Then she laid on her ass all afternoon not even lifting a finger to help with the kids, laundry or cooking:
She felt me up on the stairs (pervert!).
I wonder if I’ll even fit into her (TWSS):
She had the nerve to use the crapper when I wasn’t looking. Gross, skids in my suit:
And, she stole a Blue Moon beer from the fridge (drunkard!).
She even got on my bike, and no one gets on my bike but me. Especially since the reflectors are gone and it is 1.5 ounces lighter.
I was going to wiggle myself into her tonight with the help of some Body Glide (TWSS) and go for an open water swim at the reservoir.
But, the monsoon moved in with lightening and it was not to be.
So, I did the next best thing because I am ridiculous:
Hello, Xterra Wetusits, if you are reading I cannot thank you enough for sending me the suit to try out and review. I feel like Catwoman. I know I’m going to love it.