Why, in the name of time-wasters, do you read my blog?
Is it because I am stylish?
Or, because I run with famous people and never stop talking about it (I still can’t stop talking about that vein in his arm)?
Maybe it’s my love for beer and a good baseball game (that man beside me is not my sugar daddy):
Or, how cute I am at age 5 with my long second toe aka Morton’s toe (by the way, I still have that book, but not the snazzy velour couch):
I bet the real reason is that I can run and give the photographer the finger at the same time.
No, wait. It has to be because I give you good ideas about where to go in case of emergencies while you are running. Nature’s porta potty! And, yes I did!!
Whatever the reason you visit SUAR, if you’ve been a reader for a while I want to hear from you.
GU is offering up a large tub of their newest sport’s drink, GU Roctane Ultra Endurance to my “reader of the year.” Their idea, not mine!! This is assuming I have any readers who have been around for the year or any readers who care enough about this blog to consider themselves a fan.
Whatever the case, if you want a tub of this stuff that is not yet available to the public, let me know. I haven’t even tried it yet and will only maybe get some after one of you has tried it. You will be asked to test the product and to write a review of it on your blog, if you’d like. If you don’t have a blog, maybe I can post your review here. You’ll also get a GU sample pack for your troubles. Sound good?
A bit more about the product:
“Light tasting, carbohydrate-dense Roctane Ultra Endurance Energy Drink provides athletes easily available energy with the superior rehydration combination of sodium and potassium. Taurine, Caffeine, and the proven Roctane Amino Acid Blend provide extra energy, reduce muscle damage and maintain mental focus, while Beta-Alanine augments muscle buffering capacity and performance to help athletes meet their goals.”
Simply leave a creative comment about why you read and why you deserve to win. I am not looking for this to be a “feed SUAR’s ego” fest. I sincerely want to know what brings you back here. I wish I could enter, but I don’t even like this blog.
Contest ends December 18.