Yes, the suits came!! I told you all a couple of weeks ago that I was going to be living on the edge. I ordered not one, but two, grab bag suits from swim outlet. Basically, you pay a super low price and they select the suit to send to you.
I couldn’t go on wearing my see-through piece of crap. The lifeguards were getting all turned on and the pussy posse kept telling me to go to confession.
At least it’s not as bad as this. Or is it?:
The suits were a success. But, what do you think? As promised, I am modeling them in all of their glory.
Suit #1 (TYR):
Very versatile. You can sweep the floor in it.
You can play in the snow in it while the neighbors look on and shake their heads. MYOB (mind your own business):
You can jump in it and nearly hit your head on the ceiling:
Or, just pose in it:
Suit #2 (Speedo). A bit more risqué.
You can look at the price tag and feel proud that you only paid $19.99 for it. That’s a savings of $52, so I’m going to Target later to spend that on stuff I don’t need.
You can blog in it:
Or, show your back side in it and hope it makes your butt look good. At least it’s not hairy:
Or, you can wonder why in the hell these strings are attached? And if you should get that mole checked.
Overall, I’d say this grab bag deal is quite a success. I’d highly recommend it to you and your loved ones.
Going to put some clothes on,