‘Tis the season for gift giving. We all are sick of the standard gifts like fake dog poop and Snuggies. This year, get creative. Give your loved one something they will really remember.
Handerpants (thanks, Brutalism):
This is the perfect gift for that special someone who loves underpants, yet hates that they are hidden all day long. With these fingerless gloves, you can use a phone or typewriter, pick your nose or even flip someone off. Not recommended for wiping. Only $11.95 + shipping.
Suggested to me by Beth (great name), Crapola’s motto is “Makes even weird people regular!” Created by a husband and wife team, their recipe is simple: Cranberries + Apples + Granola = Crapola! As far as I know, it does not contain crap or anything related to feces. I always say, the couple who craps together stays together. $4.95 + shipping.
Penis Hat for the Guys:
I found this gem at www.Zazzle.com. Men tend to be obsessed by their penises. Some men are obsessed by running. This hat represents the place where the two meet. $26.90 + shipping.
This unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore's day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each has a handy string for hanging and measures about 4'' tall. $2.00 + shipping.
This product was obviously made with SUAR in mind. These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it's better to have damp underpants than no underpants at all! $6.50 + shipping.
Don’t say I never contributed anything of value to your life or to the blogging world,
SUAR
I'm so sad that I already sent my wish list to Santa, how did I miss these?! I think my favorite is the instant underpants, although the bacon air freshener and penis hat are right up there. Who doesn't want everything to smell like bacon?!!
ReplyDeleteFantastic! Anything bacon will do. Husband was on some geek website yesterday and was telling me about a bunch of bacon products. Bacon chapstick, bacon dental floss, bacon gumballs, bacon lollipops. All sounds good to me!
ReplyDeletehilarious. :)
ReplyDeleteLOVE ALL OF THESE. Handerpants just made my day!
ReplyDeleteI thought you'd appreciate this...last year for valentines I knitted a light blue penis holder for my husband. It's like a thong with a little pouch for the penis. I should patent that, ha?
ReplyDeleteRunning and living... it's called Thermajock. :-) You must be onto something!
ReplyDeletehttp://thermajock.com/
haha, I totally want the bacon candle. I love that smell. And as for the hat, I think my hubs would be quite fond of it. :)
ReplyDeleteLC
These are hilarious. Who needs bacon air fresheners? I can burn bacon in about 30 seconds and have my house reek of bacon for the next week. : )
ReplyDeleteThese are so funny!
ReplyDeleteROFL (even though that's one of those phrases my teens tell me to not use because I'm not cool)
ReplyDeleteThanks for going to all that trouble to find these gems.
ReplyDeleteThey are great! Love the hat, NOT! :)
ReplyDeleteThese are great for that night blogger on your list! Thanks for sharing!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha - and love the instant underpants. You could put them in the underwear you're wearing, and then if you have an accident, presto! New (damp) undies! I love multitasking!
ReplyDeleteOH. I think I waited too late to order the Crapola. I know some one in my family would have a use for that.
ReplyDeleteAwesome gift ideas. I want some of that crapola!
ReplyDeleteMy latest post is in total SUAR fashion so I have to share:
http://runwithkate.blogspot.com/2010/12/please-dont-hit-on-me-im-running.html
Enjoy :)
Damn, I should have given Ana-Maria (R and L) to Kovas for the blog exchange!!
ReplyDeletehahahah. too bad all my shopping is done! maybe i'll buy some now and save them for ppl's birthdays ahahh
ReplyDeleteWife just got me a Christmas gift but that hat would have totally rocked it.
ReplyDeleteJill - how hilarious would that have been.
Hilarious. And by that...I mean your photo wearing underpants under your bathing suit. (But the products are pretty great, too.)
ReplyDeleteYou kill me.
Im not sure whats more alarming, the instant underpants or the bacon air freshener. Its all hilariosu though!
ReplyDeleteInstant underpants? I can only imagine carrying them in your back pocket and suddenly needing them!
ReplyDeleteThese are awesome. Thanks for sharing :)
ReplyDeletehanderpants...must order a pair.
ReplyDeleteWell there you go all that I need for my 77 yrs old dad!
ReplyDeleteYou have too much time on your hands............ HA
ReplyDeleteNot gonna lie, that Crapola sounds fantastic. You're welcome to get me some of that for Christmas. So come on, let's be real...you actually came up with the idea for the instant undies, didn't you?
ReplyDeleteDo you think the air freshener is vegetarian? ;)
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, absolutely LOVE the penis hat! So much that I just HAD to blog about it!
ReplyDeletehttp://life-of-an-average-runner.blogspot.com/2010/12/running-swag.html