I'd like to say we could put this episode behind us, but there is some unfinished business to attend to.
First of all, Ken pointed out, as did Alison, that it was impossible to figure out which body part this was:
Ken actually thought it was my nose, which is really funny if you take a minute to imagine it as my nose. Big freaking nose.
It is actually my knee. Here is the full picture. Sorry for the confusion:
Secondly, I would give my left nut (if I had one) to watch the surveillance video of myself falling off the treadmill, but I'm pretty sure that everyone who works at the gym has worn out the video by now. I can just hear it, "Hey Jake. You've got to see this. This stupid chick actually steps onto a moving treadmill. Check this out" and, "Why don't we go get a keg for tonight and watch that girl falling off the treadmill a few hundred times."
In the absence of such a video, the only mature thing to do was to create a re-enactment for your viewing pleasure. I warn you, I look really ridiculous in this video, but I ask you: who looks cool while falling off of a treadmill?
Dramatization. Do not try this at home: