Here is what I made for Emma's class party:
Just because I fart a lot and have accidents when I run does not mean I am not Martha Stewart. Make no mistake. I might not have spent much time in prison and I might not make my own underwear, but I can be crafty when the occasion calls for it.
I was thinking to myself how funny it would be to get some really off color conversation hearts. Then I realized I was just one google away from them. And voila!
But, you have to be careful what you're looking for online, because the same search gave me this:
After dinner nipple anyone? Seriously, if I ever own a restaurant everyone is getting these with their check.
For VD, we live it up over here. I make the kids heart-shaped waffles and yogurt parfaits. If I was really cool I'd say I put flax in waffle mix and use Greek yogurt for the parfaits, but this is a running blog not a healthy eating blog. We don't do that around here. After the waffle/parfait extravaganza, we ship the kids off to
What are you doing for VD?? Do you love it or hate it? Do you love or hate this large font and red lettering?
Drinking: Yogi Detox Tea