Thursday, December 30, 2010

Pussy Cats

This post is related to running because cats sometimes run.

Do not miss this video. It is a worthwhile 2 minutes of your life.

You know you’re in trouble when your cat would rather sit on the dining room table and lick his anus than climb onto your lap.


How To Put The Spark Back Into Your Relationship With Your Cat

Damn pussies!

Going to get in the bath (you have to watch the video to know what that means),

SUAR

30 comments:

  1. Wow. I've been accused of being the crazy cat lady, but OMG does this lady take the cake. The anchors seem to be playing along and their conversation seems stilted. Too funny.

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  2. no wait! come back! I want to vote on the Jonah's DNA!!!!! ;)

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  3. Tee hee. I love love love her greasy cat lady hair. Hysterical.

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  4. I think the 2 Anchors are crazier than the cat lady...is this for real or what? Is it called the Onion News Network because you want to cry after watching it? It takes all kinds I guess

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  5. Ok..I want to know how they kept a straight face. Silky lingerie under your PJs...for your cat? hmm. : ) I seriously cracked up the whole time.

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  6. Love the part where it shows them watching t.v together from behind. so funny. or "pretend you're drowning just to see what he does." Once again, Beth, glad I took the time to come to your blog. First blog of the day and maybe the only one but well worth the smile. And way to relate it somehow still bring running into it...you're right, cats do run. :) And maybe you cat owners out there might try running with your cat...that could be a good bonding and reconnecting activity. even if it is just free frolicking around the back yard...it is running all the same.

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  7. ok, for some weird reason the lingerie part made me think of you...i could just picture YOU making a video about how to rekindle your relationship with running and you running down the street in lingerie or something silly. haha. great video, amazing how they all kept a straight face!

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  8. Pretend your drowning and eat their food.....LOL!!!!!

    That was hilarious.

    And now I get your reference to taking a bath. Make sure to blow bubbles at Lucky!

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  9. I think they were reaching just a bit there. She totally looked like the weird neighbourhood cat lady. And tuna all over your face?? Ew. Simple rules might work for a dog, but a cat? I doubt it, cats are complicated.

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  10. This cannot be real. If it is, the world is far sicker than I previously suspected.
    "Just get more cats."
    Is this woman high? On catnip, maybe?

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  11. "You just want to get more cats" LOL!!!!

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  12. I cannot even think up a response to this!!!

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  13. Wow. How do you find these things ha? I think we should all read that book and hold a blogger book club.

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  14. OH MY GOD...that was the most disturbing video I have ever seen!!

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  15. wth ? Screw those crazy people. I'll take mine on the rocks please :-p

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  16. I don't know how they could take her seriously. Liking tuna off her face? Come on. Makes you wonder what else the cat might enjoy doing if it walked in the bathroom! Don't get any ideas!

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  17. Where do you find this stuff? Priceless!

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  18. OK - I don't really want to ruin this for everyone . . . but it is a satire . . . it is the Onion. I loved reading the commnets - totally laughing! The Onion newspaper was started in Madison on the UW campus, and in recent years has moved online - I have been reading the newspaper for years. I still pick up a free copy of the newspaper every so often. FUNNY stuff - it is often much more enjoyable reading that the "real" newspaper.

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  19. The more cats you have the more chance you have of ending up like that weird cat lady on The Simpsons. She wasn't serious, was she?

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  20. I don't even know what to say - classic "Onion" - hilarious!

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  21. That settles it, I definitely have what it takes to write a book, anyone seems to write one nowadays...

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  22. I wonder if Melissa the Cat Lady is single. She is so my type.

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  23. So funny :) You find the best stuff. I so needed a laugh today.

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  24. She is way too well-spoken for a true cat lady. This is obviously a farce, and I am outraged. So is my cat. Oh wait, that's indifference.

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  25. I work with a girl that has one dog and 9 cats. NINE. Do I need to point out that she is still singe? Nah - I don't think so. Maybe she needs to watch a video on how to break away from your cat!

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