Saturday, December 18, 2010

Last Minute Gifts–SUAR Style

‘Tis the season for gift giving. We all are sick of the standard gifts like fake dog poop and Snuggies. This year, get creative. Give your loved one something they will really remember.

Handerpants (thanks, Brutalism):

This is the perfect gift for that special someone who loves underpants, yet hates that they are hidden all day long. With these fingerless gloves, you can use a phone or typewriter, pick your nose or even flip someone off. Not recommended for wiping. Only $11.95 + shipping.

Crapola

Suggested to me by Beth (great name), Crapola’s motto is “Makes even weird people regular!”   Created by a husband and wife team, their recipe is simple: Cranberries + Apples + Granola = Crapola! As far as I know, it does not contain crap or anything related to feces. I always say, the couple who craps together stays together. $4.95 + shipping.

crapola

Penis Hat for the Guys:

I found this gem at www.Zazzle.com. Men tend to be obsessed by their penises. Some men are obsessed by running. This hat represents the place where the two meet. $26.90 + shipping.

penisbigger

Bacon Air Freshener

This unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore's day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each has a handy string for hanging and measures about 4'' tall. $2.00 + shipping.

bacon

Instant Underpants

This product was obviously made with SUAR in mind. These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it's better to have damp underpants than no underpants at all! $6.50 + shipping.

instantunderpants

 

Don’t say I never contributed anything of value to your life or to the blogging world,

SUAR

29 comments:

  1. I'm so sad that I already sent my wish list to Santa, how did I miss these?! I think my favorite is the instant underpants, although the bacon air freshener and penis hat are right up there. Who doesn't want everything to smell like bacon?!!

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  2. Fantastic! Anything bacon will do. Husband was on some geek website yesterday and was telling me about a bunch of bacon products. Bacon chapstick, bacon dental floss, bacon gumballs, bacon lollipops. All sounds good to me!

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  3. LOVE ALL OF THESE. Handerpants just made my day!

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  4. I thought you'd appreciate this...last year for valentines I knitted a light blue penis holder for my husband. It's like a thong with a little pouch for the penis. I should patent that, ha?

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  5. Running and living... it's called Thermajock. :-) You must be onto something!
    http://thermajock.com/

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  6. haha, I totally want the bacon candle. I love that smell. And as for the hat, I think my hubs would be quite fond of it. :)
    LC

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  7. These are hilarious. Who needs bacon air fresheners? I can burn bacon in about 30 seconds and have my house reek of bacon for the next week. : )

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  8. ROFL (even though that's one of those phrases my teens tell me to not use because I'm not cool)

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  9. Thanks for going to all that trouble to find these gems.

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  10. They are great! Love the hat, NOT! :)

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  11. These are great for that night blogger on your list! Thanks for sharing!!

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  12. Hahaha - and love the instant underpants. You could put them in the underwear you're wearing, and then if you have an accident, presto! New (damp) undies! I love multitasking!

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  13. OH. I think I waited too late to order the Crapola. I know some one in my family would have a use for that.

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  14. Awesome gift ideas. I want some of that crapola!

    My latest post is in total SUAR fashion so I have to share:
    http://runwithkate.blogspot.com/2010/12/please-dont-hit-on-me-im-running.html

    Enjoy :)

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  15. Damn, I should have given Ana-Maria (R and L) to Kovas for the blog exchange!!

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  16. hahahah. too bad all my shopping is done! maybe i'll buy some now and save them for ppl's birthdays ahahh

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  17. Wife just got me a Christmas gift but that hat would have totally rocked it.

    Jill - how hilarious would that have been.

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  18. Hilarious. And by that...I mean your photo wearing underpants under your bathing suit. (But the products are pretty great, too.)
    You kill me.

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  19. Im not sure whats more alarming, the instant underpants or the bacon air freshener. Its all hilariosu though!

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  20. Instant underpants? I can only imagine carrying them in your back pocket and suddenly needing them!

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  21. These are awesome. Thanks for sharing :)

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  22. Well there you go all that I need for my 77 yrs old dad!

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  23. You have too much time on your hands............ HA

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  24. Not gonna lie, that Crapola sounds fantastic. You're welcome to get me some of that for Christmas. So come on, let's be real...you actually came up with the idea for the instant undies, didn't you?

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  25. Do you think the air freshener is vegetarian? ;)

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  26. Hahahaha, absolutely LOVE the penis hat! So much that I just HAD to blog about it!
    http://life-of-an-average-runner.blogspot.com/2010/12/running-swag.html

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