your pic reminds me of most of the women who live on/near Fremont street. Meth/homeless/etc just like you said. I'm going to have my son get that app too, but I am not brave enough to post the pics. Aren't you glad you can inspire people?

    LOL, love the blog. Keep making us laugh.

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  17. I think I would prefer to see myself in an app that shows how I look with Botox injections and and eye lift.

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  18. we did our 3 year old. That will freak out a dad!.

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  19. OMG are people really sending you photos to morph? Sounds like a death wish. You are my hero for posting yours. Is there an app that shows what my ass sound look like with butt implants? now THAT I want to see.

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  20. Laughing out loud over here. That App would be such a fun waste of time.

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  21. HA! You even LOOK crotchety. Is that even possible? Quick...how many times have you yelled at people for being on your lawn this week?

    If I can remember, i'm going to email you a picture. Everyone says that I have a baby face, it is time to remedy that!

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  22. Hilarious. I don't think I could handle seeing my frightening future!

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  23. Thanks, I spit my coffee out all over my keyboard!
    **at any rate, you would fit in nicely in FL!

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  24. OMFG! Katie told me I had to come check out your blog today but Holy crap woman!

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  25. LOL The first thing I thought of when I saw that pic "meth head" now where are the blackened out teeth? lol

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  26. i must download and morph myself... maybe it will help me on days i dont want to exercise.

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  27. There really IS an app for everything! so funny!

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  28. Bwah!!! Frightening! Better lather up on the sunscreen pre-run.

    I want an app that shows you pics, post nose job.

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  29. Oh my god! That is just crazy! I had no idea there was an app like that!

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  30. I'm pretty sure it's OLD Country Buffet. At least here in upstate NY it is.

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  31. (Ummm, that was supposed to be a joke with the word "OLD" given the topic of this post - not snarky know it all comment!)

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  32. Holy crap!! That app is funny as long as no one uses it on me!! ha ha

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  33. Ha ha ha! That looks pretty funny, even with the wrinkles in your hair ;)

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  34. That is freaking funny.
    I love that the wrinkles go over your hair. Who doesn't want wrinkled bangs, really?

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  35. Oh Lordy. I guess I'm not missing much by not having an iTouch then? HA!

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  36. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    ***thud*** b/c ulyana falls unconscious

    i think the caption is what makes it funny - clever boy you've got, haha

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  37. Oh my!

    I could hardly say my next word.

    Oh my!

    Ahahah!


    kisha
    fitness cards

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