Thursday, July 21, 2011

Special Hidden Talent Entries (videos). Don’t Miss the Freak Show and VOTE!

You guys are freaking amazing. Who knew you had such talents hidden behind the blog curtain. I loved reading each and every one of the 71 obscure things you can do. From wiggling ears to picking your nose with your tongue to opening doors with your fingers toes to juggling. Thank you so much for playing along.

There were a few of you I wanted to contact for videos, but you have no email or contact info. Bummer!! I had to have a video for proof that you can do what you say you can do. Not that I don’t trust you, but c’mon, what if I told you I could wipe my ass with my foot? You’d want proof too.

So, here are the five finalists for the Secret Hidden Talent (SHT) contest:

1. Amanda from There Are Two Sides who can put where whole fist in her mouth:

  

2. Chris from Heavy Steps who can talk like Mama Clump from the Nutty Professor

5. Erica from Run Mommy Run who can drink a beer by holding it in her cleavage

4. Amanda from Running Hood who can stretch her tummy skin like no other.

5. Eric from Running Moose who can do an impression of a pig in his throat.

There are also three incredible honorable mentions, but no video is provided (for obvious reasons), so no voting on these guys.

  1. Cayte who says she has an orgasm when she does core exercises
  2. Pam from Knickers in a Twist who says she can queef when she gets into should stand pose in yoga.
  3. PJ who says she can jump rope with her arms (no contact info provided)

So, PLEASE, every one of you, vote for one of these brave souls who bared themselves on the internet for a stinking SUAR shirt!! Leave your choice in the comments. I love my readers. You all are the best around.

SUAR

77 comments:

  1. grrrrr
    for some reason i cannot see any video links....
    i have heard of getting a bigO during core workouts. guess im not that lucky...

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  2. I think I am going to go with the skin stretching girl but Mama Clump is a close second.

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  3. Voting for Amanda, though that girl with her fist in her mouth, oh, my!

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  4. Dang I knew I should have sent a video of putting my fist in my mouth! I can do that too.

    However, I am totally voting for #4, skin stretching. Hysterical story and just an odd odd talent!

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  5. Sentimental favorite - I vote for the pig-guy, because my youngest son can do it too. Cracks me up every time.

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  6. OK I have to go with Amanda - that skin stretching thing is just freaky!

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  7. Amanda - the skin stretcher - that's wild!

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  8. Oh, skin stretcher for sure. Weird. Awesome. Humorous. And weird.

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  9. AWESOME!

    My vote is for Amanda (Running Hood)

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  10. I knew Amanda would be the clear winner with her strange, elastic skin! Here's one more vote!

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  11. the skin stretching. what a great idea to start doing since i haven't had kids yet....

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  12. Yeah!! This is fun! I vote for me! lol.. Can I do that! :)

    Everyone's is pretty cool!

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  13. I have to vote for Amanda from Running Hood! Her talent is one I haven't seen before, plus she was super cute!

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  14. Has to be the skin stretcher Amanda, I've never seen anything like it!

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  15. I vote for me! And if I can't, then I vote for Amanda- is that how you store your gels on long runs :)

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  16. Ok, skin stretching Amanda. Gross and freaky! Drinikng beer from boobs is second b/c that's a handy talent to have....

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  17. This is hard to read b/c my name is Amanda too. You need to all vote for AMANDA from THERE ARE TWO SIDES. She's the best. I mean, I'm the best!

    I vote for me, Beth. Someone has to.

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  18. Wow well i would like to vote for Cayte but .... i'm voting for the first Amanda -(fist in mouth). the tummy-skin Amanda kinda made me queazy when I watched her video...

    Can't wait to read about who won!

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  19. Clearly I vote for Amanda from Runninghood (one word :) ) since she make such an ass out of herself doing this!! I will never live it down! I've ruined my hot sexy bitch reputation FOREVER! darn it! Go Amanda! Although, the other Amanda, that was pretty brave of her to do a video of that...she might be picking up some weirdo followers from that video whereas strange men on the internet might just have to leave me alone after mine. And I'm making this comment extra long just to keep with my style...a little embarrassed that I didn't cut that video down to the sub 1min time like everyone else. Hope people know to fast forward to the talent.

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  20. I would vote for myself but didn't make the cut :( I vote for the fist in mouth cuz that's something I've always wanted to be able to do…I can do most of those other things myself :P

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  21. I vote for Amanda with the stretching skin. I could hardly watch the video...gross!

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  22. Chris from Heavy Steps with his Mama Clump!

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  23. Amanda from running hood hands down.

    First off she has a 6 pack already and if she stopped stretching her skin she would probably be able to show an entire case.

    And really I was sort of horrified and mesmerized by all that skin pulling. Then lets toss in the fact that she has a theory as to why she should do this, or started this and I'm blown away.

