I love these posts. It lets me tell you the stupid (and mostly insignificant) little secrets I have. I like to think we all do tiny benign things that make us human. And, I love it when you tell me yours in the comments.
I know for me, crop dusting is usually at the top of the list. This reminds me of a fart story I had in the liquor store awhile back. I hadn’t thought about that in awhile. You have to read it HERE.
Here are this week’s confessions:
1. I bought these cookies only because I knew my kids hate coconut and almonds. It’s all about me. I happen to love coconut and almonds. I guess another confession can be that there is blood in the picture below and I don’t know where it came from. But I swear I didn’t cut anyone with a knife when they were trying to take a cookie.
2. Tomorrow I am going to a Swim Lab with my new Ironman Boulder training group. I will be evaluated and judged for my poor technique. I do not like this. Sometimes I’d rather be a bad swimmer than be critiqued. I will wear this outfit to make sure I am well respected and taken seriously:
3. I took the necklace off the mannequin at Old Navy. I couldn’t find it anywhere else in the store and I wanted it. That in and of itself is not a big deal except that stealing it from the mannequin required climbing on the display stand and messing up the whole outfit. I still cannot figure out why my kids don’t like shopping with me.
4. Heidi did a double crap in someone’s yard and I only had one bag. I had used the bag to pick up crap #1 and wasn’t going to untie it to pick up crap #2. So I did what any law abiding citizen would do and kicked crap #2 into the street (this of course would be inadvisable with diarrhea).
This is not Heidi. This is a re-enactment from Google images
5. I spent several minutes yesterday watching this video of an infrared camera recording people in the airport farting and questioning if it is really real. I wondered obsessively that if it was real how I could get my hands on one because seriously, I can hardly imagine a better form of entertainment.
6. I went to get my free carwash on my birthday and they said they don’t do that anymore unless you are part of the frequent washer’s club. I said I was, which is not true because I only go once a year.
Those are my biggies.
Give me one confession for the week. You’ll feel better.
Ever have your swimming or running form critiqued? Yes, both. Let’s just say it is an ongoing process.
PS: I have a really cool giveaway coming up this week, so don’t forget to check back mid-week.
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Love the Fart Cam. I buy Coconut Gelato, and know it will always be in the freezer when I want some. My kids hate coconut too.
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ReplyDeleteI believe I shall have my swim critiqued tomorrow too.
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ReplyDeleteI remember that swim pic. You are so cool. It's the dark goggles.
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The infrared fart thing better be real - that was awesome.
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