Tuesday, December 21, 2010

The Many Faces of Me

Stupid iTouch app. Sam’s been having a blast with this one.

This summer he made me old (and a meth user):

momold

Then fat:

fatme

Today was the worst. He made me bald. With a mullet.  I think it really makes my eyes pop.

bald1

Clearly I need a pickup truck with a gun rack and a case of Schlitz to round out the year.

It’s humbling. It’s disturbing. I’m going back to bed.

Merry Christmas from me to you.

SUAR

32 comments:

  1. so glad I bought my son an itouch for Christmas...I can hardly wait to see what he comes up with

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  2. OMW .... my 10 yo is getting an iTouch for Christmas, and suddenly it doesn't seem like a good idea.

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  3. I don't know, the skullet one really does bring out your eyes... fun stuff. :)

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  4. Too funny.....Have a Happy Holiday Season Cousin Billy-Bob!!!

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  5. Wow... it takes a strong woman to post such heinous pics. Love it!

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  6. It may be humbling and disturbing but I love it :)

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  7. Wow. My son would LOVE that app. Although he already thinks I look like all of those.

    Winks & Smiles,
    Wifey

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  8. The meth look is my favorite. He does this with his itouch?!?! Technology these days!

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  9. I guess that puts a few wrinkles and bags under the eyes in perspective.

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  10. I am really feeling the mullet. One time I went for a haircut and the woman gave me a very short mullet, and I was HORRIFIED, and she got really upset and offered to fix it, but then I was afraid to let her touch it again (to let anyone touch it again, actually) so I grew the horrid thing out! Luckily, we wear scrub caps at work and I just wore a hat home every stinkin' day 'til it was long enough to cut again

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  11. Hilarious. Love the pics :) Has he tried the zomny stuff yet? Its a blast!

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  12. freaking awesome!!!

    This post took me forever to "read" ...each picture had me captivated...I could not move past.

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  13. Lmk if you need a schlitz BUCKLE. Yep. Belt buckle. The pita has one I'd gladly donate to the mullet cause.

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  14. You look pretty good bald with a mullet! A lot of women can't pull that look off.

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  16. Are you suuuuuuuure that first picture isn't you without make up?? I've seen what the do on those modeling shoots! Hello, Dove ad??

    Thanks for the giggle today :)


    Nellie
    http://midlifecruiser.blogspot.com
    (36 year old fulltime RVer living la vida loca with a cute-butt husband and a stink-butt dog!)

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  17. Ouch. You need to ground that kid :-)

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  18. Is it freaky that your eyes do "pop" with the mullet?! :) this is a random thought, have you ever had short hair? For some weird reason that pic made me think of that.
    Good luck on MRI!!
    Ps just registered for my first full marathon a few weeks ago! Yikes

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  19. Your eyes look beautiful will alway pick them up no matter what the rest of you looks like...

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  20. What is wrong with a pickup truck with a gun rack?! Sheesh, people always hatin on me ;)

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  21. awesome. you totally rock the bald mullet look

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  22. A friend of mine came up with a "supermodel me" app. Turns out I look a little like Christy Turlington.

    A very very very very little.

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  23. OMGawd, this one hit me the right way today and I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!

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  24. LOL - I LOVE the apps he finds. Soooo awesome.

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  25. I HAVE to get that app ASAP! Sooo funny!

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