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  24. Thanks Jason! Seriously, this whole thing is doing a number on my self esteem with coming across "gross" and "nasty"...:) Nice to have a positive view of the whole weird skin stretching...really not weird to me though...just the way my skin has always been. ;) Just glad it snaps back and doesn't sag.

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  25. I vote Amanda the skin stretcher! I can actually do the pig in throat noise too, didn't know it was special :D I guess I do get weird looks when I do it...

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  26. Oh, and Amanda I forgot to tell you this:

    1- I have those same pants and I have worn them on their own and with shorts over them. If I feel bloated I wear the shorts and if I am feeling sexy I go without the shorts (ha!) But seriously I do have them and they are awesome and I have worn them both ways.

    2- I was waiting for you to pull out your skin like a kangaroo. That would have been awesome.

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  27. I vote Amanda (Runninghood) with her skin stretching talent. If you can stretch your skin and have abs like that she deserves an award.

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  28. I vote for Amanda's amazing tummy skin...

    But really want to hear more from Cayte.

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  29. Def Amanda with her skin stretching! I love how this started out as an innocent child's idea and she can still do it now....and her stomach is sick-looking (and that's in a good way!).

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  30. Totally Amanda!!! That's nuts and cool in a very creepy way. :)

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  31. Didn't realize there was two Amandas. I'm picking the one with the skin stretching talent. I've never seen that one before.

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  32. Amanda for sure! I wish I had a rockin' stomach like that to start out with! That stretching is pretty damn impressive, not gonna lie!

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  33. Torn between Amanda (who looks great in the tights--no shorts needed!) and Chris.

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  34. I have to go with Amanda and her stretchy skin. Her video made me cringe ... yet I could NOT look away!!

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  35. I vote for the skin stretcher, but I have to comment on Mama Clumps and the beer drinker video background choices. The open bathroon in the background for Chris and the children's toys (American Girl bag) for the beer drinker?

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  36. Love mama clump!! too funny!

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  37. What a bunch of freaks! LOL!!!

    Awesome contest.

    My vote is for fist in mouth Amanda. She is from my hometown.

    Gotta represent!!

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  38. I vote for #4 Amanda.

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  39. Maria Don't hate! An open toilet is just what we expect on SUAR's blog! :) jkjk

    Yeah, kind of wish I shut that door.

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  40. Because Amanda from Runninghood is such a circus freak with that stretchy skin - I think she should win.

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  41. I vote for Amanda with the stretchy skin, but Mama Clump is a close second.

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  42. i vote for the fisting Amanda! ;-)

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  43. Amanda with the stretchy belly! She is so cute and has great abs!

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  44. Amanda from Running Hood, all the way. It freaked me out a little. But the pants more than made up for it. They are just fine the way they are.
    Second is Amanda with the fist in her mouth. I don't want to know how she found out she could do that.

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  45. Geez totally should have put a Bikini top on!!! (too bad im only 9 weeks post baby....trying to rock the sympathy) Everyone is totally odd in an awesome way! I vote for me cause lets face it I need some help and if not then I vote for Amanda the skin stretcher!

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  46. It's a toss up between the hand in mouth and the skin stretching. Pretty cool for both!!!

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  47. Chris, you've got my vote! Love the impersonation of Mama Clump!
    (While Amanda's talent is pretty amazing and unique - it made my bum tickle (ever get that feeling when something weirds you out??) I had to look away!!

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  48. skin stretching Amanda all the way!

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  49. My wife (whose name you know) and I both vote for the boob beer!

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  50. I really like Chris from Heavy Steps. Soon to be Light Steps. But, I gotta vote for my girl Amanda. I'm afraid she would kill me if I don't.

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  51. I'm voting for Amanda (skin stretcher) too. Although, that mama clump impression was awesome!

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  52. I'm voting for Amanda from Runninghood the skin stretcher

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  53. All excellent talents. But since I have to pick one i'm going with Amanda from runninghood. I was mesmerized. And just found a new site to follow.

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  54. Amanda the amazing skin stretcher!

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  55. I vote for there are two sides Amanda!

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  56. Amanda, hands down! That's crazy!

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  57. Amanda with the stretchy skin! OMFG...

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  58. I vote for the skin stretcher -- very weird!

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  59. Why is that chicks with boobs have to show them off at every available moment? And in her kids bedroom? It was kinda cool though.

    Personally, I"m both fascinating and revolted by the skin stretching. How someone so obviously fit can do that astounds me. It also gives me hope that all my abwork can lead to a similarly toned tummy at some point, even if my skin is still stretchy.

    That said, I vote for skin stretching girl.

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  60. Amanda from Running Hood! Gross and freaky but awesomeee.

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  61. Well now, that's the SH*T!

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  62. Has to be...Skin stretcher, Amanda!!!

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  63. The amazing Amanda with the stretchy skin, that is amazing! I sort of did the same thing, and didn't have stretch marks either! Mama Clump was my second choice.

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  64. Amanda.. for sure...I mean...gross but cool!

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