Today I got my skirt chased. In fact, I got “dicked” (opposite of “chicked”) by somewhere around 15 guys although it was 90 degrees and I was so hot and parched I didn’t give a crap. The guys started 3 minutes after the girls, so getting dicked that many times doesn’t make me look or feel very good (TWSS).
Kathy and me. Love that shirt!
Seriously. The Skirt Chaser 5K started at 3:00 p.m. and cry me a river, but I struggled in the heat. I finished in 22 and something minutes, but by my watch it was only just shy of 3 miles.
The real fun came when the beer started flowing and “That 80s Band” took the stage. This was actually the band that played at my 40th birthday party. We 44 year olds know how to bust a move to the oldies like “I Like Big Butts” and “Pour Some Sugar on Me.” I even did a front handspring and I’m not kidding. I have witnesses. I might feel that one in the morning.
Here is a friend I found to dance with:
I even have the cute white-woman-overbite we get when we’re really concentrating:
Emma hanging with the lead singer, who she wants to be when she grows up:
He may look like just another pretty face in a dress, but he is Will Kelsay pro triathlete for Timex. He mostly specializes in Xterra Triathlons and he is as nice as they come. Plus, his hourglass figure and that special something hiding under his dress really turned us all on. Will, if you are reading like you promised, nice to meet ‘cha.
I also snuggled up to this hunk of love, although he scared me a little. He might be Richard Simmon’s brother. I think my son, Sam, is scarred for life. Although he did ask if this could be his new FB profile picture.
I will say that Skirt Sports did an amazing job with this race. They have found the perfect way to combine running with looking good and having fun. And a bonus: running through the Bronco’s stadium at the end was a blast!
Next up, Denver Rock ‘n Roll Half next weekend with Team Marathon Bar. Can’t wait.
Did you race this weekend?
Do you ever wear costumes when you run? I have yet to do this myself.