Running tip: If you have always wanted to run naked, but didn’t know how to go about doing it without being arrested, check out the Naked Pumpkin Run website. Good old fashioned fun!
I’ve got something brewing. I’ve had it brewing for a couple of weeks now. And, I’m going to let it out.
Those who know me and know this blog are likely worried I’m about to have a colon blow. But, alas, it is nothing like that. Not even close. This is something you will like, something that won’t revolt you and doesn’t smell. I might go so far as to say this is something you will love. And, if this wasn’t my blog, I would be all over becoming a part of this thing.
You are not going to believe this giveaway/contest. There are two parts, so listen up. Or, if you don’t read my blog out loud, then read up:
Outside PR, a company that represents such faves as Ryder’s Eyewear, GoLite, Road I.D., Sugoi and GU, helped score the amazing products for this contest/giveaway. Devon of Outside PR (who is a she, not a he) did this up right. Thanks Devon and thanks to GoLite and Ryders!
Here we go.
For the giveaway, there will be two winners, a female and a male. Here are your prizes:
For the female winner:
GoLite Cottonwood Run Tank $50
GoLite Tilly Jane Run Skirt $60
Ryders Drill Sunglasses: $39.99
For the male winner:
GoLite Wildwood Shirt $45
GoLite Mesa Short $40
Ryders Eyewear Drill Sunglasses $39.99
Combined, this is $275 worth of stuff from GoLite and Ryders Eyewear! Nothing to sneeze at.
There are several ways to enter to win, each that will give you points:
- Submit a picture of yourself to email@example.com in your most ridiculous and idiotic running gear. Don’t be shy. Showing skin, fat, wedgies, camel toes, etc is fine if it’s not too profane. Let me see your style! Go for shock value! Show me why you need some new clothes!: +5 entries (I will enter your entries manually in the comments to be sure you get your credit).
- Leave a comment as to why you want to win the gear: +1 entry
- Become a follower of this blog and leave a comment telling me so: +1 entry
- Link back to this giveaway from your blog and leave comment telling me so: +1 entry
- Become a FB Fan or follower on Twitter of Ryders Eyewear and leave comment telling me so +1 entry
- Become a FB Fan or follower on Twitter of GoLite and leave comment telling me so +1 entry
Note: You do not have to submit a picture to enter the giveaway. Just do one of the above for an entry (or entries).
Please leave a comment for each of the above so you get your correct number of entries!
One female and one male winner will be selected randomly on April 12th.
Photo entries from the top contenders (at my discretion) for both male and females will be published on my blog on April 13th. Readers can then vote on these photos. On April 19th, the female and male winners with the most votes will each win:
GoLite: Rush Pack $70
So, get busy. Find the grossest/ugliest/outdated/worst running gear. Undress yourself. Observe yourself in the mirror for a moment like you usually do when you’re naked. Put on your grossest/ugliest/outdated/worst running gear. Set the self timer, or find someone who won’t make fun of you to take your picture. Email it to me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Sit back and wait for your victory!
As an example, here’s me in some a stupid ass running get-up. I know you can do better than this:
In small writing:
- Enter now through Monday, April 12, at noon (Mountain time).
- Only residents of the US and Canada, please
- Winners of the random drawing to be announced Tuesday, April 13.
- You guys will vote on the top photo entries from Tuesday, April 13 to Sunday April 18.
- Winners of the photo contest to be announced Monday, April 19.
- All of this cool stuff for the giveaway was provided by Outside PR from GoLite and Ryder’s Eyewear. I didn’t pay for any of it.