It is too soon to tell if I am out of the woods yet, but 8 miles felt great today. I had very little pain the whole time, just the occasional twinge that would send waves of passing paranoia. This was probably the best “longer” run I have had in months. Ken even joined me but I warned him I was going to be slow and I didn’t want any complaining. There would be no smart ass comments like, “You’re so slow I bet it takes you two hours to watch ‘60 Minutes’!”
He was very kind and stuck with the snail’s pace. I was glad to have him along to document some things:
I do think the ART work that Matt is doing is making a huge difference. I also think all the rest, rolling and stretching isn’t hurting either. Vegas, here I come. I might be slow as Mario Lopez in NY, but I will be running.
So, I’d like to take a little survey. I was with some girlfriend on Friday night. Over wine and Izze/vodka cocktails, one friend mentioned that her husband pees sitting down. Another friend says her boyfriend sometimes does too. This was news to me. I really had no clue men peed sitting down. Ever. I can understand if you have to take a dump, you might sit down and pee before you poop. But I never knew some men just went in to pee and did not stand up. When you sit, I am guessing you have to do some tucking down of the junk to ensure a non-splatter pee.
I wonder what these guys do at urinals. Can you sit in those? I guess you can!
If you are a dude, do you ever pee standing up?
If you are a female, does your guy ever pee standing up?
I learn something new every stinking day. First it was that you can put your yoga mat in the washer. Then it was that some men pee sitting down. What’s next?