Update: Sorry, the free stickers are gone! I will have them available to buy on my site for $2 soon. If you emailed me before 11 a.m. MDT you are good.
If you are a fan of not making excuses, consider this:
Join the movement to not be a pussy anymore. To get it done.
Want one of these babies? Send your address to email@example.com. They’re on me. Free. Did someone say free*?
I say, “Ess-You-Aye-Are.” Ken says, “sewer,” which is quite appropriate. You say it how you want.
Because I love you,
*For a limited time. First 150 are free. After that, who knows. Maybe 150 people won’t even want it.