Stupid iTouch app. Sam’s been having a blast with this one.
This summer he made me old (and a meth user):
Today was the worst. He made me bald. With a mullet. I think it really makes my eyes pop.
Clearly I need a pickup truck with a gun rack and a case of Schlitz to round out the year.
It’s humbling. It’s disturbing. I’m going back to bed.
Merry Christmas from me to you.