I was thinking about Haikus today. Those 17 syllable forms of Asian poetry. I had 100 miles to drive for work (no, I’m not a long haul trucker, but that would be cool. I’ve always wanted to sleep in the cab and have those sexy girl mud flaps), so I came up with some ditties while on the road.
Caressing my breast
She did it oh so quickly
I’m in airport security again
It felt like a fart
No porta potty needed
Time to change my shorts
Long haul truck drivers
Starved for sleep and affection
$5 buck cold showers
What’s your best haiku? The structure is 5 syllables – 7 syllables – 5 syllables. No subject is off limits.
Getting creative due to boredom,