I basically had children so they could entertain me and get me stuff from the fridge. Here are some funny, yet disturbing letters from kids that are not mine (found HERE):
Almost makes me want to send me kids away somewhere just so I can get letters.
What’s your favorite? Mine is a toss up between the “fart” one and the “p-nus” one. I also loved the “you are fat” surprise.
PS: Thanks, Devon, for sending this on!
Being an elementary teacher, I get some good ones...the best was one calling me a pisass (instead of Prince) in a picture. Just awesome!
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, I showed it to her mom- she laughed!
ReplyDeleteThese are great. The camp one is my favorite, hands-down.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteI cracked up over the Christmas and you are fat one AND the p-nus one! Soooo funny!
ReplyDeleteThey are all hilarious, but the 'you are fat' as a Christmas p.s. got me to most :)
ReplyDeletefreaking laughing out loud and sending this immediately to mother-of-three sister. the one of the girl running away is especially cute, because she's still giving her parents a chance to work things out ("say good bye forever") and she tells them she'll be packing tonight. hilarious!
ReplyDeletethis had me laughing out loud! my favorite is the piece of poo one. i love how conflicted she is saying "i love you" and then "i hate you" and then "i love you" again...i seriously remember writing letters like that to my mom! and i am sure my daughter (age 6) will be writing me some in the near future God help me!
ReplyDeleteHa! I can't wait til my kids are literate.
ReplyDeleteOMG they're all freakin hilarious. I can't pick a favorite!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely the fart one! Being wrongfully blamed for a fart is a definite reason to leave home.
ReplyDeleteOf course they aren't from your kids, you'd never give away credit for a fart.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I loved them all, like everyone else. The one that made me go, what? Was "My friends hate when I say eggs, so I'm trying to stop". Seriously I'm gonna need some more info on that one...
holy crap- this is bringing me out of my blog stalker comfort zone. This is too hilarious NOT to comment!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, you are fat. HA! This made my day :).
Haaa. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was 8 or 9 I spent the summer on my grandmother's ranch and wrote my parents a letter that opened with, "Dear Mom and Dad, I miss you but not very much."
Awe kids, you gotta love. lol
ReplyDeleteAnd you are fat! HAHA!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteToo funny. I had to call my husband down to read them. We were laughing to tears! Our favourite was from Josh - very random. Thanks for the great laugh!! :)
ReplyDeleteI usually only come here for the 70.3 race reports but every single one of those is a classic. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteOh, fabulous. I'm too much of a chicken to have kids myself, but I LOVE that other people do so that I can reap the lolz. Hilarious. :)
ReplyDeleteLove them all.
ReplyDeleteWhy do they have to grow up into teenagers???
I would have assumed the first one was from one of your kids if I didn't know otherwise.
ReplyDeleteHaha, amazing! I'm loving the P-nus. I may start spelling it like that in the future. (Who am I kidding? How often do I really write down that word?)
ReplyDeleteA smack in the privates always hurts but is also always worth a laugh!
ReplyDeleteSomebody probably should have told you there are far, far, FAR cheaper ways to entertain yourself than by having children. Ways with less emotional investment, and ones that don't involve cleaning up someone else's poop.
ReplyDeleteBut it's too late now, for you. That feeling you have towards them? Being a child free adult, I call it a coping strategy.
Hands down the fart one. "when I dident"
ReplyDeleteHilarious. I always wondered why Hallmark didn't make an "i'm sorry I called you a pioece of poo" card. I think my fave is the Christmas card with the p.s. "you are fat". LOL!
ReplyDeleteAwesome. P-Nus is my favorite but I also want to know why that kids friends hate it when he says eggs.
ReplyDeleteUnless he's dropping those egg bombs why is eggs such a bad word. I could say eggs all day long and not be bothered by it.
Impossible to choose -- so many, if not all, are HILARIOUS!!!
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHAH! Best way to start my Friday. Laughing out loud.
ReplyDeleteThe p-nus is pretty great and so is the apology for calling their mom a piece of POO. HAHA!
Kids are hilarious and incredibly blunt. I have had so many kids tell me I have a bug on my neck and I have to correct them and tell them it's a mole. And if you ever have a zit on your face and a kid sees it, they will surely point it out and ask "what is that red thing on your face?" That's always fun.
The one from camp, for sure!
ReplyDeleteI just had a laugh-cry over this one this morning. You're kids are a riot eh? Can't wait to have some monsters of my own, after reading those!
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Too funny! Reminded me of the letter my son wrote for me telling me that I am the best Mom that he will ever have!
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