Bed Size: Queen because I am a queen. Wish I were a king, though. Glad I’m not a twin.
Chore You Hate: Cleaning out the skids
Dogs?: Three legged, one eyed Cocker Spaniel named Lucky who has lengthy penis licking sessions each and every day.
Essential Start Your Day Item: Pee, brush teeth, coffee
Favorite Color: Don’t have one. Changes too often.
Gold or Silver? Platinum because remember I’m a queen
Instruments You Play: Butt horn
Job Title: Freelance Writer, Home Study Contractor (social worker)
Kids: Emma age 9, Sam age 13
Nicknames: Betty, Booty, Hon, Mom, Mother Earth
Overnight Hospital Stays? Pregnancies only unless you count Emma having surgery and me staying there with her overnight (2006)
Pet Peeve: ABC blog games
Quote from a Movie: Airplane
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Right or Left Handed? Right
Siblings: Older brother by three years: David (see above)
Time You Wake Up? 6:30 a.m.
Underwear: An assortment depending on what is planned for the day – running, biking – commando. Regular day – low rise lacey things. Time of the month: junk underwear. Never thongs. Don’t like them.
Vegetable You Dislike: None
What Makes You Run Late: Diarrhea
X-Rays You've Had Done: Wrist, foot, knee, mammograms, etc.
Yummy Food You Make: Chocolate cake, taco salad, Butterfinger cookies
Zoo, Favorite Animal: Polar bear
Bet you didn’t know about the thong thing or the butt horn,