Only watch this news video from this morning if:
- You want to see me pull things out of my non-existent cleavage (1:32 in)
- You want to see how tall Dimity from RLAM really is
- You want to see some new Sports Skirts stuff
- You want to learn more about the Skirt Chaser 5K
- You feel like telling me 90 reasons why I should never consider walking any runway, except maybe to catch a plane.