Monday, January 3, 2011

From See Through to Super Model

Sheesh. You all are bossy. Option A it is. Going to get the airline tickets to Boston. If I can't run at least I can cheer on the sidelines in my new grab bag suits.

Yes, the suits came!! I told you all a couple of weeks ago that I was going to be living on the edge. I ordered not one, but two, grab bag suits from swim outlet. Basically, you pay a super low price and they select the suit to send to you.

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I couldn’t go on wearing my see-through piece of crap. The lifeguards were getting all turned on and the pussy posse kept telling me to go to confession.

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At least it’s not as bad as this. Or is it?:

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The suits were a success. But, what do you think? As promised, I am modeling them in all of their glory.

Suit #1 (TYR):

Very versatile. You can sweep the floor in it.

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You can play in the snow in it while the neighbors look on and shake their heads. MYOB (mind your own business):

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You can jump in it and nearly hit your head on the ceiling:

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Suit #2 (Speedo). A bit more risqué.

You can look at the price tag and feel proud that you only paid $19.99 for it. That’s a savings of $52, so I’m going to Target later to spend that on stuff I don’t need.

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You can blog in it:

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Or, show your back side in it and hope it makes your butt look good. At least it’s not hairy:

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Or, you can  wonder why in the hell these strings are attached? And if you should get that mole checked.

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Overall, I’d say this grab bag deal is quite a success. I’d highly recommend it to you and your loved ones.

Going to put some clothes on,

SUAR

63 comments:

  1. Ok, you may have convinced me to give that a try sometime (but I will NOT be modeling them!). Number one is especially cute.

    Glad you're going to Boston!

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  2. Looks like you got a great deal! And if I had a bod like that I'd only put photos up in my bathing suits. Here's to 2011 for bikini shots!

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  3. #1 is cute! I like it! Bright and happy :-)

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  4. YAY! Love the new suits!! Esp the blue bikini!! Can't wait for you to be at Boston!

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  5. Wow, these will go over really well in Boston! The strings are to tie on some gel packs I think.

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  6. Wow good deal on those suits! Can't believe you went outside in the snow wearing that. You're sooo funny; i always look forward to your posts. Can't wait to hear how the running goes this season! Best of luck to you!

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  7. wow you totally lucked out with those suits! they look great. and hizzah for boston. i cannot wait

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  8. Love them! Splish does the same with their grab bag:) You look great, look at those arms you developed!

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  9. Looks like you scored big time with the grab bag. You should reserve the see through suit for special occasions. ;)

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  10. Nicely done! Loved that you posed in the snow in your swimsuit. :)

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  11. Ahem, should you be jumping on that hip you've been taking such good care of? ;)

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  12. I am about to get on my trainer and saw you posted and ran to check it out.

    I don't know a thing about swimsuits but I do know quads when I see them and there they are in the jumping picture.

    Holy Quads Batman!!!!!

    BTW - did the hip hurt when you landed? Gotta keep you on the straight and narrow for Beantown.

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  13. Something about that shot of you blogging in a bikini… I am cracking up at the expression on your face! Wow, though, you look awesome in a swimsuit! Those legs!

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  14. Kovas-Ha!! Best facial expressions ever! I agree with Katie V. If I had that body ALL my pics would be in swimsuits! You got a steal-both those suits are cute! Glad you're getting the Boston tickets!!! Yay!

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  15. I really like the first one. Hilarious about your see-through one!!

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  16. oh yes, love the suit and love the poses!
    Cheers,
    LC

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  17. Hahaha... You make 'em look hot!

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  18. Two things:

    I'd like to think that your neighbors are WAY past even noticing when you do crazy stuff. "What the crap is beth up to NOW, Margot?" "What ISN"T she up to, Todd?"

    I love how you were so excited about swim suit #2 that you didn't take the tags off in the bloging picture. ha!!

    BTW - if you are a colorado state or a CU fan, you'll love my post today

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  19. Us? BOSSY? Us???? You asked.

    Put some clothes on? What on earth for? Or wait, do you mean clothes like woman walking her child? Love the slippers.

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  20. Great suits! Guess it was worth the risk. Your legs look great. I guess the pussy posse knows the real secret to getting tone legs : )

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  21. Girl: I love the suits. I want to try it. Love your slippers too. Congratulations on going to Boston. I love your post and it makes me smile. I look forward to it daily.

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  22. Nice! Makes me want to come to Boston, as if I didn't already want to.

