I am totally pressed for time today. So, here’s how it went down this morning.
7:25 a.m. – MRI. 40 minutes lying still on a board listening to Vivaldi’s Four Seasons, even though I asked for Christmas music. I hate being told I can’t move. Because then all I want to do is move. It’s like: don’t think about the word “bodacious.” All you can think of is the word “bodacious.” Don’t laugh in church. Don’t cut one during your final exam. All these taboos.
I did fart during the MRI. Do you think that shows up on the scan? Fortunately its so loud in there, no one could hear.
Fortunately it was an open MRI machine, so I didn’t have a panic attack like last time where I frantically started squeezing the alarm thing while my heart rate climbed to 200 bpms. Are you okay? they questioned. No, get me out of here, I retorted loudly. Then I spent the next 30 minutes with my neck cranked back so I could see the room behind me. I went to some crazy happy place in my mind with wine, flying colors, finish lines and soft breezes.
Bodacious.
Today, they gave me the DVD with my results. Problem is I am not a radiologist, so I have no clue what I’m looking at. It could be the cross section of Dean’s bicep for all I know. Can someone come over and read them for me, please?
Laying on that hard table for 40 minutes I had a lot of time to think. What appetizer should I make for Christmas Eve? Damn this board hurts my lower back. Where’s my Christmas music? I asked for Christmas music. Will I have time to workout today? If I have a margarita at lunch can I still work out? My throat’s scratchy. I have to fart. Ahhhh.
And, so it went. Results? I have no results. If it is bad news, I don't want to know today anyway. Merry Christmas, your hip is still broken.
Biggest hug to Laurie for my secret Santa gift. It is the best ever and I haven’t taken it off since I got it. Except in the MRI machine. Laurie, you did it up right. Thank you so so much.
I am someone’s secret Santa. So, if you haven’t gotten your gift yet, I could be yours. It was sent out last week, but who knows if its reached its final destination. It has to do with a toilet. Big surprise.
Off for hair cut and coloring. Bodacious.
SUAR
OMG OMG OMG OMG!! Laurie loves you!!
ReplyDeleteI have been hinting to EVERYBODY in a not so subtle way that I want that Prefontaine necklace. You're a very lucky lady! :-)
I think you'll be getting good news. Post the images of the MRI...there's gotta be a RAD somewhere in those 1000 plus followers
ReplyDeleteIt will be good news! Can't wait to find out.
ReplyDeleteNo news is good news? At least the techs weren't crying. (Well, depends on the fart I guess.)
ReplyDeleteFingers crossed for a Happy New Year's gift with those MRI results!
ReplyDeleteYou gotta fart in the MRI machine! I mean, how often do you get the chance?
Hope the MRI gives you good news! Have a great holiday and very jealous of your charm!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas and here's to great MRI results and the go ahead nod from your doc!
ReplyDeleteLove that necklace! I look forward to hearing the results.
ReplyDeleteThere is no way I could lie still for 40 minutes. Just thinking about trying makes me get weird random itches that I would absolutely have to scratch.
ReplyDeleteKeeping my fingers crossed for good news.
Hoping for good news!! I have a bodacious feeling about it though--you're going to be running again really soon. Love the ornament!!
ReplyDeleteOh I hope and pray that is all is healing for you! And, sure..maragarita then workout sounds great!
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What a great gift! Hope your results are good! merry christmas!
ReplyDeleteHere's to bodacious results!
ReplyDeleteI can just feel it - Get ready to run in 2011!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
Awesome gift Laurie!! Wow.
ReplyDeleteHope you get good results Beth! Getting my MRI for my hammy was such a weird experience. Luckily I didn't need to be in the entire way.
Hey, have you ever read the book Walter The Farting Dog? A kids picture book but I should totally send it to you. I think I will. Your little Sam might enjoy it. :) Heck , you would enjoy it! :)
MRIs are rarely fun. Glad you didn't gas yourself!
ReplyDeleteGreat secret santa gift!
I doubt it that fart will affect the results. Haha! praying and hoping for good news! Love that pendant! =)
ReplyDeleteNot fun to get no news. Why couldn't they just stick a little report on the DVD so you didn't have to wait. Good luck with it all and Merry Christmas.
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful Christmas and may your hip be bodaciously healed!
ReplyDeleteyou would fart in the mri machine hahah! happy christmas to you :)
ReplyDeleteI fell asleep during my MRI. Best nap in years.
ReplyDeleteI hate MRI...I have to have them every 6 mos..closed one..1h30...fun times...I cannot sleep in that thing...it is way too loud..
ReplyDeleteit will be good news!!
on the disc they gave you you should be able to read a report (a text)...
anyway
Merry Christmas to you!
Caroline, darn it. I looked. No text or report.
ReplyDeleteI've had to get an MRI before. So. Hard. To . Stay . Still.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
I love the charm!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
My fingers are crossed that you get good results!
ReplyDeleteI would have had a panic attack in that MRI machine! I don't know how people do it!
I hope you have a great Christmas!! :)
I heard that your secret Santa recieved his gift just today and it was.......freaking awesome! Keep your eye on your fav blog (deans blog) for a redic post on it sun. :)
ReplyDeleteI can com$e over and read the MRI. I am not a doctor but Karen kicked me out and I stayed at a Holiday Inn express......LOL!
ReplyDeleteHere's to the hope that your Christmas wish comes true in that the hip has healed and you are out of the pool.
Toilet jokes are the best so once the gift is revealed you MUST let me know so that I can go to the blog snd laugh like a kid.
What an awesome secret santa gift!! Hoping for positive results on the MRI!
ReplyDeleteHopefully the fart didn't move you too much! :)
OMG I just saw your photo posted on the top right of your blog. Holy bat balls, I almost peed myself. Love the undies... nice touch ;) Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteLOVE you! You crack me up!! I am wishing good things for your hip. I hope you and your family have a wonderful holiday! The necklace is beautiful - awesome gift! Enjoy the holidays!
ReplyDeleteI hated MRI's but too bad it wasn't a bone scan you'd know instantly, Alas I know MRI's are more accurate. Merry Christmas!!
ReplyDeleteHope you get some good news soon. Happy holidays!
ReplyDeleteThat is gorgy!
ReplyDeleteHopefully good news will be your xmas gift!
merry christmas SUAR!