I'd like to say we could put this episode behind us, but there is some unfinished business to attend to.
First of all, Ken pointed out, as did Alison, that it was impossible to figure out which body part this was:
It is actually my knee. Here is the full picture. Sorry for the confusion:
Secondly, I would give my left nut (if I had one) to watch the surveillance video of myself falling off the treadmill, but I'm pretty sure that everyone who works at the gym has worn out the video by now. I can just hear it, "Hey Jake. You've got to see this. This stupid chick actually steps onto a moving treadmill. Check this out" and, "Why don't we go get a keg for tonight and watch that girl falling off the treadmill a few hundred times."
In the absence of such a video, the only mature thing to do was to create a re-enactment for your viewing pleasure. I warn you, I look really ridiculous in this video, but I ask you: who looks cool while falling off of a treadmill?
Dramatization. Do not try this at home:
Just catching up on your post from yesterday! OUCH!!! Was that lady still trying to calculate mileage for her run!?? WTF? HAHAHA, love the reenactment!!! Glad you're ok!
ReplyDeleteI love how you keep moving backwards, simulating the treadmill belt throwing you back. Try and get that knee healed!
ReplyDeletehahaha I nominate you for an emmy for that performance!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! You totally crack me up. I am happy you did not get hurt too bad!
ReplyDeleteLove the video!! It really put it all in perspective :)
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I wasn't the only one who was unsure what body part you were showing us...I thought I had missed something!
Buhahahahahahahah!!!! I missed the treadmill post,so I had to read it too. That's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteWhy would someone just walk away and leave the thing running? That was stupid.
That's hilarious! I like how you still went backwards in your simulation!!!
ReplyDeletehahaha omg the reenactment was prob better than the real thing. I have to admit... I knew the picture was supposed to be your knee, but I couldn't exactly figure it out until you showed the whole pic!
ReplyDelete-Stephanie
I just love your sense of humor :)
ReplyDeleteGreat simulation!
ReplyDeleteVery funny Beth:)
ReplyDeleteIs there a keg party somewhere?
ReplyDeleteCan't stop hitting replay! LMAO!
ReplyDeletethat video just made my life better
ReplyDeleteYou are hilarious! Thank you for that.
ReplyDeleteOMG!! The last part kills me! :) Thanks for making me smile!
ReplyDeleteLOL...I can't even type. I'm laughing too hard. Not AT you. WITH you.
ReplyDeleteHAHA! You're hilarious! Glad you didn't get hurt too bad.
ReplyDeleteSo, you know how sometimes during a run you hold onto the side bars and pop your feet off to the side while the mill is still going, just to grab a drink or something... yeah, I did that once but didn't pop out far enough. Spread eagle off the end of the belt. Not a great day.
I am now your #1 fan.
ReplyDeleteAgain, I feel bad for laughing but cannot help it. This is so going to be me one day I can feel it...
ReplyDeleteAwesome. Just plain awesome.
ReplyDeleteSo, when's the sequel coming out?
I just laughed out loud in my cubicle. People are asking if I'm ok. haha.
ReplyDeleteThat is the best re-enactment I have ever seen. You must really love us. Thank you.
ReplyDeletebahahahhahaha i love this video and i love that you cracked up at my stupid grape story! :)
ReplyDeleteWell, at least you had those giant breasts to break your fall...
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure which was better the verbal or the visual...both so funny! Thanks for the smile today!
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOOOODNESSSSS>>> you are so funny! thanks for sharing!!! so fun!
ReplyDeletecareful out there now ... :)
re-enactment, really? whose idea was that?
ReplyDeleteI know I said this yesterday, but I will have to retract it because I didn't know this was coming! BEST.POST.EVER!!!!!!!! I puffy heart you! If I could get away with it, I would also re-enact me slamming my thigh into the paper shredder. But I have a feeling my business partner and our employee would finally agree I lost it! Hope you're healing!
ReplyDeleteThat was so much funnier that what I was making up in my head.
ReplyDeleteWell. I'm done catching up on blogs after this. No more blogs ever. This was the be-all end-all of blog posts.
ReplyDeletehaha! That was pretty funny! Good acting skills how you bounced along the treadmill. :O) but. i know it hurt.
ReplyDeleteHAAH wonderful I needed that ( ;
ReplyDeleteLOL oh man, that re-enactment cracked me up! Had to watch it a few times =) thanks for the vid and hope you heal soon!
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