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  23. Those are both really cute!! I would have thought they would be hideous or one would be hideous and the other just ok but those are both very cool!

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  24. Yup thats how TYR rolls. They never make anything stupid looking.

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  25. I think those are the best grab bag suits I've seen... lucky you! Love the photo shoot.

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  26. Love the grab bag! But too cold in the snow.

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  27. you have no boobs like me. Instead I have a great set of pectorals. Doesnt sound as sexy when I say it like that.

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  28. They are really cute - I really love that you kept the slippers on for the photo shoot :)

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  29. Wow - great deals! And the slippers - Jen is right. I am soooo replacing my cute little boots with fuzzy slippers! :)

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  30. Love. Maybe my next suit will be grab bag.

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  31. Super cute and great deals! Love that website!

    Christy
    http://christy-goingthedistance.blogspot.com/

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  32. Love the suits!! You made me laugh so much with your pictures and comments :)

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  33. No, that mole looks fine. You scored with those suits.

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  34. OH. My. Gawd. Can you please send me the see thru swim suit???? I've been wanting to clear out some lanes at the pool and I think this may work.

    That grab bag looks pretty fun, may have to try it.

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  35. Score on the grab bag! I never knew bathing suits were so versitle.

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  36. Swim suit and slippers ROCK!!
    Only you could wear a swimsuit on a public blog and look so damn good!

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  37. Fellow bloggers can thank me for NOT ordering a swimsuit online then modeling it for them. YOU on the other hand can pull that stuff off. Looking good--sweet deals.

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  38. Great modeling. You have convinced me. Going to buy a new suit this week to replace the one that is four sizes too big I have been wearing.

    I don't know if I can be counted on to model them on my blog though..............

    (Mole looks fine to me, but what do i know?)

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  39. I was looking on your sidebar for the picture of you with Dean and it's nowhere to be found! Are you suddenly modest? I want that damn picture back up so I can show my friends that I "know" someone that ran with Dean. Don't you know we use you for our own bragging rights?

    You get to run soon!!! soon soon soon.

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  40. OK you look great in your new swimsuit, and if you are jumping like that your hip must be doing well. come on Boston

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  41. love them both.
    ready to hit the pool now.

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  42. I love them both, but I think a brown bag would look good on your body. Nice legs! What a deal on the suits, too!

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  43. You are a riot. Dead serious, I love your personality!

    Nice steal on those suits!

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  44. Um (scratching head), uh - yeah I got nothin'.

    Happy New Year!

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  45. I think I will miss the see-through suit! Love the new ones, though. And you look super hot in the two piece Speedo suit. I think I'll check into the Grab Bag suits myself for next summer!

    Run on. In the pool wearing your awesome new suits!

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  46. AWESOME! You look great in both! And you CRACK ME UP ALWAYS!!! Thanks for being you and Happy New Year!!!!! ;)

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  47. Great suits! You look awesome in them as well! Enjoy the new suits!

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  48. Great suits! Was reading this blog (http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/10/regular-wrecks.html) and thought of you...if you read you'll know why : )

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  49. You look fab in your suits, but I dare say there was little doubt you wouldn't, unless it was the one in your original post, which would be the suits fault. Those look like nice, quality suits! ++Kudos for you for going out in the snow in it! :)

    PS. Even with the aid of Photoshop's smudge and blur tools, I still wouldn't have the courage to model and post!

    PSS. thanks for your comments re Dash & DC, I agree on both accounts!

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  50. if i could wear a suit and look like you, i'd do the grab bag, too!

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  51. hilarious! I love the first one....and you always need a good suit for sweeping :)

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  52. ok you don't know me but you made my day so thank you for that! I needed to laugh...now I am not laughing at you of course..right ok you get it I am sure. I like the suit-slipper combo! that's the look to go with!

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  53. LOL! great suits!! Have a great time in Boston, preferably RUNNING!!

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  54. You have to keep both of them.

    I mean, you can't possibly blog in a one-piece! Nor, can you sweep the floor in a 2 piece.

    Who does that anymore?! :)

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  55. Your camera does a mean vaginal zoom. Nice suits,esp for the price. Good lord you have a rockin body. I think I might just have to sucker punch you. It just makes sense.
    Happy 2011!

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  56. You look just like a model. I especially love the one of you playing in the snow (if only there was a neighbor in the corner of the picture trying to figure you out lol)

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