Do you ever see stuff that makes you scratch your head? Ironies and contradictions all over the place?
At the risk of sounding really bright, I call these things oxymorons. Like jumbo-shrimp or butt-head or family-vacation.
Get it? Because going on vacation with your family is not a vacation!! And how could you be a butt and a head at the same time??
Here are today’s contradictions in action. I witnessed the following:
- There was a woman riding her bike vigorously down my street while smoking a cigarette.
- Then dude in a car with a “Make Love, Not War” bumper sticker cut me off.
- Later, a woman in Wal-Mart gave her a child a spanking while saying “We don’t hit!”
Life is confusing. People are confusing. All I can say is…
I don’t know what else to do. Except that I just made these cookies:
(My son just asked why the cookies have crayons in them like when our dog eats crayons and poops. C’mon. They’re sprinkles. Would I really put crayons in cookies? Well maybe but only on April Fools Day or when I’m feeling especially sassy).
And I wore this new shirt that is so kick-ass for yoga and now the world makes sense again. This shirt – seriously, you need it. It is tech-ish fabric, built in bra, from Athleta. Click HERE to see more.
Yes, if you zoom in you can see my hairy armpits. That is not an oxymoron. That is just me being a moron.
Look! I zoomed for you just so you wouldn’t have to make the extra effort. I really need to get that one LONG hair. That is SICK!
What doesn’t make sense to you? Besides the last picture.