A Morning in Pictures

Yeah, it’s the everyday things that make life grand, n’est-ce pas? (If you didn’t know I spoke French, I don’t, but I used to. I like to throw in a phrase every now and again just so I feel like I’m using my college degree).

This is how it goes down around here in the mornings. After shoving kids out the door and dropping them at school, I head to the pool. Watch out because it’s about to get really fascinating up in here (this is where I’m trying to be like Bob on the Biggest Loser, “It’s about to get really crazy up in her for this last chance workout. It’s time for some vomiting and crying up in here.”):

{So rry about poor picture quality. All from my phone.}   <- that was my best Emz  imitation. I don’t know how she does it. That took me f o r. f r e a k i n g. e v e r

Heading into the pool:

Not my car, but there are clearly like-minded people at the pool. Mr. Ironman and marathoner just needs an SUAR sticker to make it all complete. I’m so slapping one on there.

Swiping my card to get in. Chick thought I was nuts when I asked to take her picture. At least she smiled:

The locker room, I like to pretend I am a famous football player in here:

The necessary gear for any respectable pool runner.

Putting on the suit. That’s all you’re going to see. That white part is not a pad. It’s part of my suit. As if I’d wear a pad in the pool. Now that would make for a good post. Clean up, lane 3!:

Today’s workout. Brought to you by Pfitzinger. Yes, that’s 52 minutes of water running. I told you I was a stud:

Full frontal clothed view. I shaved just.for.you:

Where it all happens. Pre-pussy posse arrival:

Getting ready to get in and feeling pretty serious about it:

You know who these ladies are. It’s the posse:

Post workout treat. I was ordering and taking a picture, not realizing they can see you! Yes, friends, big brother Starbucks drive thru has a hidden camera. The lady said, “Wait, are you taking a picture?” Damn straight.

They even let me take their picture:

And all this business was before 9:30 a.m.!!

What’s your morning/day like in pictures?

Smelling like chlorine,

SUAR

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