I was thinking about Haikus today. Those 17 syllable forms of Asian poetry. I had 100 miles to drive for work (no, I’m not a long haul trucker, but that would be cool. I’ve always wanted to sleep in the cab and have those sexy girl mud flaps), so I came up with some ditties while on the road.
Caressing my breast
She did it oh so quickly
I’m in airport security again
It felt like a fart
No porta potty needed
Time to change my shorts
Long haul truck drivers
Starved for sleep and affection
$5 buck cold showers
What’s your best haiku? The structure is 5 syllables – 7 syllables – 5 syllables. No subject is off limits.
Getting creative due to boredom,
SUAR
Off the cuff while on my lunch break and running related.
ReplyDeleteRan the trails again
Left me wanting more now
Just need to find time
Prefer runs to work
Shame I don't get paid to run
But running is rich
Ouch, my tummy hurts
ReplyDeleteGastrointestinal glum
Why did I eat that?
Blisters dot my feet
Mountains of liquid until...
they burst, then craters.
Not to challenge your creative juices... but how is " $5 cold showers at Citgo" 5 syllables? I hope I am not giving you bad flashbacks to 4th grade.
ReplyDeleteI don't like to write
in the format provided
This is all I've got.
heh.
i did a haiku a few weeks ago as an ode to my long run hahah!
ReplyDeleteyours are way better than mine butttttt
my muscles hurt lots
need to search for a hot boy
to soothe aches and pains
i am so boy crazy right now hahahha
Shut Up and Run Beth
ReplyDeleteYou've got to be kidding me
Poem about farts?
Marlene, ack you are so right. Had to change it up.
ReplyDeleteKovas - told you I was bored
waiting patiently
ReplyDeleteregistration opens up
here I come IMAZ!
He he..if you understand my haiku, you're the first one to know! Watch for a blog post soon! :)
So when is Vegas,
ReplyDeleteThis trip you keep promising,
I want to go NOW.
Running in Water,
ReplyDeleteCrapping in Hollowed-out Trees,
Boston Glory Bound.
This is fun:
ReplyDeleteTraining Can Be Fun
When You Reach The Finish Line
And Look Back At It
The Acid Creeps Up
The Sweat Pours Down Your Forehead
Get Across The Line
Can I Go Further
Is My Body Shutting Down
Am I Finished Yet
We're off on the go,
ReplyDeleteNerves, sweat, doubts, pain, persevere
Into the finish.
LOL! I started following your blog! I can tell it will be entertaining! :)
ReplyDeleteI talk to myself
ReplyDeleteAlter Ego is his name
That Guy drives me nuts
Thanx for the sticker
Shut Up and Run your blog rocks
Hope the right postage
Sticker came today
ReplyDeletePerfect timing after half
I shut up and ran!
Thank you so much!
Sit at computer
ReplyDeleteReading far too many blogs
Should probably run.
Thank you for the gift
ReplyDeleteSticker for my Subaru
Outback on the run
My house is a mess
ReplyDeleteall 4 kids want to be fed
but yet here I sit.
Oh wait, don't you work for child services? Maybe I shouldn't have written that one.
Playing Barbie Dolls
ReplyDeleteJust put up my first bloggy
Giveaway last night!
Bloody cold outside
ReplyDeleteSlippery sidewalks out there
Wanting summer now.
Your blog is funny.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I pee my panties.
I wish I wouldn't.
There!
talk through all my runs
ReplyDeletenot the ones on the toilet
helps me get it done
three digits now black
two thirteens in seven days
wish my nails were white
this is a cute idea but i'm still stupid from the marathon yesterday!!!
ReplyDeleteThe first two I wrote were 7-5-7 cause I'm awesome.. lol
ReplyDeleteNot long enough to come up with a haiku (waiting for printer to finish at work) but dude, I used think it would be cool to be a long haul trucker too when I was little. I wanted to have husbands and families at each end of the line!
ReplyDeleteWeek of giving thanks
ReplyDeleteTo you I also give Praise
Your sticker is great
Haikus aside, I just received your sweet sticker in the mail and wanted to say thank you so much! I now have to decide where I want to put it... I'm thinking on a gym/running water bottle. So happy I was one of the 150 to get it.
Also, I was just out at a family brunch yesterday and my mom was talking/making fun of the Victoria's Secret Miracle bra and I immediately pulled out my phone to read her your post on it! She definitely got a kick out of it and the F Cup Cookies.
Always Appropriate,
Nicole
Just got your sticker in the mail. Made my day! Putting it on my car.
ReplyDeleteToo tired to write a Haiku but thoroughly enjoyed reading yours and everyone else's.
Both of these are copyrighted by me and published elsewhere (hey, I wrote for a living):
ReplyDeleteA haiku is more
Than seventeen syllables
written in three lines.
[And a serious one]
Haralson apples
Windfalls ruddy-cheeked and raw
Glazed with autumn rain.
frozen to the core
ReplyDeletecrunchy snow under my feet
still beats the treadmill
Love this post... comments are great too!
hahaha!! I'm loving everyone's haikus!! :D
ReplyDeleteCold dark snowy night
ReplyDeletedreaming of shut up and run
in my arms I wish
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