‘Tis the season for gift giving. We all are sick of the standard gifts like fake dog poop and Snuggies. This year, get creative. Give your loved one something they will really remember.
This is the perfect gift for that special someone who loves underpants, yet hates that they are hidden all day long. With these fingerless gloves, you can use a phone or typewriter, pick your nose or even flip someone off. Not recommended for wiping. Only $11.95 + shipping.
Suggested to me by Beth (great name), Crapola’s motto is “Makes even weird people regular!” Created by a husband and wife team, their recipe is simple: Cranberries + Apples + Granola = Crapola! As far as I know, it does not contain crap or anything related to feces. I always say, the couple who craps together stays together. $4.95 + shipping.
Penis Hat for the Guys:
I found this gem at www.Zazzle.com. Men tend to be obsessed by their penises. Some men are obsessed by running. This hat represents the place where the two meet. $26.90 + shipping.
This unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore's day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each has a handy string for hanging and measures about 4'' tall. $2.00 + shipping.
This product was obviously made with SUAR in mind. These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it's better to have damp underpants than no underpants at all! $6.50 + shipping.
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