Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Body Part

Okay, okay. Get off my back. I’ll tell you what body part this is, if you can really pretend to care:

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Most guessed it was my neck. Thanks a lot. I have been at Target for the last five hours buying every scarf I can get my hands on.

Some guessed it was the “crotch” between my thumb and forefinger or part of my ankle. Nope.

Then there was XLMIC’s guess that it was “elbow vag,” which I was certain had to be in the Urban Dictionary. And yes it is, but it has NOTHING to do with what we’re talking about here and it’s nasty. No link provided because I am classy (since when?), but you can always go look yourself under “vagina elbow.”

At last, it was Erica who got it right! She said, “That flabby area in front of the armpit?” Erica I don’t have any info on you. If want a sticker or Jolly Rancher because it will make your life better, email me at shutuprun@gmail.com.

I don’t usually wear a running a shirt with jeans, but had to do a quickie change to give you the full effect.

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You might think that his part of my boob. But it is really just aging and saggy skin.

Off to work. Stop by later for a sweet giveaway.

SUAR

40 comments:

  1. Oh my gosh - it's the beginnings of the dreaded bra overhang. Time for a workout video or something!

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  2. haha, this is funny! And I have it too - can't figure out where it comes from (and I'm only 27)...sigh....

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  3. I find it hard to believe anything could be aging or saggy on you.

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  4. I cannot get rid of my armpit sag. Dare I say it oddly comforting that you have it too? I blame it on having kids. I swear it wasn't there before I had them.

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  5. I thought it was your hand. Armpit sag? OMG When does that start?

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  6. Add some 'used to be fat' stretch marks in there and now you've got something...

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  7. Damn....I am always capable of picking out side-tit. And here I failed. Karen is going to be very upset with me.

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  8. and just how the hell do we get rid of aging and saggy skin short of surgery? No matter how thin I may be, or how much weight training I do, I still have that stupid "spot". When you discover the secret, as I'm sure you will, please sure! I'll send you a jolly rancher!

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  9. Do you know how many clients ask me, "Can we work on getting rid of my armpit fat?" I HATE that question! However, I love that you posted the picture proving to people that armpit fat has nothing to do with being "fat". Toned, super sexy, sarcastic women have it, too. It's the curse of being a woman. We should get a tax write off for that.

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  10. My boobs ARE just aging, saggy skin. With nipples on top. >:/

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  11. I am all too familiar with that.. I looked at that picture and knew exactly what it was! It's right up there with the little under-the-triceps jiggle. Every time I check my watch when I'm running, it wobbles, and I just want to scream at it, "stop doing that!".

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  12. OMG. I can't wait to read your blog posts. I think I love you! Hee hee!

    Speaking of saggy: My girlfriend keeps telling me that I have no ass. I told her that I have one. It's just trying to escape down my legs. Guess I should start doing some lunges?

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  13. LOL... omg... we really were on the SAME freakin' wavelength yesterday! Hilarious. My armpit vagina is way plumper than yours... probably because I still have pretty enormous boobs for such a skinny wench. I have to seriously pack them into my double sportsbra ensemble when I go running... that is probably why my AV looks so much fatter.... because of the overflowing from the packing.

    I am so glad you gave us some resolution on this... whew. Now I can go on with my day :)

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  14. hahaha! XLMIC's comment is hilar! I wonder what other places have "___ Vag" on our bodies? I have belly vag when I sit down in a bikini.

    Please, you are crazy toned Beth!!

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  15. That's called barm - not your boob, not your arm - barm.

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  16. wow. hilarious....
    thought of you this mornming while i watched your boyfriend dean run into nyc!!

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  17. I'll take that if I can have your abs ;)

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  18. I keep invisioning gel type deoderant.

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  19. I was going to guess crotch biscuit (triangular flab on upper inner thigh) but I knew that wasn't it. I really just like to say that phrase...

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  20. Seriously, it looks like you had to really press your arm down to show it. One of those things that I don't think anybody else would notice on your otherwise great body!

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  21. Barm? Crotch Biscuit? Vagina Elbow? Dying here...

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  22. Alice and i thought it was elbow.
    Edited your Digital Running story last night! It's coming soon!

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  23. I love the way you celebrate every wrinkle and sag. I wouldn't say you're aging gracefully - more like outrageously.

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  24. I feel better now, it's not just me.... thanks! :)

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  25. You had to look really, really hard to 'find' that. Your body is gorgeous and that's all anyone notices, believe me.

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  26. This was totally my first guess! I love these kinds of questions!! Hilarious!

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  27. Don't worry you look totally fine :) I share your feelings about stretch marks. I just wanted to share about stretch marks removal which is a site that has some good info for people like us :)

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  28. Try and how to tighten skin treatment and I am sure that will help out a ton!

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